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		<title>Man Arrested For Allegedly Having Sex with Nursing Home Patient</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 02:45:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LAKEWOOD, COLORADO &#8211; Police arrested a 41-year-old assisted living facility employee Thursday for allegedly having sex with a woman in her late 80&#8242;s. Investigators went to the assisted living facility in the 12700 block of West Alameda Parkway last week after the family of the victim indicated they had video of the caregiver having sex [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://nakedcircus.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/genthumb.jpg" rel="lightbox[9426]"><img src="http://nakedcircus.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/genthumb-300x191.jpg" alt="" title="genthumb" width="300" height="191" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-9427" /></a>LAKEWOOD, COLORADO &#8211; Police arrested a 41-year-old assisted living facility employee Thursday for allegedly having sex with a woman in her late 80&#8242;s.</p>
<p>Investigators went to the assisted living facility in the 12700 block of West Alameda Parkway last week after the family of the victim indicated they had video of the caregiver having sex with the woman. <span id="more-9426"></span></p>
<p>Police say the family installed a hidden camera in the victim&#8217;s room in late December. Investigators say the family became suspicious that the woman was being mistreated.</p>
<p>Police arrested 41-year-old Gabriel Paul Cabral. He&#8217;s been charged with crimes against an at risk adult.</p>
<p>Police say Cabral has worked at more than one assisted living facility in the area.</p>
<p>Cabral has been booked into the Jefferson County Jail.</p>
<p>Courtesy <a target="_blank"href="http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?storyid=132664&#038;catid=339">9News.com</a>: Television, United States</p>
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		<title>Tiger Woods&#8217; Balls Upset Many</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:47:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK, NEW YORK &#8211; Porn star Joslyn James, who claims she slept with Tiger Woods, is venting her anger over the sale of golf balls which feature pictures of Woods&#8217; alleged mistresses, including her. She feels the spoof product promotes violence against women. &#8220;I&#8217;ve come forward today because I feel it is wrong for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_9357" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://nakedcircus.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/image6163089x.jpg" rel="lightbox[9356]"><img src="http://nakedcircus.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/image6163089x-300x225.jpg" alt="" title="image6163089x" width="300" height="225" class="size-medium wp-image-9357" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Tiger's Balls</p></div>NEW YORK, NEW YORK &#8211; Porn star Joslyn James, who claims she slept with Tiger Woods, is venting her anger over the sale of golf balls which feature pictures of Woods&#8217; alleged mistresses, including her.</p>
<p>She feels the spoof product promotes violence against women.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve come forward today because I feel it is wrong for a golf ball to have my picture on it,&#8221; she told television station KSBW. &#8220;As a victim of violence myself, it bothered me to think that someone would be standing with a dangerous club in their hands and hitting a ball with my face on it.&#8221;
<div id="pqleft">Video of James dancing at the 2008 Las Vegas SexPo below</div id>
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The &#8220;Tail Of The Tiger Golf Ball Gift Set&#8221; features a dozen golf balls, each showcasing the name and image of one woman linked to the married championship golfer.</p>
<p>So far the idea is a hit, according to creator Mike Caldwell, who told the New York Daily News he sold $45,000 worth in one day.</p>
<p>James, 32, whose real name is Veronica Siwik-Daniels, has appeared in adult movies such as Porn Star Brides.</p>
<p>As previously reported on Crimesider, she has also struggled with the law.</p>
<p>Siwik-Daniels is wanted in Washington State for unpaid child support that totals more than $12,000, according to Washington State’s Department of Social and Health Services Most Wanted List. </p>
<p>Courtesy <a target="_blank"href="http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2010/02/04/crimesider/entry6174248.shtml">CBSNews.com</a>: Television, United States</p>
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		<title>Teen Auctions Virginity to Pay Tuition</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 18:38:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WELLINGTON, NEW ZEALAND &#8211; A New Zealand teenager who says she auctioned her virginity online for $32,000 to raise tuition money did not break any laws but it might be risky for her to follow through on the deal, police warned Wednesday. The anonymous 19-year-old student offered her virginity to the highest bidder on the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://nakedcircus.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/auction.jpg" rel="lightbox[9352]"><img src="http://nakedcircus.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/auction.jpg" alt="" title="auction" width="280" height="280" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-9353" /></a>WELLINGTON, NEW ZEALAND &#8211; A New Zealand teenager who says she auctioned her virginity online for $32,000 to raise tuition money did not break any laws but it might be risky for her to follow through on the deal, police warned Wednesday.</p>
<p>The anonymous 19-year-old student offered her virginity to the highest bidder on the Web site under the name “Unigirl,” saying she would use the money to pay for her tuition. She said in a post that more than 30,000 people had viewed her ad and more than 1,200 had made bids before she accepted an offer of more than New Zealand $45,000 (US$32,000). <span id="more-9352"></span></p>
<p>Unlike similar New Zealand Web sites, bidding and correspondence between buyers and sellers on the Web site is private so it is not known what bids Unigirl’s offer received.</p>
<p>Web site owner Ross McKenzie said the site’s policy was that as long as an ad was legal and did not offend the general standards of society, “it was OK.” He confirmed Unigirl was a member on the site.</p>
<p>Prostitution is legal in New Zealand under laws considered more liberal than many countries.</p>
<p>Prostitution among consenting adults is allowed in brothels and on the streets, and offering sexual services in print ads and online is also legal.</p>
<p>National police spokesman Jon Neilson said no law appeared to have been breached.</p>
<p>Courtesy <a target="_blank"href="http://www.mb.com.ph/articles/241763/teen-virgin-auctions-self-tuition">Manilla Bulletin</a></p>
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		<title>Women Given Fetish Degrees</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 22:35:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A UNIVERSITY registrar handed out forged degree certificates to black African women in exchange for spanking sessions to satisfy his kinky sexual desires, a court heard today. UNITED KINGDOM &#8211; Karl Woodgett, 37, sent an email asking for participants in a &#8220;pain management study&#8221; before taking the Cameroonian women to a hotel where he filmed [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h4>A UNIVERSITY registrar handed out forged degree certificates to black African women in exchange for spanking sessions to satisfy his kinky sexual desires, a court heard today. </h4>
<div id="attachment_9345" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://nakedcircus.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/degreemain_979101a.jpg" rel="lightbox[9344]"><img src="http://nakedcircus.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/degreemain_979101a-300x175.jpg" alt="" title="degreemain_979101a" width="300" height="175" class="size-medium wp-image-9345" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Forged ... registrar sold fake degrees</p></div>
<p>UNITED KINGDOM &#8211; Karl Woodgett, 37, sent an email asking for participants in a &#8220;pain management study&#8221; before taking the Cameroonian women to a hotel where he filmed himself spanking and caning them.</p>
<p>In return for their sexual favours willing participants Elsie Neh and Mbone Kemba were offered forged university degree certificates. <span id="more-9344"></span></p>
<p>Woodgett, former registrar at the University of Surrey and the University of Bath, had already perfected the system with his ex-wife and her relatives.</p>
<p>He was today handed a nine month prison sentence, suspended for one year, and ordered to complete 200 hours of unpaid community work.</p>
<h4>Fraud</h4>
<p>Woodgett pleaded guilty to conspiracy to make false instruments, namely university degrees, and two counts of possessing articles for the use of fraud, namely two bogus degree certificates from the University of Bath.</p>
<p>Sentencing him at Bristol Crown Court, Judge David Ticehurst said: &#8220;This was a clear breach of trust by you.</p>
<p>&#8220;It goes to the root of what universities are about and if they have administrators such as you who are prepared to falsify documents then the whole point of that purpose is undermined.</p>
<p>&#8220;You have already suffered immense personal loss as a result of your actions. You have lost your job, career, professional reputation and your marriage.&#8221;</p>
<p>Woodgett first began to forge bachelor and masters degrees for his Cameroonian ex-wife Delphine Kah and members of her family while he worked at the University of Surrey.</p>
<p>Emails uncovered later by Kah&#8217;s employers discovered that he sent her long lists of potential degrees from the university and asked her to choose which she wanted for herself and family.</p>
<p>He went on to forge certificates for Kah, her mother, stepfather and sisters in degrees ranging from Media Studies to International Services.</p>
<p>Woodgett asked Kah to find other potential candidates for bogus degree certificates and established a price structure ranging from £500 for a 2.2 undergraduate degree to £1,000 for a Masters qualification with distinction.</p>
<p>In emails discovered later the pair joked that this new enterprise would be named &#8220;Karl and Kah&#8217;s Crooked Certificates&#8221;.</p>
<p>James Ward, prosecuting for the UK Border Agency, said: &#8220;This was the start of a mail order business run along the lines of a fast food takeaway where customers recorded their orders with a number.&#8221;</p>
<p>He added: &#8220;He did not want Kah for sex but to indulge his spanking fetish with her because she had a black bottom.&#8221;</p>
<p>From May 2007 Woodgett was registrar at the University of Bath where he continued with his bogus degree scam.</p>
<p>He borrowed a colleague&#8217;s login details for a degree database and managed to slip in bogus names to be approved by senior officials at the University&#8217;s &#8216;senate&#8217; meetings.</p>
<p>He then managed to extort blank degree certificate papers from colleagues by telling them that he was conducting a review of how certificates were printed.</p>
<p>In 2008 he enlisted two Cameroonian women from Bath, Elsie Neh and Mbone Kemba, to participate in a &#8220;pain management study&#8221; at a local hotel.</p>
<p>He filmed their spanking and caning sessions, which were consensual, and paid the women for their time.</p>
<p>But he later discussed the possibility of &#8216;paying&#8217; them with bogus university degree certificates to advance their careers — which were later found on his computer during a police investigation.</p>
<p>Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2835885/Women-given-fetish-degrees.html#ixzz0eW1AiWCJ</p>
<p>Mr Ward added: &#8220;To satisfy his sexual nature he introduced himself as &#8216;Dave&#8217; and told them he was conducting a &#8216;pain management study&#8217;.</p>
<p>&#8220;He took Elsie to a hotel in Bath where various things took place of a sexual nature which he told her were for carrying out research.&#8221;</p>
<p>The UK Border Agency were alerted to the case amid fears it could be a major immigration threat.</p>
<p>Judge Ticehurst heard that Woodgett, who now lives in Ewell Minnis, Kent, was the sole carer of his two-year-old daughter from another relationship and was in danger of going bankrupt.</p>
<p>Kah, 31, also pleaded guilty to conspiracy to make false documents and was handed a four-month prison sentence, suspended for one year.</p>
<p>Courtesy <a target="_blank"href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2835885/Women-given-fetish-degrees.html">The Sun</a>: United Kingdom</p>
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		<title>Bizarre Hungarian Movie Company Ends In Sexual Battery Arrests</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 18:17:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BUDAPEST, HUNGARY &#8211; A very bizarre crime news story has emerged from Hungarian television this week after a police SWAT type team had to knock down the doors of a heavily reinforced house converted into an underground movie studio for filming a strange brand of Eastern European bizarre sexual fetish films. Several days ago, a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_9326" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://nakedcircus.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hungary-police.jpg" rel="lightbox[9325]"><img src="http://nakedcircus.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hungary-police-300x174.jpg" alt="" title="hungary police" width="300" height="174" class="size-medium wp-image-9326" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Is this part of the film...?</p></div>BUDAPEST, HUNGARY &#8211; A very bizarre crime news story has emerged from Hungarian television this week after a police SWAT type team had to knock down the doors of a heavily reinforced house converted into an underground movie studio for filming a strange brand of Eastern European bizarre sexual fetish films. <span id="more-9325"></span></p>
<p>Several days ago, a mother of seven in Budapest, Hungary who was living in deep poverty and unable to pay her bills, responded to an ad advertising for actors for fetish type S&#038;M films. In Hungarian currency, she was promised as much as about $900 dollars, and told that she would only be lightly beaten, and to act like she was being tortured. And she was given a &#8220;safe word&#8221; to use, should she feel uncomfortable at any time during the filming. Everything seemed just fine. The pay seemed pretty good for some relatively safe and reasonably harmless play acting. And the company appeared to be professional enough not to raise some red flags.</p>
<p>The only problem was that woman was lied to. She was beaten bloody after she repeatedly called out the &#8220;safe word&#8221;, and cried for the abuse to stop, and reportedly, even the film producer came over to beat her as well. After the filming, one room was even set up like a makeshift hospital unit where an ambulance driver treated her injuries, including some bleeding wounds. The woman was so upset that she didn&#8217;t leave her home for several days afterwards, then in a shaky hand wrote to police complaining about this outrageous and unprofessional assault and battery.</p>
<p>Police in Hungary began an investigation and found an old abandoned house that had been purchased and retrofitted just like a crack drug house with heavy security and doors. So a Hungarian SWAT special police type team was needed for a police raid. During the raid, police handcuffed a number of persons including actors and cameramen involved in shooting another film. Three persons were charged with sexual battery charges, but are now reportedly free on bail awaiting trial and further investigation. And several websites run by the movie company were shutdown by the Hungarian authorities. Even though the company originated from Budapest, Hungary, the websites were reportedly hosted out of the Caribbean somewhere.<br />
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<p>Hungarian news TV ran almost a five minute story about this raid a few nights ago. Days after the film, police photographed a number of slowly healing injuries the woman still had.</p>
<p>Interestingly, under Hungarian law one cannot consent to be beaten, so now those arrested could now face serious sexual battery criminal charges for any previous films made, even if the actors fully consented to that filming and acting. Like most other European nations, Hungary has little or no laws regulating the adult entertainment film industry, however Hungary&#8217;s sexual battery laws made this country unsuitable for shooting these sort of abusive fetish films for this underground film company. Several more women are now making statements to police that this company went way too far as well.</p>
<p>In the United States, the adult film industry centered mostly around Northridge, California operates with movie permits granted by the state, open studios and allows open state inspections of film shoots for safety and legal reasons. Further, there are both legal and business associations that adult film companies belong to that set up legal boundaries for that multi-billion dollar industry. Many states and the federal government also have a number of obscenity laws, that create a legal climate of censorship and tight artistic control. And most companies closely follow the law, and have never had any legal problems. Films like this Hungarian film just aren&#8217;t filmed in the United States. It crosses way too many legal boundaries. But in some former Eastern-bloc states like Hungary, some small underground film companies operate on shoe-string budgets that produce odd films. One Website reporting service estimated the value of the film company in Hungary to only be around $25,000, not including the old home used as a movie studio. That&#8217;s pretty small compared to big multi-million dollar American adult entertainment film companies.</p>
<p>Another big problem with the Hungarian company was probably that the company was so unprofessionally run that it was probably more organized around satisfying the sexual desires and interests of the company&#8217;s owners and producers than it was in producing a legal and professional product. Regardless, this bizarre little film company is probably gone for good now, and the catalog of films that they produced will probably disappear as well. A strange little film company appears, then strangely, it disappears. Even the worst independent film company would have operated better than this little Hungarian company apparently did.</p>
<p>Well, it&#8217;s like your mother used to say: &#8220;It&#8217;s all fun until someone gets hurt. And arrested&#8221;.</p>
<p>Courtesy <a target="_blank"href="http://wizbangpop.com/2010/02/01/bizarre-hungarian-movie-company-ends-in-sexual-battery-arrests.php">WizBangPop.com</a></p>
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		<title>Hypnotherapist Jailed for Undressing Hypnotised Woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 17:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HARDWICK, UNITED KINGDOM &#8211; Stephen Barker, 61, began treating the 31-year-old victim for weight loss confidence issues in October 2008 when he started to ask about her sex life while hypnotised. Over a series of ten weekly sessions married Barker became more suggestive, telling her to remove her top and touch her own breasts. Finally [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_9310" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://nakedcircus.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/hypnosis-mandala.gif" rel="lightbox[9309]"><img src="http://nakedcircus.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/hypnosis-mandala.gif" alt="" title="hypnosis-mandala" width="300" height="297" class="size-full wp-image-9310" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Undress... Undress... Undress</p></div>HARDWICK, UNITED KINGDOM &#8211; Stephen Barker, 61, began treating the 31-year-old victim for weight loss confidence issues in October 2008 when he started to ask about her sex life while hypnotised.</p>
<p>Over a series of ten weekly sessions married Barker became more suggestive, telling her to remove her top and touch her own breasts. </p>
<p>Finally he asked her to remove her top and fondled her breast, before pulling down her trousers and putting his hand in her knickers on December 18 2008. <span id="more-9309"></span></p>
<p>The shocked woman snapped out of the trance and fled the scene at his practice in Hardwick, Cambs., feeling &#8221;ashamed and embarrassed&#8221;.</p>
<p>She only discovered he was behaving inappropriately after typing the question &#8221;Is it normal for my therapist to touch me?&#8221; into the Yahoo search engine.</p>
<p>Barker, of Harwich, Essex, was jailed for 10 months at Cambridge Crown Court yesterday after admitting one count of sexual touching at an earlier hearing.</p>
<p>He was also placed on the sex offenders&#8217; register for 10 years.</p>
<p>Andrew Howarth, prosecuting, told the court at their ninth meeting on December 9 2008 he pressured the woman to pull up her top and play with her breasts while under hypnosis</p>
<p>Barker, who ran West Cambridge Hypnotherapy in Hardwick, had told the naïve woman a &#8221;sexual matter was at the route of her problems&#8221;.</p>
<p>As the visits went on her told the woman she &#8221;she needed to express past emotions&#8221; and began complementing her on her appearance after asking her to wear a skirt.</p>
<p>Mr Howarth said: &#8221;Barker said it was natural for her to become aroused when recalling such incidents.</p>
<p>&#8221;Barker told her touching &#8216;heightened her emotional sensations&#8217; and began asking sexual questions.</p>
<p>&#8221;He told her it was for her own good and asked her to touch her own breasts.</p>
<p>&#8221;She refused and he then used his left hand to stroke her breast and held it there for over a minute.</p>
<p>&#8221;He told her &#8216;yes you like this. Does it feel nice?&#8217;.</p>
<p>&#8221;He then used his free hand to remove her trousers and knickers and began to rub her.&#8221;</p>
<p>Barker then told her &#8221;relax, open your legs enjoy it&#8221; before she snapped out of her hypnotised state and realised she was half naked.</p>
<p>He then said &#8221;we could have had sex but I wanted to keep it professional at the moment&#8221; before she fled the scene.</p>
<p>After three months of &#8221;worrying&#8221; she finally contacted Cambridgeshire police to report the incident in late January 2009 after checking normal procedures on the internet.</p>
<p>When questioned by police Barker told them: &#8221;The woman started to masturbate but there was nothing I could do to stop it.&#8221;</p>
<p>Barker, wearing a blue woollen jumper, was tearful and shaking visibly as Judge Anthony Bate told him he would leave the court &#8221;in disgrace&#8221;.</p>
<p>Judge Bate said: &#8221;You gained the trust of a vulnerable woman. She was your patient who you were there to help, not abuse, when she submitted herself to hypnotherapy.</p>
<p>&#8221;You crossed the boundary and despite your own difficulties you leave this court in disgrace and invariably in custody.&#8221;</p>
<p>Lindsay Cox, mitigating, said Barker was &#8221;genuinely remorseful&#8221; and had been struggling with the break-up of his marriage at the time of the assault.</p>
<p>His brother had also been placed on a life support machine following a motorbike accident.</p>
<p>He said Barker had &#8221;become extremely fond of the lady and had believed in a degree of reciprocation&#8221; in the weeks leading up to the assault.</p>
<p>He added that during hypnosis: &#8221;One retains ultimate control of their actions and they do not become helpless automatons or lose awareness of what happens to them&#8221;.</p>
<p>Barker qualified as a hypnotherapist in 1998 and described his sessions which cost between £40 and £80 as a &#8221;non-addictive power for good&#8221;. </p>
<p>Courtesy <a target="_blank"href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/7103344/Hypnotherapist-jailed-for-putting-woman-in-trance-and-telling-her-to-undress.html">Telegraph</a>: United Kingdom</p>
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		<title>Man OK After Penis Gets Stuck in Pipe</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 06:02:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SOUTHAMPTON, UNITED KINGDOM &#8211; A man who got his penis stuck in a metal pipe was freed after an industrial metal grinder was used to release him. The Metro reports that the unidentified man, 40, showed up at Southampton General Hospital in the UK where doctors were unable to remove the pipe. So they called [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_9244" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://nakedcircus.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/3961065092_37e641e1e21_20100108173043_320_240.JPG.jpeg" rel="lightbox[9243]"><img src="http://nakedcircus.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/3961065092_37e641e1e21_20100108173043_320_240.JPG-300x200.jpg" alt="" title="3961065092_37e641e1e2[1]_20100108173043_320_240.JPG" width="300" height="200" class="size-medium wp-image-9244" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Credit: a loves dc | Flickr.com / Creative Commons License</p></div>SOUTHAMPTON, UNITED KINGDOM &#8211; A man who got his penis stuck in a metal pipe was freed after an industrial metal grinder was used to release him.</p>
<p>The Metro reports that the unidentified man, 40, showed up at Southampton General Hospital in the UK where doctors were unable to remove the pipe. So they called the Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service who safely cut the pipe off using a grinder in what a spokesman said was a &#8220;delicate operation.&#8221; <span id="more-9243"></span></p>
<p>Hospital staff said the man never explained how the accident happened. The fire and rescue spokesman told the Metro, &#8220;It&#8217;s certainly an unusual call-out, and I&#8217;m sure the man won&#8217;t be getting into that situation again.&#8221;</p>
<p>Last August a man was killed after his wife allegedly set his genitals on fire.</p>
<p>Courtesy <a target="_blank"href="http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpps/news/dpgo-man-ok-after-penis-gets-stuck-in-pipe-lwf-20100108_5486325">MyFoxBoston.com</a>: Television, United States</p>
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		<title>Cop Gets Off. And Then Gets Off.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[IRVINE, CALIFORNIA &#8211; Here&#8217;s one of the more appalling cases you&#8217;ll ever hear of a cop getting off, first literally and then figuratively. Cop pulls over stripper, ejaculates on her during the traffic stop and is acquitted of any wrongdoing. The basic facts: No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://nakedcircus.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/pervert-300x226.jpg" alt="pervert" title="pervert" width="300" height="226" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-9209" />IRVINE, CALIFORNIA &#8211; Here&#8217;s one of the more appalling cases you&#8217;ll ever hear of a cop getting off, first literally and then figuratively. Cop pulls over stripper, ejaculates on her during the traffic stop and is acquitted of any wrongdoing. The basic facts:<br />
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<blockquote><p>No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it.<br />
When the case went to trial, however, defense attorney Al Stokke argued that Park wasn&#8217;t responsible for making sticky all over the woman&#8217;s sweater. He insisted that she made the married patrolman make the mess&#8211;after all, she was on her way home from work as a dancer at Captain Cream Cabaret.</p>
<p>&#8220;She got what she wanted,&#8221; said Stokke. &#8220;She&#8217;s an overtly sexual person.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Yeah, she wanted it. She wouldn&#8217;t have gone outside if she didn&#8217;t want it. Now here are some of the background facts that suggest very strongly that the cop had been stalking the stripper, followed her and deliberately pulled her over on a secluded stretch of highway:</p>
<blockquote><p>Meanwhile, Park was on patrol in the southwest portion of Irvine. Prosecutors believe he was craving a sexual rendezvous, and so he watched for Lucy&#8217;s white BMW to leave the strip club parking lot, then tailed her, waiting for an excuse for a stop. Park insisted he&#8217;d been cruising on the 405 north and coincidentally saw Lucy&#8217;s vehicle weave and speed.<br />
Kamiabipour, the prosecutor, shook her head in disbelief. She knew the facts&#8211;that the officer had waited at least eight or nine minutes before stopping the stripper on a secluded section of a highway that was out of his jurisdiction.</p>
<p>&#8220;He was stalking her,&#8221; she said.</p>
<p>Four months earlier, Park had stopped Lucy under similar circumstances. That time, he&#8217;d ignored a plastic drug baggie he&#8217;d found in her car and her suspended license. But the stop wasn&#8217;t a waste of time. After friendly chit-chat, the officer had scored Lucy&#8217;s phone number. Telephone records show that Park called the stripper the next morning. She told him she was too busy to meet.</p>
<p>On the witness stand, Park explained that he&#8217;d called Lucy out of concern for a citizen&#8217;s safety. He also shrugged his shoulders when Kamiabipour slowly listed the first names of nine Captain Cream female employees&#8211;Annette, Denise, Rashele, Marlia, Brandi, Andrea, Deborah, Laura and Shannon&#8211;whose license plates he&#8217;d run through the DMV computer in the weeks prior to his sexual encounter with Lucy. (Another coincidence, according to Stokke.) Jurors also learned that Irvine Police Sgt. Michael Hallinan had previously warned Park as they left work to stay away from the strippers.</p>
<p>Park, who works in construction nowadays, conceded that he&#8217;d been given the warning but claimed that he had no clue it was Lucy in the vehicle or that she had an invalid driver&#8217;s license, even as he approached her car window.</p>
<p>Kamiabipour believed she&#8217;d caught the 6-foot-3 cop in a lie. Records show he ran the bosomy, 5-foot, 110-pound dancer&#8217;s license plate before the stop, did not call for backup despite the potential for an arrest and failed to tell his supervisor or dispatch that he was leaving Irvine. Several Irvine officers testified that Park&#8217;s behavior that night was odd.</p>
<p>&#8220;[Park's] testimony was just incredible,&#8221; said Kamiabipour. Irvine city officials must have doubted his story, too. After an exhaustive police internal affairs investigation, they felt it was prudent to give Lucy $400,000 to make her civil lawsuit go away&#8211;for fear a jury might give her much more.</p>
<p>In a secretly-recorded phone call to Laguna Beach police shortly after the incident, Lucy recalled that she&#8217;d told Park she had no license. Park began &#8220;rubbing himself up against me,&#8221; she said. &#8220;Then, he said, &#8216;What are we going to do here, Lucy?&#8217;&#8221;</p>
<p>Park unzipped his pants, took his penis out and got an erection, she explained. &#8220;Basically, the officer made me give [him] a freaking hand job and he let me go. I&#8217;m so freaked out about it.&#8221;</p>
<p>(Lucy also told police, prosecutors and the jury that Park had also fingered her vagina and fondled her breasts before he ejaculated on her.)</p>
<p>&#8220;I was confused,&#8221; she told the Laguna Beach dispatcher. &#8220;He called me afterwards. I&#8217;m scared, you know . . . What&#8217;s an Irvine cop doing hanging out at a strip club in Lake Forest?&#8221;</p>
<p>Telephone records prove that Park made a 19-minute call to Lucy shortly after their encounter. The officer&#8211;who told the woman he was &#8220;Joe Stephens,&#8221; an Orange County Sheriff&#8217;s Department deputy who had died months earlier&#8211;said it was a friendly call to make sure she&#8217;d arrived home safely. The stripper said he told her to keep her mouth shut.</p>
<p>And then Kamiabipour introduced the bombshell evidence from a high-ranking Irvine police officer: on the night Park tailed Lucy out of the city, the global positioning system in his patrol car had been disconnected without authorization.</p>
<p>&#8220;I checked and [the GPS] was not working,&#8221; said Lt. Henry Boggs.</p>
<p>An unexplainable coincidence, Park&#8217;s defense countered.
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<p>Ah yes, those unexplainable coincidences can be very convenient like that. A jury of one woman and 12 men acquitted the officer. After all, it was the Good and Virtuous Police Officer against the Slutty Stripper, right? Though, to be honest, after spending the last several years documenting hundreds of cases of cops lying on police reports, I&#8217;d be a lot more likely to believe the stripper.</p>
<p>Absolutely appalling. The good news is that a prosecutor finally was outraged enough to put a cop on trial; the bad news is that a jury didn&#8217;t care.</p>
<p>Courtesy <a target="_blank"href="http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2009/12/cop_gets_off_and_then_gets_off.php">ScienceBlogs.com</a></p>
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		<title>Orthodox Rabbi Accused Of Trading Religious Conversion For Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 03:44:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK &#8211; An Orthodox rabbi is accused of telling a woman he would help her convert to Judaism if she had sex with him and his friends. According to the blog Failed Messiah, Rabbi Leib Tropper of Rockland County told Shannon Orand, a 32-year-old gentile who was interested in becoming a Jew: &#8220;If you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://nakedcircus.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/2009_12_koshersex.jpg" alt="2009_12_koshersex" title="2009_12_koshersex" width="249" height="300" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-9199" />NEW YORK &#8211; An Orthodox rabbi is accused of telling a woman he would help her convert to Judaism if she had sex with him and his friends. According to the blog Failed Messiah, Rabbi Leib Tropper of Rockland County told Shannon Orand, a 32-year-old gentile who was interested in becoming a Jew: &#8220;If you fulfill my needs, I&#8217;ll fulfill yours — and you need a conversion.&#8221;</p>
<p>The Post reports that Orand recorded a conversation in which the rabbi urged her to have sex and participate in phone sex with his friends including an individual called &#8220;the Satmar guy.&#8221; He purportedly told the woman, who he called &#8220;darling&#8221; and &#8220;cutie pie,&#8221; that he &#8220;could role-play a rape&#8230;but I couldn&#8217;t actually rape you — you know what I&#8217;m saying, darling — does that make sense?&#8221;<span id="more-9198"></span></p>
<p>On the recordings, the rabbi talks paying the woman money for a lawyer and a stipend of $1,300 per month, and discusses putting that agreement in writing. Orand told the Post she didn&#8217;t mean for the recordings to become public. &#8220;It was only supposed to go to a few leading rabbis.&#8221; She added in a written statement:</p>
<blockquote><p>While an individual &#8216;rabbi&#8217; acted in an inappropriate manner, my desire to become a bona fide Jew is undeterred. I remain inspired by the beauty and wholesomeness of authentic Judaism. One unhealthy person cannot and will not interfere with my quest to become a fully committed observant Jew. I want nothing more than to focus on my family at this time.</p></blockquote>
<p>Orand&#8217;s conversion was supposed to be finalized last week, but a religious court apparently canceled it at the last minute. Tropper wouldn&#8217;t comment for the Post, but he resigned on Dec. 12 from Eternal Jewish Family, a Monsey-based organization he founded that tries to convert gentiles in interfaith marriages to Judaism.</p>
<p>Courtesy <a target="_blank"href="http://gothamist.com/2009/12/20/prominent_orthodox_rabbi_accused_of.php">Gothamist.com</a></p>
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		<title>Robber Emasculates Self&#8230; Talk about Blowing Your Wad</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:31:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[PRETORIA, SOUTH AFRICA &#8211; An armed robber who attacked 12 people in a house in Queenswood, Pretoria, and threatened to shoot them &#8220;one by one&#8221;, shot his own penis off with his stolen firearm. Another robber was shot dead on the scene. The injured robber had hidden the firearm in the front of his trousers. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_9186" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 220px"><img src="http://nakedcircus.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/is_that_a_gun_in_your_pocket_card-p137134809936345923t51e_210.jpg" alt="Yes... and No" title="is_that_a_gun_in_your_pocket_card-p137134809936345923t51e_210" width="210" height="210" class="size-full wp-image-9186" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Yes... and No</p></div>PRETORIA, SOUTH AFRICA &#8211;  An armed robber who attacked 12 people in a house in Queenswood, Pretoria, and threatened to shoot them &#8220;one by one&#8221;, shot his own penis off with his stolen firearm.</p>
<p>Another robber was shot dead on the scene.</p>
<p>The injured robber had hidden the firearm in the front of his trousers. When he removed the weapon, a shot went off by accident, hitting him in the groin.</p>
<p>According to an informed source at the scene, this robber&#8217;s injury was so severe that doctors would not have been able to re-attach his penis. <span id="more-9185"></span><br />
Collette Weilbach, police spokesperson, said the family&#8217;s domestic worker raised the alarm on Friday evening at 20:00 when she noticed two suspicious men in the yard.</p>
<p>The family wishes to remain anonymous.</p>
<p>According to Weilbach, the family had 12 guests at the time, which included adults and children.</p>
<p>&#8220;The robbers ransacked the house, threatening to shoot the people one by one.&#8221;</p>
<p>At that stage, she said, the family&#8217;s 35-year-old son arrived at the house along with security guards.</p>
<p>&#8220;The son fired two shots at a man who was aiming a firearm at his father. The robber was hit in the head and died at the scene.&#8221;</p>
<p>The other two robbers fled. Family members who were rushing to the scene from Montana managed to capture one of the robbers near the house and load him into a vehicle.</p>
<p>It was then that the robber shot himself as the firearm went off accidentally.</p>
<p>Courtesy <a target="_blank"href="http://www.news24.com/Content/SouthAfrica/News/1059/2810d00db8024649a8c3bdc112d1da0f/08-11-2009-10-57/Robber_emasculates_himself">News24.com</a>: South Africa</p>
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