Veggie Porn

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Yes, dear readers, why should we discriminate against the plant world? Those horny cantaloupes need their erotic stimulation too.

My what a lovely pair...

My what a lovely pair...

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And here, dear readers, we have a truly magic mushroom…

Apparently it's even coming for your viewing pleasure.

Apparently it's even coming for your viewing pleasure.

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Yes, dear readers, time for yet more Mysteries of Nature and the latest in our series of phallic potatoes

This one looks like it could use some viagra.

This one looks like it could use some viagra.

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In the latest of our Mysteries of Nature pieces we have a carrot. This one is not quite as “developed” as the last one. He obviously needed testosterone shots during adolescence.

This one may need enlargement surgery.

This one may need enlargement surgery.

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We’ve brought you the Southern Pacific Sea Penis and Long Dong Tuber. Well, dear readers, now we another all natural treat for you. Presenting the John Holmes Carrot.

We're hoping that isn't a sperm sample in the bag.

We're hoping that isn't a sperm sample in the bag.

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Unlike salami, this vegetable to lasts all night long.

Unlike salami, this vegetable lasts all night long.

Courtesy of Mixed Words

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