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Dick Madonna

“I've only been with 11,000 women, give or take a few hundred. I promise.”

A new biography of the film star Warren Beatty claims that he has been to bed with 12,775 women. The author adds, usefully, that the figure ‘does not include daytime quickies, drive-bys, casual gropings, stolen kisses and so on’.

Some people may need a little help to picture 12,775 different women.

The total population of Beaconsfield is 10,679, which means that Warren Beatty would have had to sleep with every single person in Beaconsfield, and even then he would have to pop in on a number of outlying villages before he had met his obligations and clocked up the remaining 2,096. Read the rest of this entry »

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PLYMOUTH, UNITED KINGDOM– COPS are hunting a pervert who smelt a supermarket worker’s BUM at least 20 times. (Video after the jump.) Read the rest of this entry »

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Lusty Lady Theatre

The place for live nude entrepreneurs.

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA– When dancers at San Francisco’s Lusty Lady turned the exotic club into an egalitarian co-op, they found it tough to reconcile their lofty ideals with the aesthetic realities of the sex trade.

One of the first things the dancers did was to toss out rules about maintaining the same body type as the day they were hired, and ones regarding height-weight proportion. A list of acceptable hair colors was scrapped, along with a policy regulating the quantity and location of tattoos. Read the rest of this entry »

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LAKEWOOD, COLORADO – Police arrested a 41-year-old assisted living facility employee Thursday for allegedly having sex with a woman in her late 80′s.

Investigators went to the assisted living facility in the 12700 block of West Alameda Parkway last week after the family of the victim indicated they had video of the caregiver having sex with the woman. Read the rest of this entry »

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TEMPE, ARIZONA – In one Tempe neighborhood, people are talking about an awfully big ‘carving’ turning a lot of heads.

Starr's masterpiece

“That’s disgusting,” said one woman.

“I think it’s funny,” said another. Read the rest of this entry »

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STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN – High profile Centre Party member of parliament Fredrick Federley passed the buck to Ursula, his transvestite alter ego, when put on the spot for accepting an all expenses paid trip to Gran Canaria.

The politician told newspaper Aftonbladet that his trip in early January was sponsored by around ten different companies, including budget airline Norwegian. Read the rest of this entry »

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The Moaning Weasel

The interviewer neglected to ask whether or not his penis put on its little white hood before sex.

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – Singer John Mayer is giving true meaning to the text messaging term T.M.I. (too much information) as his recent interview with Playboy magazine hit the internet today, exposing his love for porn, his penis being a white supremacist and how sex with Jessica Simpson is like being on crack cocaine.

The “Your Body Is A Wonderland” singer also discussed his love for actress Jennifer Aniston, how he enjoys teen sensation Miley Cyrus’ music and how he gets a ‘hood pass’ from African Americans.

Known for his off-color sense of humor, Mayer’s Lagavulin scotch-infused conversation with Playboy contributing editor Rob Tannebaum has already sparked controversy on the internet -including his beloved rant-platform Twitter where he has 3 million followers- leading many to question if the 32-year-old singer is racist. (Or maybe he shouldn’t talk while drinking?) Read the rest of this entry »

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Ooops

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – “Desperate Housewives” star Eva Longoria Parker has given her Twitter followers more than they bargained for.

According to GossipCop, Parker intended to point her fans to husband basketball player Tony Parker’s page, but instead directed them to a porn site.

She apparently forgot to include the number nine in the address and urged people to sign up for updates from tpnetwork, which belongs to Titanium Porn Network.

On realizing her mistake, she tweeted, “Oh, nooo! I put the wrong twitter site for my husband. It’s @tp9network. The one I put earlier goes to some porn site!!! Don’t use it!”

Courtesy XBizNewsWire.com

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TOLEDO, OHIO – Strippers have hearts, too. Just ask the dancers at Marylin’s on Monroe, a strip joint in Toledo, Ohio. On February 6, during what was dubbed “Lap Dances for Dollars,” the club raised $1,000 for Haiti relief efforts.

The $10 cover charges collected during the one-night event were donated to ISOH (I-S-O-H/Impact), a Christian-based charity in Ohio that had no qualms about taking the money despite where it came from. After all, like the club’s manager Kenny Soprano said, “Charity’s charity.” Doing a little math here: $1000 raised divided by a $10-per-person cover charge boils down to exactly 100 charitable men (I’m just assuming here) who got their rocks off for Haiti. To the ladies of Toledo, Ohio: If your man stumbled in drunk and covered in glitter in the wee hours of the morning on February 7th, don’t be too mad, that lap dance he got was for a good cause. Read the rest of this entry »

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Don't need the body scanner for this guy

PHOENIX, ARIZONA – A NAKED man was at the heart of a dramatic – and bizarre – incident at Phoenix’s Sky Harbor International Airport, US, on Friday (EST).

Police were quickly on the scene, bundled Greene into a bathrobe and took him in to custody.

A folding knife was later found in the clothes which he had earlier abandoned.

Greene told police he was bipolar and off his medication.

Police said he has been charged with reckless endangerment for his driving and disorderly conduct and indecent exposure for his actions inside the terminal.

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