Ooops

According to GossipCop, Parker intended to point her fans to husband basketball player Tony Parker’s page, but instead directed them to a porn site.

She apparently forgot to include the number nine in the address and urged people to sign up for updates from tpnetwork, which belongs to Titanium Porn Network.

On realizing her mistake, she tweeted, “Oh, nooo! I put the wrong twitter site for my husband. It’s @tp9network. The one I put earlier goes to some porn site!!! Don’t use it!”

Courtesy XBizNewsWire.com

Olivia tweets:

–Holy… This is the strangest, most random day/night of my life. All I can say to describe it is to say: I think I’m in The Hangover.

–http://twitpic.com/11va74 – In a strip club on the outskirts of Miami… O.M.G.

–http://twitpic.com/11va7a – Midget stripper in all nude strip bar!!!! This night is unreal.

–http://twitpic.com/11vag7 – Midget Stripper Upside Down FTW. If you’re not awake, wake ur a** up and follow this Twitter!

–http://twitpic.com/11vcb2 – Midget stripper still going strong.

–http://twitpic.com/11vdtx – Midget stripper from the front!

Courtesy Zap2it.com

Tiger's Balls

She feels the spoof product promotes violence against women.

“I’ve come forward today because I feel it is wrong for a golf ball to have my picture on it,” she told television station KSBW. “As a victim of violence myself, it bothered me to think that someone would be standing with a dangerous club in their hands and hitting a ball with my face on it.”

The “Tail Of The Tiger Golf Ball Gift Set” features a dozen golf balls, each showcasing the name and image of one woman linked to the married championship golfer.

So far the idea is a hit, according to creator Mike Caldwell, who told the New York Daily News he sold $45,000 worth in one day.

James, 32, whose real name is Veronica Siwik-Daniels, has appeared in adult movies such as Porn Star Brides.

As previously reported on Crimesider, she has also struggled with the law.

Siwik-Daniels is wanted in Washington State for unpaid child support that totals more than $12,000, according to Washington State’s Department of Social and Health Services Most Wanted List.

Courtesy CBSNews.com: Television, United States

The three Hawks in question are Patrick Kane, Kris Versteeg, and John Madden. Apparently the Hawks felt a need to hit the streets of Vancouver for a little pregame or postgame fun.

Maybe they felt a need to mingle with the locals before the upcoming winter games that Vancouver will be hosting. No matter the reason these pictures have raised some eyebrows in Chicago, and perhaps for good reason.

It’s undetermined at this point when the pictures were taken, but one would hope it wasn’t the night before the Canucks put a whooping on the boys wearing the Indian head.

The pictures themselves really don’t bother me. Young rich athletes having a good time with some attractive females doesn’t seem to far fetched in my opinion. If it factored into the Hawks losing 5-1 to Vancouver though, it’s a different story.

Haven’t we come to expect this kind of thing? Sure we would like to think our athletes would be a bit more cautious, but let’s get real. They are human too.

In a world where your picture is being snapped more times then we even realize anymore, I’m surprised incidents like this don’t blow up in the face of an athlete more often. Just ask Greg Oden or maybe even Tiger Woods.

Rumors surrounding the pictures began to fly almost as soon as they hit the web. Ranging from talks of a possible orgy to the pictures perhaps being photo shopped. One of the rumors can be put to bed though, and unfortunately for the players involved it’s not the one referencing the orgy.

The Chicago Blackhawks organization has felt a need to address the issue, or NON-issue in my opinion, by confirming that the pictures are indeed authentic. What a shock that is.

What these guys want to do on their own time is honestly up to them. However, if what they are doing on their own time starts to affect their performance on a professional level; this is where the real problem lies.

I look at the statement the organization made as them wanting to slam the door on this issue and stop it from becoming a bigger distraction then it’s already become. They should just be happy Patrick Kane wasn’t photographed beating up the driver of the limo.

This is the price you pay to be a professional athlete. When you reach a certain point, your privacy is thrown out the window. In this case it was thrown out the window of a limo. These players know that. Judging by the pictures they didn’t seem to mind what was taking place, and I’m not sure we should either.

This will eventually blow over in Chicago, as did the Patrick Kane cab incident. As a fan of the Hawks, and of hockey in general, I hope the Hawks are able to weather this storm.

All this does is momentarily over shadow the real story behind this club, the only story of any relevance to any Hawk fan. That being the quest to hoist Lord Stanley’s Cup when it’s all said and done. See the Hawks have been missing in action for the better part of the past decade in the city of Chicago. It wasn’t until last year before they became relevant once again.

It’s hard to believe that relevancy will be stripped just because some pictures have surfaced of a few professional athletes being well, professional athletes!

Courtesy Bleacher Report

But soon Moss will be covered up and her joyrides outlawed. This week, the town’s city council adopted a ban on public nudity and the mayor signed the ordinance. The order takes effect in February and applies to anyone over the age of 8.

The nudity issue arose in 2008, when Moss started bicycling around Ashland wearing little more than a smile. More complaints came last summer, when a retired computer programmer visiting the city took nude strolls near an elementary school. Then a vacationer from Minnesota exposed himself in October.

Ashland had already banned the exposing of genitalia in parks and downtown. Tuesday night’s decision to expand the ban brought a threat of legal action from the American Civil Liberties Union, which says it violates the Oregon Constitution’s protection of free expression.

In a 1985 decision, the Oregon Court of Appeals upheld Portland’s ban on public nudity. But the court also ruled that public nudity can be a protected form of expression, such as during a protest.

And that’s exactly what Moss says she is doing.

“I just wanted to stand up for evolution,” she said. “In Europe it’s no big deal to see naked people. It will be nice when Americans have evolved and they won’t even notice that I’m naked anymore.”

And if you think being nude for Moss is about sex, you’re wrong, she says.

“I do not watch pornography and I support committed, monogamous relationships based on mutual respect. I do believe people have the right to do pornography, but it drains the human soul. Sex is sacred and is about making love, not war,” Moss said the Ashland Daily Tidings.

Moss, whose parents “are just your normal, everyday people,” moved to Ashland from Ojai, Calif., because of its lax public nudity law.

A former waitress, Moss quit that job over “concern about pesticides, herbicides, chemical use and cruelty to animals,” according the Daily Tidings.

She has now been working as “kind of a life coach for people,” and is looking for a new job, Moss told the paper.

Anybody hiring?

Courtesy CBSNews.com: Television, United States

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Caster Semenya

She told the Sowetan she was ready for the exams which start next week.

Semenya, who is studying sports science at the University of Pretoria, also responded to a story published in Beeld on Thursday that she had told the university she was unable to write the exams.

“I’ve no idea what you are talking about man. Maybe you should ask the person who was quoted,” she said.

“I have been studying hard and I am ready for my exams.”

“I do not want to speak about what is happening in my life but I can assure you that I’m fine.”

Her father Jacob Semenya was also upset.

“I am tired of these ugly reports about my child. I speak to her every day and she never mentioned she was not writing her exams,” he was quoted as saying.

The International Association of Athletics Federations ordered gender tests on 18-year-old Semenya after the Berlin event, but has refused to comment on reports that it showed she was a hermaphrodite.

Several organisations have called for the axing of Leonard Chuene – the head of Athletics SA – for the manner in which the saga was handled.

Courtesy TimesLive.co.za: South Africa

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He spent all his money on strippers, wine & song, and like a fool he squandered the rest...

Among the revelers who erupted inside the Seattle Kingdome that night: Helen and Louis Ford, the Massachusetts couple who had adopted Robinson off the street when he was 10 years old. “We were hoarse by the end of that game,” Helen recalls. “Can you imagine the pride of seeing your son do something like that?”

Rumeal Robinson was a household name. Sports Illustrated labeled him “Mr. Clutch” and put him on the cover.

Twenty years and a lucrative NBA career later, Robinson’s tumble from glory, which has never before been fully reported, has been cataclysmic. Now 43, he’s a bankrupted “strip club addict,” according to his adoptive brother, Donald Barrows. Federal prosecutors have charged Robinson with fraud, and at least four creditors have sued him for unpaid bills in Miami-Dade County, where he lives. He’s had to give up Ducati motorcycles, a Maserati, and a $10,000 fully automatic M16 machine gun, among other things. He now bounces between Biscayne Boulevard budget motels, claiming to have “no money” or possessions besides a change of pants, according to a deposition he gave last year.

Even Robinson’s 65-year-old mother, Helen, has given up on the wayward basketball star. This past April, she was evicted from 2 Rumeal Robinson Pl., the Cambridge, Massachusetts home where she raised him. She contends he “scammed” her. “I’m not worried for him,” she says, “because he sure as hell wasn’t worried about what happened to me.”

His adoptive brother, Barrows, explains, “He was a good kid growing up, and he treated us like family. I don’t know where he went wrong, with what he’s done to my mom and scores of other people. It’s unbelievable.”

Phone numbers Robinson has used have all been disconnected. New Times’ requests for interviews relayed through three friends were not answered. Robinson’s Miami-based lawyer, Hugo Rodriguez, says he doesn’t have enough information to comment about the debts, the criminal case, or the matter of the Cambridge house: “I don’t know anything yet,” he says.

When Helen Ford first met 10-year-old Jamaican-born Rumeal Robinson, he was homeless in Cambridge, living on couches or in the stairways of Harvard College dorms, she says. She and her now-deceased husband, Louis, a mail carrier, had four kids of their own. But they also raised countless fosters in their modest home.

“I sat down with Rumeal and asked him why he was sleeping in hallways,” Ford recalls. “He started crying and said, ‘My mother doesn’t want me!’”

In 1978, 12-year-old Robinson became one of five kids the Fords would officially adopt. They watched him gain national fame in college and, in 1990, accompanied the 23-year-old to the NBA draft in New York City. The Atlanta Hawks took him in the first round and awarded him a four-year contract worth $4.29 million. “After his rookie season, he came to me, saying, ‘Ma, I’m going to do your whole house over,” Ford says. “I told him: ‘Do your job, get established, and save your money first.’”

As a pro, Robinson never lived up to expectations. He garnered playing time on six NBA teams from Atlanta to Los Angeles, but only once averaged more than ten points per game.

He made more than $5 million in NBA salary alone, but blew much of it on a strip club habit that would have made Pacman Jones blush. “He would go on binges of two whole weeks where he spent $20,000 a night at a strip club,” Barrows says. “Not only that, but he’d also have a bunch of the strippers come back to his place, get buck-naked, and clean his house for $500 or $1,000 each.”

Robinson’s financial troubles began when his NBA paychecks dwindled. In 1997, he was warming the Lakers bench when American Express Travel Related Services sued him, according to a Los Angeles County court file that has been mostly destroyed. The next year — his last in basketball’s big league — he declared bankruptcy and jilted four creditors, including Mercedes-Benz’s financing wing.

After a failed stint as a hip-hop producer in Atlanta, Robinson came to South Florida around 2000 and moved into a condo on posh Williams Island in Aventura. That September, according to state documents, he founded a real estate company called Megaladon Development, Inc. His grand plan involved turning a 25,000-acre plot of “raw ground” in his Jamaican hometown of Mandeville into a luxury resort called Harmony Cove, he would later testify in deposition.

In 2004, the 38-year-old Robinson began dating Stephanie Hodge, a 24-year-old Tootsie’s Cabaret and Booby Trap stripper who claims to have had several pro-athlete boyfriends, including former Miami Heat forward Chris Gatling. “A few months” into their relationship, Hodge would later testify, Robinson gave her a position as Megaladon’s $150,000-a-year “director of marketing.”

And then, federal prosecutors claim, the criminal scheming began.

Strapped for cash, he began looking for a loan, but his credit was shot. A friend introduced him to an Iowa-based Community State Bank officer named Brian Jermaine Williams, “who could get the deal done,” Robinson later testified. In October 2004, Williams authorized a $377,000 loan to Megaladon, prosecutors claim. The next day, Robinson wired a $100,000 bribe back to the rogue banker.

Over the next 18 months, the FBI claims, Williams authorized loans and wired more than $1.2 million to accounts controlled by Robinson, Stephanie Hodge, or her brother Steven. The total was kept to less than $500,000 per individual to avoid attracting the bank’s attention. Williams even altered the loan terms to give Robinson and his cronies more time to make payments.

I think we may have found the stripper of Rumeal's dreams...

He also leased at least three luxury Mercedes and BMW vehicles, and bought new Ducati motorcycles. When he didn’t pay those bills, creditors demanded the vehicles back. Since 2006, Robinson has also been sued in Miami-Dade Court for not paying the leases on two Mercedes and a 2005 Maserati Quattroporte.

He didn’t drive those precious vehicles very carefully. He has racked up 18 moving violations in Miami-Dade County since 2001, including twice driving with a suspended license. Robinson spent $1,500 of the business loan cash at Traffic Ticket Guy, a Deerfield Beach law firm.

In October 2006, Community State Bank won the civil lawsuit, and Megaladon was ordered to pay $538,000 in damages. But Robinson hasn’t filed a tax return since his NBA days, and when he was deposed by lawyers trying to figure out his finances, Robinson claimed his net worth was “zero.” Having been evicted from his Aventura condo, he was bouncing between motels and living on “$20 here or there.”

“Where are your possessions?” the deposing attorney, Gary Lehman, asked Robinson in February 2007.

“It’s in front of you,” Robinson replied, indicating the clothes on his body — before admitting, when pressed, he had a “different pair of pants in the hotel.”

But even in poverty, Robinson maintained VIP friends. Lehman asked, “What are you going to do about dinner tonight?”

“The prime minister of the Cayman Islands is coming in, so maybe he’ll pay,” Robinson ruminated. “I don’t know.”

Barrows, who lived in Miami until recently, recalls spending an evening with his brother in 2007: “He pulled up in a brand-new Mercedes SL500. He asked me if I had $20 for gas. He took me to seven or eight strip clubs, starting with Tootsie’s. He would buy a Coke and nurse it for an hour or two, and I didn’t see him give a dollar to the dancers.”

This past August 24, the FBI indicted Robinson, Hodge, and Williams for the roles in the alleged Community State Bank scam. The charges: bank fraud, bank bribery, making false statements to a financial institution, and wire fraud. On September 4, Robinson surrendered to U.S. marshals in Miami and posted a $50,000 bond. His trial begins in Iowa federal court November 30.

When Robinson was deposed for the civil suit, he blamed Williams. “You said it’s a violation of banking law; Mr. Williams is the banker,” he testified. “I didn’t hold him over a barrel telling him to give me the money.”

His girlfriend Hodge has since left him, stating in a deposition she now lives with a wealthy Miami doctor.

And earlier this month, Robinson sparked outrage in his hometown when the Cambridge Chronicle reported he had caused his adoptive mother to be booted from her home. Ford claims Robinson tricked her into signing a deed that sold the house to a business associate for $600,000. She received no money. Though Robinson assured her he would take care of the situation, he did nothing. In April, 2009, she was forcibly removed. Grandchildren living with her had to find other homes, and she moved to a small apartment.

Now she’s considering suing the boy she brought up.

“Tell her to get in line,” responds Robinson’s lawyer, Rodriguez. “We have bigger fish to fry.”

Courtesy of Miami New Times

ESPN insisted that Zdeno Chara keep his hands off his stick for the photo.

“To be honest with you, I really can’t comment on that,” laughed team spokesguy Matt Chmura .

The Bruins’ 6-foot, 9-inch intimidator posed for pics – some with clothes, some without – in the past two weeks at the TD Garden for the mag’s Body Issue.

Z, one of 80 jocks photographed for the sports mag, appears in a spread with tennis titan Serena Williams, hoop heavy Dwight Howard and others called “The Bodies We Want.”

Sadly, the winner of last year’s coveted Norris Trophy was unavailable to comment.

Courtesy of The Boston Herald

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Shop assistant Adrian Warren was shocked to see a naked footballer walking into his store.

Adrian Warren said there were about 25 people in the convenience store when the nude man wandered in about 6pm on Saturday.

“There were young families and young kids in the store and a little girl at the counter who wouldn’t have been more than 10-years-old,” he said.

“I’m pretty observant of people coming into the shop and just looked and saw a guy with no clothes on.

“It took about five seconds and then I thought ‘he’s intoxicated, is he going to touch someone or start rubbing himself against someone, I don’t know’.

“I’ve flown out from the counter and asked him to leave.” Mr Warren said the naked man kept advancing towards him so he pushed him outside of the shop where the man took five swings at Mr Warren and landed three of them on his arm, back and neck.

“I tried to get him away from the shop and after five minutes he walked off and finally put some shorts on across the road,” he said.

“When I had a break I came back outside the shop. Then I saw seven or eight men flashing cars as they drove by.”

Police said the men were from Victoria and were at the Coast on a football trip, said Mr Warren.

A Queensland Police spokesman yesterday said no arrests had been made over the incident.

Courtesy Goldcoast.com.au

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Where lingerie models go to die--Da Bliss

Unlike The Miss Universe pageant, the organizers of Lingerie Football League are at least honest about how they choose their participants.

“We make no bones about it.” Said Stephon McMillen, media director for the Los Angeles team. “We have to be able to pull fans into the arena so we looked for players that are beautiful, but they also have to be athletic and definitely have confidence.”

The players are gorgeous, freakishly tall and ridiculously skinny….(with the exception of having huge boobs- there isn’t much for these women to grab on to when making a tackle.)

Yes- there will be tackles. No punting and no field goals- but tackles.

The women have to look good when running at full steam. (Do you know how hard that is??) Since they aren’t wearing shirts- the numbers go on their ass.

I think women should play any sport that a man plays. I just wonder why we have to do it in garter belts and lace panties?! If they are indeed great athletes, and can tackle, then get involved with the Women’s Football Alliance. If you have to put on a full face of makeup before taking the field, and get a bikini wax, then it shouldn’t count as a sport.

Wedgie Foul or Foul Wedgie? Thank god they wax.

If you haven’t made plans for the weekend- and you wanna watch some chicks get slammed around in bras and underwear, you can head on out to the burbs. My guess is that most of those attending the game will be unattractive, overweight men, but if that describes you- then you’ll be among friends.

The Bliss’ first opponent will be the Miami Caliente. Tickets for the event in Hoffman Estates range from 8 to 63 bucks. If you miss them this time, the next home game isn’t until December 18th, when they play the Philadelphia Passion.

In the meantime, I’m going to do some digging and see if I can find out who is responsible for these terrible team names?? As if the Philadelphia Passion weren’t cheesy enough, there’s also the Dallas Desire, San Diego Seduction, and New York Majesty. Is this the best you could do?!

Former Bears coach Mike Ditka is taking an equity stake in the league, so maybe he helped come up with some of them.

You can do better than that, Mike!

I think Da Bliss has a better ring to it, don’t you?

Courtesy ChicagoNow.com