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DALLAS, TEXAS – Every night, thousands of vegetables are abused by horny Americans.
Vegetables with Quick and Creamy Dip
Apparently, people are having alone time with their produce instead of simply buying sex toys from Sara’s and it’s not right.
Spokesperson Gary Krupkin says, “It’s a long, simmering problem in our society. Political correctness demands that we address vegetable abuse in all forms. Nobody wants to hurt vegetables, yet every night they are abused.” Read the rest of this entry »
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Dapper Dick creator Noelle McIlwaine (left) with Pirate Hardwood and life-sized prototype (right) Photo: Joe Brown
“Let’s face it, girls like to play dress-up,” says Noelle McIlwaine, who is debuting Dapper Dicks, her first line of cock-couture at this year’s Adult Entertainment Expo. “So if you give us something to play with, and something to laugh about, you’re gonna get laid! I mean it’s a 99-percent chance that it’s gonna happen.” Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Humor & Weirdness, Penis, Recreation, Sex Toys, Twitter
“Hey, big boy, how'd you like to oil my gears?”
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA– Men have often dreamed it, but it hasn’t become a reality until today: the sex robot. Developed by Douglas Hines of True Companion, an electrical engineer and computer scientist who formerly worked in the artificial intelligence lab at AT&T Bell Laboratories. Roxxxy, the sexy bot, is a completely anatomically correct and customizable companion (from features to hair color) that exhibits different personalities and responds to touch. (Gallery and video after the jump)
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Courtesy of our new best friend, Adam Frucci of Gizmodo, we have a video review of what it’s like to trip the stool fantastic with a… well, a foot stool.
Adam Reviews the Fleshlight Motion from Gizmodo on Vimeo.
Courtesy of Gizmodo (More hilarity to be found there.)
Tags: Humor & Weirdness, Naked Media, Sex Toys, Twitter
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA – Yes, we’ve got an honest-to-goodness lawsuit involving the dildo factory down the block — and, no, it doesn’t involve anyone getting crushed, mangled, impaled, asphyxiated or any other vaguely sexual manner of industrial accident.
Rather, a quintet of former workers at San Francisco’s Vixen Creations on Monday filed suit in the city’s Superior Court claiming they were stiffed … on overtime pay. Read the rest of this entry »
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EGYPT – A kit produced in China that simulates the breaking of a hymen has caused controversy after conservative leaders claimed it broke Islamic laws.
The device has a small pouch of blood that is punctured by the penis at the time of intercourse, and simulated the breaking of the hymen, reports say.
The website claims “No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime.” Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Sex, Sex & Religion, Sex Toys, Twitter, WTF?
An advert for a penis vacuum pump has been banned
The ad, place inside a national newspaper, stated the product provided “stronger/larger erections” and that it had been supplied to thousands of satisfied customer.
The advert continued, stating users reported temporary gains in size.
By using the pump, the penis would increase its capacity for blood flow helping “to enhance potency, resulting in a stronger, larger erection”, the ad claimed. Read the rest of this entry »
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We all want to work there, don't we?
Doctoral candidate Marcus Squirrell surveyed over 1,300 internet users who regularly frequented online sex, fetish and swinging sites to engage in online sexual activities, which included accessing erotic pictures, as well as interacting with others using chat rooms and webcams.
According to Squirrell, a “fairly large percentage” of respondents admitted to taking part in cybersex activities outside the comfort of their home. Read the rest of this entry »
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CALIFORNIA – A pair of Second Life entrepreneurs are suing the game’s creator, Linden Lab, for allowing other players to sell “knockoffs” of their virtual sex organs, erotic poses, designer clothing, and other trademarked items.
Do you really want to know?
Kevin Alderman (known in Second Life as “Stroker Serpentine”) alleges that Linden facilitates and profits from in-game pirates copying his IP-protected line of adult-themed virtual goods. Alderman claims his SexGen branded items and animations are among the most popular virtual products sold within Second Life, making his US trademark a valuable resource to distinguish himself amongst competitors selling alternative methods of bumping ugly online. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Lawsuits, Sex in Strange Places, Sex Toys, Twitter, WTF?
Jefferson County Circuit Judge Robert Vance Jr. looks at a display of a school girl uniform costume while touring Love Stuff on Thursday, Oct. 11, 2007 in Hoover. (The Birmingham News file)
The court ruled that the business failed to show that the state law banning the sale of sexual aides was unconstitutional.
“Public morality can still serve as a legitimate rational basis for regulating commercial activity, which is not a private activity,” Supreme Court justices wrote in the opinion issued Friday. Read the rest of this entry »
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