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When Strippers Take Over the Club

February 23, 2010 in Weekly World Nudes by Associated Nudity

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SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA– When dancers at San Francisco’s Lusty Lady turned the exotic club into an egalitarian co-op, they found it tough to reconcile their lofty ideals with the aesthetic realities of the sex trade.

One of the first things the dancers did was to toss out rules about maintaining the same body type as the day they were hired, and ones regarding height-weight proportion. A list of acceptable hair colors was scrapped, along with a policy regulating the quantity and location of tattoos. Read the rest of this entry »

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Sex Toy Makers Plead: Stop Vegetable Abuse

February 3, 2010 in Weekly World Nudes by NPI

DALLAS, TEXAS – Every night, thousands of vegetables are abused by horny Americans.

Vegetables with Quick and Creamy Dip

Sex toy company Sara’s Secret is on a mission to end the abuse of innocent vegetables by sexually frustrated citizens who haven’t been introduced to the wonders of sex toys with their Stop Vegetable Abuse campaign.

Apparently, people are having alone time with their produce instead of simply buying sex toys from Sara’s and it’s not right.

Spokesperson Gary Krupkin says, “It’s a long, simmering problem in our society. Political correctness demands that we address vegetable abuse in all forms. Nobody wants to hurt vegetables, yet every night they are abused.” Read the rest of this entry »

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They’re on the Pornway to Hell…

October 1, 2009 in Weekly World Nudes by Associated Nudity

EXPOSED: How broke backpacking Brit girls turn to world of sleaze abroad

Australia doing its part to sate the market for British college girl pr0n.

Australia doing its part to sate the market for British college girl pr0n.

STUDENT Laura Mitchell went travelling to see the world. But the world ended up seeing more of HER than she expected-after she agreed to strip for sleazy porn shoots.

Naive Laura was desperate for cash after being DRUGGED and ROBBED of her £3,000 savings in Australia.

Unable to find work, she decided to pose for nude pictures. But what began as a bit of a giggle far from home led to her taking part in a lesbian romp appearing on the internet.
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Best Use of SMS Technology Yet Includes Boobs, Of Course

September 28, 2009 in Weekly World Nudes by NPI

MONTEVIDEO, URUGUAY – What you are looking at here is a) a seminaked stunning blonde in transparent lingerie, b) a great ad for the new Axe Day and Night, c) the best use of SMS technology yet, or d) all of the above.
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It is pretty simple and absolutely brilliant: To launch a new deodorant in Uruguay, the Lowe Ginkgo agency in Montevideo created an incomplete ad. The ad showed a purrty neekeed girl in a suggestive pose. It didn’t, however, show any of her naughty bits. Instead, it came with blank spaces and the following text: Read the rest of this entry »

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Carrie Prejean Models Sexy And Skimpy Halloween Costumes Fit For A Stripper

September 26, 2009 in Weekly World Nudes by NPI

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We were initially too excited by the title too... what can we say?

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – Carrie Prejean, former Miss California, has popped up, almost nude, on the internet again. This time Carrie is modeling sexy Halloween costumes. The Miss USA contestant posed in sexy costumes that featured “The Women of Marvel”. She even had paraded down the runway in these sexy outfits. Even though the pictures were taken over a year ago they are just now being released.

The costumes feature Carrie as “American Dream Girl” and “Spider Girl”. The company called and wanted Carrie to model more outfits this year but she declined citing scheduling problems. There are only three words to describe Carrie in these outfits. HOT! HOT! HOT! Read the rest of this entry »

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Naked Media: Would you Like Some Milk with that Smoothie?

September 24, 2009 in Weekly World Nudes by Associated Nudity

Yes, an enterprising coffee klatch in Washington state got shut down for excessive nudity, unsanitary milk dispensers and creative use of whipped cream. We here at Naked Circus can’t condemn this sort of behaviour strongly enough. If adults want some hot milk in their coffee, it’s no business of these sorts of killjoys…

Courtesy of KCPQ 13 News

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French Workers Strip to Try to Save Their Jobs

September 22, 2009 in Weekly World Nudes by Associated Nudity

One wonders how many boilermakers it took to get the boiler makers to pose au naturel.

One wonders how many boilermakers it took to get the boiler makers to pose au naturel.


PLOUFRAGAN, FRANCE– Workers at a struggling heater factory in northwest France are taking it all off in a bid to save their jobs: They posed nude for a calendar to call attention to their plight.

Mr. February is wearing nothing but a cardboard box. Mr. October is posed like the famed Rodin sculpture “The Thinker.” Mr. April is naked but for a flag bearing the company’s logo, flowing in front of his lower body.

Their protest is the latest, and barest, effort by French workers to fight back at the economic downturn. Read the rest of this entry »

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Penis Enlargement Patch?

September 18, 2009 in Weekly World Nudes by NPI

Your path to a magic wand?

Your path to a magic wand?

GRAY, TENNESSEE – A company in the United States claims to have developed ProEnhance: The complete enhancement system for penis enlargement. Yes, that’s right, just slap on a patch and, like a chia-pet to water, watch your member grow. Not only does the product promise enlarged penises, but also staying power, erection control, better orgasms and a greater volume of semen.

From the website:

Here’s to your total sexual confidence!

Just think — no pills, weights or dangerous pumps, but 100% pure effectiveness on your most pressing sexual concerns. The ProEnhance™ patch works just like the patch many people use to quit smoking. Transdermal patch technology has been proved time and again to be one of the most effective ways to deliver nutrients to the body. Read the rest of this entry »

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Penis Chandelier… Yes, Penis Chandelier

September 17, 2009 in Weekly World Nudes by NPI

AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS – How would you like this giant, glittering penis hanging over your head? Really, who wouldn’t? The real question, however, is this: what sizes does it come in?

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The folks at Gizmodo report the Chandelier is made by a Dutch company, however, we haven’t found a list price… yet.

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Sexually-Charged ‘Cougar Cruise’ on Deck for Carnival Ship

September 16, 2009 in Weekly World Nudes by Associated Nudity

Originally they were going to call it a necrophiles cruise.

Originally they were going to call it a necrophiles cruise.


SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA–First a cruise for swingers. Now a voyage for . . . cougars.

That’s right, a bit of naughtiness will be hitting the high seas in December as what’s billed as the first “cougar cruise” sets sail out of San Diego.

Los Gatos, Calif.-based Singles Travel Company and singles group The Society of Single Professionals are co-sponsoring the three-night escapade aboard a Carnival ship, which is aimed at older woman who pursue younger men — or “cougars,” in contemporary lingo.
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