Ooops

According to GossipCop, Parker intended to point her fans to husband basketball player Tony Parker’s page, but instead directed them to a porn site.

She apparently forgot to include the number nine in the address and urged people to sign up for updates from tpnetwork, which belongs to Titanium Porn Network.

On realizing her mistake, she tweeted, “Oh, nooo! I put the wrong twitter site for my husband. It’s @tp9network. The one I put earlier goes to some porn site!!! Don’t use it!”

Courtesy XBizNewsWire.com

Tiger's Balls

She feels the spoof product promotes violence against women.

“I’ve come forward today because I feel it is wrong for a golf ball to have my picture on it,” she told television station KSBW. “As a victim of violence myself, it bothered me to think that someone would be standing with a dangerous club in their hands and hitting a ball with my face on it.”

The “Tail Of The Tiger Golf Ball Gift Set” features a dozen golf balls, each showcasing the name and image of one woman linked to the married championship golfer.

So far the idea is a hit, according to creator Mike Caldwell, who told the New York Daily News he sold $45,000 worth in one day.

James, 32, whose real name is Veronica Siwik-Daniels, has appeared in adult movies such as Porn Star Brides.

As previously reported on Crimesider, she has also struggled with the law.

Siwik-Daniels is wanted in Washington State for unpaid child support that totals more than $12,000, according to Washington State’s Department of Social and Health Services Most Wanted List.

Courtesy CBSNews.com: Television, United States

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – So you’re sitting at your desk, plodding away at whatever sort of drudgery the day has dropped in your lap, when your email alarm goes off. It’s from Phil on the third floor and it says, “Check out this hottie!” The day is long and you’re desperately bored, so you do. The young lady in the attached photo is smokin’ indeed, so after taking a moment to admire it you cast a conspiratorial whisper toward the cubicle next to yours. “Dave,” you say, “check out what Phil just sent me.”

And then Dave leans over, has a look and says, “Dude, you’re on television.”

That’s how a bad day gets started in a hurry, and it’s also exactly what happened to an employee at Macquarie Bank in Australia. The unlucky fellow picked a really, really bad time to check his email and pop open a NSFW attachment: While Macquarie private wealth adviser Martin Lakos was being interviewed live by Australia’s Seven News about the decision of the Reserve Bank to hold the line on interest rates, directly behind him.

The bank, of course, is less than happy. “Macquarie takes matters such as the unacceptable use of technology extremely seriously,” it said in a statement. “Macquarie has strict policies in place surrounding the use of technology and the issue arising from today’s live cross on 7 News is being dealt with internally.”

Making it even more perfect, the poor guy actually turned around to face the camera when he realized what was happening, giving the whole world a good look at him. I bet somebody’s mom is real proud tonight.

Courtesy The Escapist

Is this part of the film...?

Several days ago, a mother of seven in Budapest, Hungary who was living in deep poverty and unable to pay her bills, responded to an ad advertising for actors for fetish type S&M films. In Hungarian currency, she was promised as much as about $900 dollars, and told that she would only be lightly beaten, and to act like she was being tortured. And she was given a “safe word” to use, should she feel uncomfortable at any time during the filming. Everything seemed just fine. The pay seemed pretty good for some relatively safe and reasonably harmless play acting. And the company appeared to be professional enough not to raise some red flags.

The only problem was that woman was lied to. She was beaten bloody after she repeatedly called out the “safe word”, and cried for the abuse to stop, and reportedly, even the film producer came over to beat her as well. After the filming, one room was even set up like a makeshift hospital unit where an ambulance driver treated her injuries, including some bleeding wounds. The woman was so upset that she didn’t leave her home for several days afterwards, then in a shaky hand wrote to police complaining about this outrageous and unprofessional assault and battery.

Police in Hungary began an investigation and found an old abandoned house that had been purchased and retrofitted just like a crack drug house with heavy security and doors. So a Hungarian SWAT special police type team was needed for a police raid. During the raid, police handcuffed a number of persons including actors and cameramen involved in shooting another film. Three persons were charged with sexual battery charges, but are now reportedly free on bail awaiting trial and further investigation. And several websites run by the movie company were shutdown by the Hungarian authorities. Even though the company originated from Budapest, Hungary, the websites were reportedly hosted out of the Caribbean somewhere.
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Hungarian news TV ran almost a five minute story about this raid a few nights ago. Days after the film, police photographed a number of slowly healing injuries the woman still had.

Interestingly, under Hungarian law one cannot consent to be beaten, so now those arrested could now face serious sexual battery criminal charges for any previous films made, even if the actors fully consented to that filming and acting. Like most other European nations, Hungary has little or no laws regulating the adult entertainment film industry, however Hungary’s sexual battery laws made this country unsuitable for shooting these sort of abusive fetish films for this underground film company. Several more women are now making statements to police that this company went way too far as well.

In the United States, the adult film industry centered mostly around Northridge, California operates with movie permits granted by the state, open studios and allows open state inspections of film shoots for safety and legal reasons. Further, there are both legal and business associations that adult film companies belong to that set up legal boundaries for that multi-billion dollar industry. Many states and the federal government also have a number of obscenity laws, that create a legal climate of censorship and tight artistic control. And most companies closely follow the law, and have never had any legal problems. Films like this Hungarian film just aren’t filmed in the United States. It crosses way too many legal boundaries. But in some former Eastern-bloc states like Hungary, some small underground film companies operate on shoe-string budgets that produce odd films. One Website reporting service estimated the value of the film company in Hungary to only be around $25,000, not including the old home used as a movie studio. That’s pretty small compared to big multi-million dollar American adult entertainment film companies.

Another big problem with the Hungarian company was probably that the company was so unprofessionally run that it was probably more organized around satisfying the sexual desires and interests of the company’s owners and producers than it was in producing a legal and professional product. Regardless, this bizarre little film company is probably gone for good now, and the catalog of films that they produced will probably disappear as well. A strange little film company appears, then strangely, it disappears. Even the worst independent film company would have operated better than this little Hungarian company apparently did.

Well, it’s like your mother used to say: “It’s all fun until someone gets hurt. And arrested”.

Courtesy WizBangPop.com

Tinto Brass and Caterina Varzi at the 2009 Venice Film Festival

Yup, it looks like Avatar won’t be the only ‘blue’ movie in town as THR have broken the news that infamous smut peddler Tinto Brass is getting ready to provocatively straddle the director’s chair and whisper ‘action’ in a husky tone on what he describes as the world’s first ever 3D pornographic production.

Brass plans to “revisit an abandoned project about a Roman emperor that was ruined by Americans, and go from there,” something which sounds distinctly like a revisiting of his notorious 1979 film Caligula, made in collaboration with author Gore Vidal. Ironically Brass was upset at the time due to hardcore sex scenes being inserted (matron! etc…) without his knowledge.

Although, at this point, we feel duty bound to inform Tinto that this may not be a first in the world of 3D as the 1970′s softcore epic, The Stewardess, is thought to actually be the first film to suggestively stroke this dimension’s arm and ask it back for ‘coffee’.

With the news that George Lucas is thinking about re-releasing all the Star Wars films in 3D, could we be looking at a retrospective 3D orgy? Tinto Brass has a back catalogue of notable films crying out for a revamp including sensitively titled cult classics such as ‘Do it!’ and ‘Cheeky’.

Filming is set to start this Summer in what will be the first 3D production to be filmed in Italy.

Courtesy MovieFone

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Sam Worthington

The Aussie actor happened to be wearing nothing but a g-string, fake animal ears and a felt tale.

Sam said: “The guy rocked up and said ‘What are you doing?’

“I assured him it was a proper movie but when he didn’t seem convinced I pointed out that the guy filming me was the famous director JAMES CAMERON.

“The guy looked over, saw Jim’s rudimentary camera, looked back at me in the ears, tail and g-string the director had given me to wear and said ‘Well, he’s come down in the world since Titanic.”

Courtesy The Sun: United Kingdom

35 per cent of iPhone owners said they would find a partner with out-of-date electronics a turn off, though a quarter have dumped someone who was spending too much time playing with their phone.

33 per cent of those with an iPhone have used a text message or e-mail to break up with a partner – which is harsh, though nothing beats fax for that sharing-the-pain experience. When it comes to good news electronics are, apparently, out: none of those polled would propose marriage by text or e-mail.

When not dating, 20 per cent of iPhone users admitted to frequently watching adult material on their 3.5-inch screen, and more than 60 per cent consider themselves to be extrovert.

More scientifically dubious statistics at Retrevo.

Courtesy The Register: United Kingdom

A cropped image of Brooke Shields in Spiritual America, the artwork by Richard Prince

LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM – The gallery was forced to withdraw a photograph of a 10-year-old Shields from the show after police warned that it could constitute child pornography.

However, visitors to the opening day of the Pop Life exhibition were confronted with other, far more explicit imagery, including a video installation of a female artist, Andrea Fraser, who paid a stranger $20,000 to have sexual intercourse with her on camera.

A room devoted to the artist Jeff Koons features giant canvases of hardcore sexual acts, while another room is lined with images taken from pornographic magazines. They are the work of Cosey Fanni Tutti, a one-time porn actress formerly known as Christine Newby.

The installations carried an over-18s warning but gallery staff made no attempt to verify visitors’ ages, and many of those viewing the exhibition on its first day were teenagers.

Soledad Canal, a 19-year-old Spanish tourist, said she had no idea that the show would feature x-rated content. “I am shocked. I could not believe my eyes. I came to see Andy Warhol pictures and I did not expect to see things like this in a museum,” she said.

Hugh McKinney, chairman of the National Family Campaign, said the works had no place in a gallery visited by families. “You have to ask if this is appropriate material for a gallery as prestigious as the Tate. There is a fine line between art and pornography in some cases. Families visit the Tate, and there is a real possibility that under-age and impressionable young people could see these works.”

The room which was to have displayed the Brooke Shields picture by artist Richard Prince stood empty yesterday. The Tate temporarily withdrew the image following a visit by officers from the Metropolitan Police obscene publications unit, but is debating whether to reinstate it with a more detailed warning about its content displayed on the wall outside.

Courtesy Telegraph.co.uk: United Kingdom

Australia doing its part to sate the market for British college girl pr0n.

Naive Laura was desperate for cash after being DRUGGED and ROBBED of her £3,000 savings in Australia.

Unable to find work, she decided to pose for nude pictures. But what began as a bit of a giggle far from home led to her taking part in a lesbian romp appearing on the internet.

Sordid

Now, as we reveal the shame of backpacking British students involved in porn shame abroad, Laura tells of her bitter regrets.

Back in Bristol, where she is about to start her final year of a media studies degree, Laura said: “I didn’t think through the consequences. I was worried the pictures would get out so I told the people I loved. My parents were so disappointed.” It all seemed so harmless when she was thousands of miles away in Melbourne and worried about money.

She had only been in the city a few weeks when her world trip was nearly shattered. Laura recalled: “I’d saved £3,000 and kept it in a money belt which was stupid.

“One night I got drunk, met a guy in a bar and woke up on a bench with my phone, cash and camera gone. I think I’d been drugged.”

As she contemplated the end of her travelling dream, Laura saw an ad for models and after an interview, agreed to strip for her first shoot.

She should take more vacations...

She was paid £350, and the promise of bigger pay soon beckoned. Laura then agreed to be videoed for an erotic shoot. “It was a lot more explicit. I had to flaunt my body, touch myself and use toys. I didn’t feel as comfortable as there were more people around but I got £500.”

A string of saucy pictures followed, earning Laura another £3,000. Then she was asked to do the lesbian romp, which she found very scary.

“I was shaking beforehand,” she said, “but after a few minutes I was lost in the moment. It was my first time with a girl.” The porn shoot earned her £3,500.

Regret

Overall, Laura made £14,000 in ten months. She said: “I used the money to see Australia, including Sydney and the Gold Coast. It was planes, taxis and nice hotels all the way.”

She consolded herself with the thought no-one in Britain would ever know.

Now she admits: “If I’d been offered the chance to star in adult material here I’d have run a mile but it felt like no one back home would ever get to see the pics.

“Girls doing porn shoots abroad must assume they’ll be discovered. I’m sure there are lots of girls who now regret what they’ve done.”

Nude net romp for students

Oddly enough, she's also inspired shitloads of “shoots” by men around the world.

The X-rated photos and video footage appear on another Aussie porn website which features UK ‘backpackers’ indulging in explicit sex acts for cash- raking in up to £2,000 for lesbian sex.

Skint Brits Sian, Jocelyn K and Lily T are funding their travels with a series of raunchy vids.

School-leaver Sian, 18, giggles: “This is crazy. I would never do it in England,” before bragging about a foursome.

And Brummie Shaminee, 21, boasts: “I’ve done shit-loads of shoots in a couple of months.”

Courtesy of News of the World (Video on site)

Which makes that the world's most intelligent tramp stamp?

The blonde beauty has an anthropology degree and studied art at St Andrews – the top Scottish uni that Prince William attended.

Yet AJ, who grew up in America’s Bible Belt and spends her leisure time reading Tolstoy and Oscar Wilde, has turned her back on studying to become a blue movie actress.

Shockingly, she now beds boys AND girls on camera to make ends meet during to the global recession.

She insists that she loves her work – but admits she has been shunned by well-heeled boyfriends who are repelled by her what she does.

AJ, 29, started her career when she found herself needing £20k to pay for relocation costs after winning a place on a year long Masters course at St Andrews.

The beauty already held a bachelors degree in Anthropology.

She explained: “After my degree I realised that for me to achieve my dream of becoming a museum curator I needed to study at St Andrews. But after I was accepted I knew I had to raise money fast or I wouldn’t be able to afford my place.

“I was working for a call centre at Missouri University, but that was not making me enough money at all.

“I took some loans, but when the exchange rate went bad for the dollar I knew I needed around £8,000.

“I always liked porno and frequented loads of girl on girl websites. At that stage in my life I was very much into dating girls, so lesbians interested me.

“On one site I saw a couple of hot girls making out, and underneath was an advert for models.

Rest assured, when the Naked Circus Museum opens the lovely Ms. Bailey will be our first curator.

Although she dabbled in porn before going to St Andrews, she didn’t do any while she was actually studying there – and got a part-time job as a pot washer instead.

She said: “Prince William finished his degree just before I arrived in Scotland, but many people from his course were in my class – and they were all his friends.

“At the start of my course I just kept my head down and worked away, but soon after my first major photoshoot for Hustler came out. I got it delivered to my resident halls and soon everyone in college knew about it. I was the talk of the university.

“I’m sure William would have known as his old pals knew about it all – and how often do people attend an MBA course with a porn model.”

After AJ passed her masters she found herself unemployed and did a few lesbian photoshoots. She was spotted by top US adult firm Vivid Entertainment, who offered her an exclusive contract worth £125,000 a year. The beauty has now filmed two movies.

She added: “I am just enjoying doing what I’m doing at the moment while I am still hot. These are the first films where I have sex with a man, and it was so great.

“I do want to end up in museums and using my education, but you’ve got to pay the bills. I just don’t think I’m ready to sit behind a desk yet.”

AJ – who measures a natural 34C-25-33 – grew up in the ultra-conservative Bible Belt of America’s Mid-West and claims to have the support of her family.

But will she regret her porn career in years to come? Readers can post their own views below .

AJ has asked us not to reveal her full name in case it affects her chances of returning to the museum world (Bailey is her professional name) – and she admits that her job puts-off well-heeled boyfriends.

She chuckled: “It’s tough getting a boyfriend now. Before I used to date lawyers and doctors, but now they are funny about what I do for a living.

“It was okay when I was just with girls on camera, but now that I have sex with guys it seems to be a problem.”

AJ – who works in Los Angeles but keeps a home in Texas – added: “I don’t have a TV or the internet at my home. If I want to look something up online I have to drive to the library.

“I am ploughing my way through Anna Karenina by Leonard Tolstoy. I usually read two books at a go to mix up my mind and keep it fresh. My other book at the moment is Oscar Wilde’s Picture Of Dorian Gray.

“I quite like being called the world’s brainiest porn star, but it is a cliché that all porn stars are airheads.”

Courtesy of News of the World (video at NotW page)