Yes, we here at Naked Circus have finally found a holiday toy drive that we unequivocally support.
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.
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In honor of the ending of the silly season, dear readers, we bring you the very latest in sex toys.
There's no truth to the rumor that the McCain version wasn't hard enough.
Courtesy of Head o’ State
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Yes, dear readers, time for yet more Mysteries of Nature and the latest in our series of phallic potatoes…
This one looks like it could use some viagra.
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In the latest of our Mysteries of Nature pieces we have a carrot. This one is not quite as “developed” as the last one. He obviously needed testosterone shots during adolescence.
This one may need enlargement surgery.
Yes, dear readers, more in our Mysteries of Nature series. The first mystery being “How many bloody gallons of blood does it take to fill that thing?”
John underwent surgery Tuesday to repair the torn ligaments in his elbow suffered as a result of this handjob.
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In honor of tonight’s rather dull Vice Presidential debate between a nitwit and a senile old goat we are going to bring you some of the levity that the debate ultimately failed to deliver…
“Why, all I can say is that Sarah's more exciting that a bottle of Viagra”
Well, dear readers, here at Naked Circus we have suddenly seen a new reason to pay attention to soccer (football to our legion of non-American readers). We have no idea who he is, but apparently when you play soccer you’re allowed to water the pitch so long as you pretend to be stretching. For the sake of the other players let’s hope the field was natural grass. As usual, we’ve put our little badge over the naughty bits, but click the image for a much better view…
“Man, I knew I shouldn't have had that second beer before the match.”
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In the spirit of the American presidential debates we bring you this picture of the CBS Website taken moments ago. We would commend CBS on the brilliance of this commentary except that we’re fairly certain that they’re not that intelligent.
We have not watched the video yet, but suspect that it might be about the current banking crisis.
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We’ve brought you the Southern Pacific Sea Penis and Long Dong Tuber. Well, dear readers, now we another all natural treat for you. Presenting the John Holmes Carrot.
We're hoping that isn't a sperm sample in the bag.
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Yes, we here at Naked Circus have a new favorite coffee. And it must be good because it’s Italy’s favorite coffee, too…
We can't help but wonder if they actually sold those beans after taking the photos.
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