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Picture This: Veggie Porn!

Associated Nudity — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 04:13:25 +0000

Yes, dear readers, why should we discriminate against the plant world? Those horny cantaloupes need their erotic stimulation too.

My what a lovely pair...

Picture This: Twisted Fairy Tales

Associated Nudity — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 04:30:21 +0000

Here we have some pictures of Disney/fairy tale vixens as drawn by J. Scott-Campbell and colored by Bakanekonei. They have earned themselves our nomination as the official artists of Naked Circus for their heroic efforts to sexualize our childhood.

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Picture This: Korea

Associated Nudity — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:27:44 +0000

Here we have a photogallery of a Korean vacation resort called Love Land. Now the official resort of Naked Circus.

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Picture This: Mother Nature’s Phallic Obsession

Associated Nudity — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 19:01:54 +0000

And here, dear readers, we have a truly magic mushroom…

Apparently it's even coming for your viewing pleasure.

Picture This: WTF!

Associated Nudity — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:13:07 +0000

Just what in the name of Anna Nicole Smith is this photo dear readers, perhaps the infamous sea penis after circucision? Looking at the sea penis again, I can’t see a foreskin. So maybe not. Any thoughts, dear readers?

It's what's for dinner...

Picture This: Lighting Devices for Catholic Priests

Associated Nudity — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:58:19 +0000

This might explain a lot about the recent problems the Catholic Church has been having…

This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine...

Picture This: Mr. Woodcock, Naked Media Style

Associated Nudity — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 17:04:54 +0000

And here we have yet another lumberjack teaching us that the Monty Python song may not have been so far from the truth…

And in honor of the photo, we’re combining our two popular features and adding in a video. (Video after the jump.)

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK...

Picture This: Abstract Sand Hooters

Associated Nudity — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 19:59:09 +0000

In our ongoing quest to bring a little bit of culture to the internet we have this sculpture from Swiss artist Olaf Breuning. Pity, though, that it’s but temporary. Such fine art deserves immorality. Or something like that. Anyway, if Picasso had vacationed on South Beach he might have left the art world something like this…

After licking those nipples you may need a few beers.

Maximus Erectus Nivos

NPI — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 16:33:12 +0000

KNOXVILLE, TENNESSEE – Word came across the police scanners on Tuesday morning that the previous day’s snow fall had brought with it the erection of a seemingly inappropriate “snow man.”

A concerned neighbor apparently called the authorities after spotting the icy appendage-like creation on someone’s North Knoxville lawn.

Reports from the scene indicate a local fire crew was to be dispatched to the McCamey Road address to calm down the situation with a cold shower from fire hoses. It could still be seen standing firm behind a chain link fence late Tuesday morning.

It appeared to sport no alterations outside of the traditional hardened crust of snow. Additionally there was no sign of a corncob pipe, button nose or eyes made out of coal.

A final and luckily notable omission was the lack of a hat atop its head.

Courtesy VolunteerTV.com

Pac Man Tattoo On the Most Unexpected Body Part

NPI — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 17:28:31 +0000

Do we really need to explain which body part this is? All we can say is that we believe the cherries may be in the wrong place–and hey–where are those power pellets?

Courtesy Gizmodo.com