The bespectacled man, who is around 40, repeatedly sneaked up behind a 20-year-old employee on consecutive weekends.

CCTV footage shows the 5ft 9in balding ginger weirdo pretending to pick items off shelves before crouching behind the shelf stacker.

With his face near his victim’s bum, he seemed to be taking a sniff – and once got so close his nose touched the man.

The unnamed Co-op worker, of Plymouth, Devon, said: “I thought it was all a bit strange. I was shocked and couldn’t believe he was in the aisle for that long.”

Cops are asking for witnesses to the October 31 and November 7 attacks.

Det Con Steve White said: “It’s a bizarre incident. The shop was full of people. Someone must have seen the man.”

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It was the first image that came up on the search string “Boobs of Mass Destruction”

LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM-– Agents for Britain’s MI5 intelligence service have discovered that Muslim doctors trained at some of Britain’s leading teaching hospitals have returned to their own countries to fit surgical implants filled with explosives, according to a report from Joseph Farah’s G2 Bulletin.

Women suicide bombers recruited by al-Qaida are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery. The lethal explosives – usually PETN (pentaerythritol Tetrabitrate) – are inserted during the operation inside the plastic shapes. The breast is then sewn up.

Similar surgery has been performed on male suicide bombers. In their cases, the explosives are inserted in the appendix area or in a buttock. Both are parts of the body that diabetics use to inject themselves with their prescribed drugs.

The discovery of these methods was made after the London-educated Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab came close to blowing up an airliner on Christmas Day with explosives he had stuffed inside his underpants.

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Ian Stafford, the ex-mayor of a Lancashire village, was jailed for two years Photo: PA

A part-time handyman and gardener, he had been employed for years by some of his victims who trusted him with keys to their homes.

But while alone Stafford, a bachelor, would creep into their bedrooms, rifle through underwear draws and masturbate before replacing the knickers and also stealing some of the garments.

One suspicious homeowner who began to notice the thefts then planted hidden cameras – which captured one episode with Stafford in the bedroom naked from the waste down acting out his fantasy, the court was told.

The 14-minute DVD was passed to police and Stafford’s home searched where officers found stolen underwear which were marked with the women’s names on them, the court heard.

Stafford, of Sandycroft Place, Preesall, who resigned as mayor after being arrested, was jailed for two years after pleading guilty at an earlier hearing to three counts of burglary with a further count taken into consideration.

The charges relate to the homes of four women in Poulton-le-Fylde and Stalmine in Lancashire.

After hobbling into court using a walking stick, past his victims in the public gallery, his jaw dropped as he was sent down by Judge Heather Lloyd, who told him his actions were ”bluntly revolting”.

”Your private desires or fantasies which should only be your concern became public when you decided to do what you did in the homes of those who trusted you,” she told him.

”To masturbate into a woman’s underwear and place it back in the draw, repeatedly, as seen in the DVD, as you have done in other homes is bluntly revolting and the impact on your victims is high.”

The court heard the victims were ”embarrassed, disgusted and shocked” to discover how the man they trusted was getting his ”sexual kicks”.

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Forged ... registrar sold fake degrees

UNITED KINGDOM – Karl Woodgett, 37, sent an email asking for participants in a “pain management study” before taking the Cameroonian women to a hotel where he filmed himself spanking and caning them.

In return for their sexual favours willing participants Elsie Neh and Mbone Kemba were offered forged university degree certificates.

Woodgett, former registrar at the University of Surrey and the University of Bath, had already perfected the system with his ex-wife and her relatives.

He was today handed a nine month prison sentence, suspended for one year, and ordered to complete 200 hours of unpaid community work.

Fraud

Woodgett pleaded guilty to conspiracy to make false instruments, namely university degrees, and two counts of possessing articles for the use of fraud, namely two bogus degree certificates from the University of Bath.

Sentencing him at Bristol Crown Court, Judge David Ticehurst said: “This was a clear breach of trust by you.

“It goes to the root of what universities are about and if they have administrators such as you who are prepared to falsify documents then the whole point of that purpose is undermined.

“You have already suffered immense personal loss as a result of your actions. You have lost your job, career, professional reputation and your marriage.”

Woodgett first began to forge bachelor and masters degrees for his Cameroonian ex-wife Delphine Kah and members of her family while he worked at the University of Surrey.

Emails uncovered later by Kah’s employers discovered that he sent her long lists of potential degrees from the university and asked her to choose which she wanted for herself and family.

He went on to forge certificates for Kah, her mother, stepfather and sisters in degrees ranging from Media Studies to International Services.

Woodgett asked Kah to find other potential candidates for bogus degree certificates and established a price structure ranging from £500 for a 2.2 undergraduate degree to £1,000 for a Masters qualification with distinction.

In emails discovered later the pair joked that this new enterprise would be named “Karl and Kah’s Crooked Certificates”.

James Ward, prosecuting for the UK Border Agency, said: “This was the start of a mail order business run along the lines of a fast food takeaway where customers recorded their orders with a number.”

He added: “He did not want Kah for sex but to indulge his spanking fetish with her because she had a black bottom.”

From May 2007 Woodgett was registrar at the University of Bath where he continued with his bogus degree scam.

He borrowed a colleague’s login details for a degree database and managed to slip in bogus names to be approved by senior officials at the University’s ‘senate’ meetings.

He then managed to extort blank degree certificate papers from colleagues by telling them that he was conducting a review of how certificates were printed.

In 2008 he enlisted two Cameroonian women from Bath, Elsie Neh and Mbone Kemba, to participate in a “pain management study” at a local hotel.

He filmed their spanking and caning sessions, which were consensual, and paid the women for their time.

But he later discussed the possibility of ‘paying’ them with bogus university degree certificates to advance their careers — which were later found on his computer during a police investigation.

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Mr Ward added: “To satisfy his sexual nature he introduced himself as ‘Dave’ and told them he was conducting a ‘pain management study’.

“He took Elsie to a hotel in Bath where various things took place of a sexual nature which he told her were for carrying out research.”

The UK Border Agency were alerted to the case amid fears it could be a major immigration threat.

Judge Ticehurst heard that Woodgett, who now lives in Ewell Minnis, Kent, was the sole carer of his two-year-old daughter from another relationship and was in danger of going bankrupt.

Kah, 31, also pleaded guilty to conspiracy to make false documents and was handed a four-month prison sentence, suspended for one year.

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Over a series of ten weekly sessions married Barker became more suggestive, telling her to remove her top and touch her own breasts.

Finally he asked her to remove her top and fondled her breast, before pulling down her trousers and putting his hand in her knickers on December 18 2008.

The shocked woman snapped out of the trance and fled the scene at his practice in Hardwick, Cambs., feeling ”ashamed and embarrassed”.

She only discovered he was behaving inappropriately after typing the question ”Is it normal for my therapist to touch me?” into the Yahoo search engine.

Barker, of Harwich, Essex, was jailed for 10 months at Cambridge Crown Court yesterday after admitting one count of sexual touching at an earlier hearing.

He was also placed on the sex offenders’ register for 10 years.

Andrew Howarth, prosecuting, told the court at their ninth meeting on December 9 2008 he pressured the woman to pull up her top and play with her breasts while under hypnosis

Barker, who ran West Cambridge Hypnotherapy in Hardwick, had told the naïve woman a ”sexual matter was at the route of her problems”.

As the visits went on her told the woman she ”she needed to express past emotions” and began complementing her on her appearance after asking her to wear a skirt.

Mr Howarth said: ”Barker said it was natural for her to become aroused when recalling such incidents.

”Barker told her touching ‘heightened her emotional sensations’ and began asking sexual questions.

”He told her it was for her own good and asked her to touch her own breasts.

”She refused and he then used his left hand to stroke her breast and held it there for over a minute.

”He told her ‘yes you like this. Does it feel nice?’.

”He then used his free hand to remove her trousers and knickers and began to rub her.”

Barker then told her ”relax, open your legs enjoy it” before she snapped out of her hypnotised state and realised she was half naked.

He then said ”we could have had sex but I wanted to keep it professional at the moment” before she fled the scene.

After three months of ”worrying” she finally contacted Cambridgeshire police to report the incident in late January 2009 after checking normal procedures on the internet.

When questioned by police Barker told them: ”The woman started to masturbate but there was nothing I could do to stop it.”

Barker, wearing a blue woollen jumper, was tearful and shaking visibly as Judge Anthony Bate told him he would leave the court ”in disgrace”.

Judge Bate said: ”You gained the trust of a vulnerable woman. She was your patient who you were there to help, not abuse, when she submitted herself to hypnotherapy.

”You crossed the boundary and despite your own difficulties you leave this court in disgrace and invariably in custody.”

Lindsay Cox, mitigating, said Barker was ”genuinely remorseful” and had been struggling with the break-up of his marriage at the time of the assault.

His brother had also been placed on a life support machine following a motorbike accident.

He said Barker had ”become extremely fond of the lady and had believed in a degree of reciprocation” in the weeks leading up to the assault.

He added that during hypnosis: ”One retains ultimate control of their actions and they do not become helpless automatons or lose awareness of what happens to them”.

Barker qualified as a hypnotherapist in 1998 and described his sessions which cost between £40 and £80 as a ”non-addictive power for good”.

Courtesy Telegraph: United Kingdom

Hard to imagine, but this woman may have been in a better situation the morning after the big party

Gloucester police were still searching for the woman, Marlene S. McNeill, on Saturday morning. McNeill is accused of breaking into a home on Cobblestone Lane on Friday and taking cash and two bottles of medication.

Friends told The Gloucester Daily Times that McNeill was “out of control” when police arrived in the neighborhood at about 3:20 a.m. to investigate reports of a naked, intoxicated woman. Officers could not locate McNeill, but they said her clothing and a wallet containing an OxyContin pill were left at the scene.

A short time later, McNeill’s friends discovered that their home had been robbed while they were helping police to search for McNeill. Two bottles of prescription medication and $150 were stolen from the home, and one of the bedrooms had been ransacked and covered in shaving cream, according to police reports.

Police were unable to locate McNeill, and her car was still parked in the St. Peter’s Square parking lot several hours after the robbery. McNeill will be charged with larceny and illegal possession of an opioid substance.

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Proposal ... Karen and Stephen

Karen Chisholm, 34, built a bonfire in her garden and set it ablaze when randy Stephen McKee, 41, made the indecent proposal after he had been accused of having affairs.

She has now been ordered to pay him £75 compensation after appearing in court over the row last December.

But last night Karen laughed off the pair’s bust-up at a party at his house in Coatbridge, Lanarkshire.

She said: “A woman was trying to wind me up and say her and her sister had been sleeping with Stephen.

“He turned round and said ‘Karen do you not want to have a threesome?’ I snapped and flew into a rage.”

After thumping her cheeky partner, leaving him with a black eye, she ran home and burnt his gear.

The couple split up for three months but got back together after Stephen begged her forgiveness.

Karen was admonished at Airdrie Sheriff Court last week after admitting destroying property worth £150.

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In fact, demand for mantyhose has skyrocketed to the point where they’ve developed a line of them by lingerie brand Unconditional that are strong enough for a man at “a tough 120 denier thickness,” whatever the hell that means. And now dudes will get a taste of how expensive ladies’ “accessories” can be, as each pair costs a whopping $114. (REALLY!?)

Hey, supply and demand folks, supply and demand. Those dudes must be seriously wanting to get their tights on.

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Crowds gathered as Naomi McDonald took to the fourth plinth at noon on 21 September. Photograph: Sky Arts

The woman, Naomi McDonald, a dancer from Stringfellows lapdancing club, spent her allotted hour posing with a pole and shaking her bare breasts. Dressed in high heels and black knickers, the finale of her performance saw her pole-dancing to It’s Raining Men by the Weather Girls, which played on a small stereo she had brought with her.

People following the plinth on Twitter disapproved of the performance. Eeeyun said: “Hmm that’s not nudity, that’s exhibitionism. Wrist slapped!” Braincoffee added: “I don’t want to see the poor girl arrested, but am quite surprised that a second warning was not provided at least 15 mins ago.”

However, the woman proved popular in Trafalgar Square, with a large and predominantly male crowd gathering to take photographs.

McDonald is the eighth person to take her clothes off on the fourth plinth. Others have included a man known only as Gunter, who unleashed a live chicken before jumping off the plinth wearing nothing but an open robe. In August, a 49-year-old man called Simon was told to put his underwear back on by police after stripping naked.

It is not a crime to be naked in public, and police only intervene if members of the public complain.

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