PLYMOUTH, UNITED KINGDOM– COPS are hunting a pervert who smelt a supermarket worker’s BUM at least 20 times. (Video after the jump.) Read the rest of this entry »
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LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM-– Agents for Britain’s MI5 intelligence service have discovered that Muslim doctors trained at some of Britain’s leading teaching hospitals have returned to their own countries to fit surgical implants filled with explosives, according to a report from Joseph Farah’s G2 Bulletin.
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A mayor who got his ”sexual kicks” by sneaking into bedrooms to steal women’s underwear has been jailed for two years after he was caught out by a secret camera.
Ian Stafford, the ex-mayor of a Lancashire village, was jailed for two years Photo: PA
A part-time handyman and gardener, he had been employed for years by some of his victims who trusted him with keys to their homes. Read the rest of this entry »
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A UNIVERSITY registrar handed out forged degree certificates to black African women in exchange for spanking sessions to satisfy his kinky sexual desires, a court heard today.
Forged ... registrar sold fake degrees
UNITED KINGDOM – Karl Woodgett, 37, sent an email asking for participants in a “pain management study” before taking the Cameroonian women to a hotel where he filmed himself spanking and caning them.
In return for their sexual favours willing participants Elsie Neh and Mbone Kemba were offered forged university degree certificates. Read the rest of this entry »
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Undress... Undress... Undress
Over a series of ten weekly sessions married Barker became more suggestive, telling her to remove her top and touch her own breasts.
Finally he asked her to remove her top and fondled her breast, before pulling down her trousers and putting his hand in her knickers on December 18 2008. Read the rest of this entry »
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Hard to imagine, but this woman may have been in a better situation the morning after the big party
Gloucester police were still searching for the woman, Marlene S. McNeill, on Saturday morning. McNeill is accused of breaking into a home on Cobblestone Lane on Friday and taking cash and two bottles of medication. Read the rest of this entry »
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Proposal ... Karen and Stephen
Karen Chisholm, 34, built a bonfire in her garden and set it ablaze when randy Stephen McKee, 41, made the indecent proposal after he had been accused of having affairs.
She has now been ordered to pay him £75 compensation after appearing in court over the row last December.
But last night Karen laughed off the pair’s bust-up at a party at his house in Coatbridge, Lanarkshire.
She said: “A woman was trying to wind me up and say her and her sister had been sleeping with Stephen. Read the rest of this entry »
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PRANKSTERS have drawn this giant PENIS on a football pitch.
Joke ... pranksters painted manhood on ground
SOMERSET, UNITED KINGDOM – The huge painting of the willy was sketched on Worle FC’s field in Weston-super Mare, Somerset.
The team’s assistant manager, Mark Chesney, said the local league club had locked their line painter away so jokers must have taken their own. Read the rest of this entry »
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LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM – No, no, no, get your mind out of the gutter, kids! That’s David Walker-Smith, the director of menswear and beauty of the famous London department store Selfridges, commenting on the fact that the huge (ha) new craze amongst British men is to wear tights (over their knickers and under their trousers) to keep their legs feeling warm and looking trim.
In fact, demand for mantyhose has skyrocketed to the point where they’ve developed a line of them by lingerie brand Unconditional that are strong enough for a man at “a tough 120 denier thickness,” whatever the hell that means. And now dudes will get a taste of how expensive ladies’ “accessories” can be, as each pair costs a whopping $114. (REALLY!?) Read the rest of this entry »
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Woman poses topless on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square as part of Antony Gormley’s One and Other art project
Crowds gathered as Naomi McDonald took to the fourth plinth at noon on 21 September. Photograph: Sky Arts
The woman, Naomi McDonald, a dancer from Stringfellows lapdancing club, spent her allotted hour posing with a pole and shaking her bare breasts. Dressed in high heels and black knickers, the finale of her performance saw her pole-dancing to It’s Raining Men by the Weather Girls, which played on a small stereo she had brought with her. Read the rest of this entry »
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