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ACLU Alleges Teen Athletes Were Unfairly Punished For Sexy Photos Taken on MySpace
CHURUBUSCO, INDIANA – Two Indiana teenagers whose sexually suggestive slumber party pictures made their way into the hands of the high school principal are fighting back against what they say is an unfair suspension from athletics for activities that took place off school grounds.
The American Civil Liberties Union of Indiana has filed suit on behalf of the two sophomore girls. The suit claims the Smith-Green Community School Corporation and Churubusco High School Principal Austin Couch violated the girls’ First Amendment rights when they suspended them from extra-curricular activities and forced them to attend counseling sessions over a few racy photos that were posted on their MySpace pages. Read the rest of this entry »
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If four-wheel-drives weren’t politically incorrect enough, a Russian car maker is offering one with whale penis leather trim.
MOSCOW, RUSSIA – A Russian armoured-car builder is boasting that its latest vehicle has seats covered with “whale-penis leather”.
The €1 million ($1.6 million) Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition armoured car has been developed by the same company, RussoBaltique, that built armoured vehicles for Tsar Nicholas, Vladimir Lenin and Leon Trotsky. Read the rest of this entry »
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LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – Another woman has filed a lawsuit against Dr. Phil — claiming she too was forced to be in the same room with a “completely naked man, who was exposing his entire naked body, genitals and all.”
The lawsuit, filed in L.A. County Superior Court by a woman named Crystal Matchett, is basically the same as the one filed by Shirley Dieu last week — with one exception … Crystal never accuses Dr. Phil of grabbing her boob.
Crystal alleges Phil brainwashed her, exposed her to the naked man and then prevented her from leaving Phil’s production office — the same location where Shirley also claims the weirdness went down. Read the rest of this entry »
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OTTAWA, CANADA – The Crown is considering a dangerous offender bid for a deaf-mute man who pleaded guilty yesterday to his sixth sexual assault.
Marc Lecuyer, 31, entered his guilty plea through a sign-language interpreter.
The chubby man, clad in a baggy lumberjack shirt, watched the interpreter intently as the court heard that on Feb. 24, he followed a woman he knew into the laundry room of an apartment complex. He was captured on a surveillance camera wearing only boxer shorts. His penis was hanging out. He pointed at it while making grunting noises and humping motions with his hips. The victim put up her hand, shook her head and yelled “no.” Read the rest of this entry »
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So... I wanted to take her from behind..
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – Perhaps you’re familiar with a nude, full frontal photo of Jamie Foxx that made its way around the internet a while back? In today’s Guys with iPhones, Billy-Bush-disappointing culture of licentiousness, an Oscar winner’s bare wang captured in a grainy digital picture may not merit a lifted eyebrow, but Foxx’s excuse for taking the picture might. He attempted to explain himself last night on The Tonight Show:
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Vodka: a bottle of this gets you drunk like a snake
A man who drank a bottle of vodka in one evening and fell asleep woke up to find a 15cm penis tattoo on his leg.
The 27-year-old Swedish man, known as Joel, claims he recalls little of the night that led to the body art attack.
According to what can be patched together he told a group of friends at a fast-food joint that he wanted to get a tattoo after admiring one on a friend’s finger.
Luckily, or unluckily, in the restaurant was a tattoo artist who agreed to Joel’s wish. Read the rest of this entry »
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Jamie Oliver, the celebrity chef, sampled sheep’s penis and intestine during a visit to an American Indian tribe.
The show sees Oliver travelling the length and breadth of the US in search of interesting recipes. The sheep was not thrilled either.
UNITED STATES – The 34-year-old, nicknamed the Naked Chef, was in Arizona filming his new programme Jamie’s American Road Trip, when he tried the traditional delicacies.
The show sees Oliver travelling the length and breadth of the US in search of interesting recipes.
Rather than stopping off at McDonald’s or Burger King, Essex-born Oliver visited a Navajo reservation, where an almost-extinct group of American Indians live. Read the rest of this entry »
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How do you measure up?
KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA – A Taiwanese woman, who reportedly asked for divorce from her husband because his penis was too long, has been refused after a request to measure the man’s manhood was denied.
According to the Sin Chew Daily, which quoted a newspaper report from Taiwan, the woman, in her second attempt to divorce her husband, said that she had to bear with the pain whenever she had sex with him.
When the matter was brought up in the court recently, the judge called in a doctor to determine the length of the man’s penis. Read the rest of this entry »
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ST. PETERSBURG, RUSSIA – This is the somewhat disturbing prize specimen in Russia’s first ever museum of sex and erotica – the preserved 12inch penis of legendary lover and mystic Grigori Rasputin.
Cock-a-hoop: Igor Knyazkin holds the supposed 12-inch penis of Grigori Rasputin... or the fetus of Jar Jar Binks
Or at least, that’s what the owner of the museum claims. Then again, he’s also previously claimed that simply viewing the penis can cure men of impotency, when frankly we think it’s more likely to put them off sex for quite some time. Read the rest of this entry »
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PRANKSTERS have drawn this giant PENIS on a football pitch.
Joke ... pranksters painted manhood on ground
SOMERSET, UNITED KINGDOM – The huge painting of the willy was sketched on Worle FC’s field in Weston-super Mare, Somerset.
The team’s assistant manager, Mark Chesney, said the local league club had locked their line painter away so jokers must have taken their own. Read the rest of this entry »
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