Don't need the body scanner for this guy

Police were quickly on the scene, bundled Greene into a bathrobe and took him in to custody.

A folding knife was later found in the clothes which he had earlier abandoned.

Greene told police he was bipolar and off his medication.

Police said he has been charged with reckless endangerment for his driving and disorderly conduct and indecent exposure for his actions inside the terminal.

The 29-year-old, who calls herself as Kenza, was told she could earn 2,000 pounds a month by using a web cam.

“I was told to wear wigs and heavy make-up so people wouldn’t recognise me,” the Daily Express quoted her as saying.

“It was all super shocking – the boundary between prostitution and this kind of thing is very thin,” she stated.

But a spokesman for the job centre defended the job offer.

“This was legal. There is nothing to prevent sex industry adverts,” he said.

Courtesy OneIndia.in: India

Google Denmark claimed that the images ‘don't show anything that can't be seen when driving around Danish roads’

TV2 received hundreds of odd and offbeat images that were captured by the Google Street View cameras, when it suddenly came across one of an unidentified man snapped unawares in his Jutland garden.

When TV2 approached the man to inform him of his internet infamy, he was shocked to say the least. The man doesn’t own a computer and had not even heard of Google Street View.

‘I had no idea about it. I’ll definitely be seeking compensation. I don’t care for being hung out like that when I’m sitting in my own garden,’ said the man who wishes to remain anonymous.

Peter Friis, managing director for Google Denmark, said that the company is taking the man’s complaint very seriously and will remove the inappropriate images immediately.

‘We are very devoted to protecting our users’ privacy and have created a number of tools so users can request that images be removed for one reason or another if they think it’s inappropriate,’ said Friis.

‘But it’s important to remember that the pictures in Street View don’t show anything that can’t be seen when driving around the Danish roads.’

Courtesy The Copenhagen Post

Undress... Undress... Undress

Over a series of ten weekly sessions married Barker became more suggestive, telling her to remove her top and touch her own breasts.

Finally he asked her to remove her top and fondled her breast, before pulling down her trousers and putting his hand in her knickers on December 18 2008.

The shocked woman snapped out of the trance and fled the scene at his practice in Hardwick, Cambs., feeling ”ashamed and embarrassed”.

She only discovered he was behaving inappropriately after typing the question ”Is it normal for my therapist to touch me?” into the Yahoo search engine.

Barker, of Harwich, Essex, was jailed for 10 months at Cambridge Crown Court yesterday after admitting one count of sexual touching at an earlier hearing.

He was also placed on the sex offenders’ register for 10 years.

Andrew Howarth, prosecuting, told the court at their ninth meeting on December 9 2008 he pressured the woman to pull up her top and play with her breasts while under hypnosis

Barker, who ran West Cambridge Hypnotherapy in Hardwick, had told the naïve woman a ”sexual matter was at the route of her problems”.

As the visits went on her told the woman she ”she needed to express past emotions” and began complementing her on her appearance after asking her to wear a skirt.

Mr Howarth said: ”Barker said it was natural for her to become aroused when recalling such incidents.

”Barker told her touching ‘heightened her emotional sensations’ and began asking sexual questions.

”He told her it was for her own good and asked her to touch her own breasts.

”She refused and he then used his left hand to stroke her breast and held it there for over a minute.

”He told her ‘yes you like this. Does it feel nice?’.

”He then used his free hand to remove her trousers and knickers and began to rub her.”

Barker then told her ”relax, open your legs enjoy it” before she snapped out of her hypnotised state and realised she was half naked.

He then said ”we could have had sex but I wanted to keep it professional at the moment” before she fled the scene.

After three months of ”worrying” she finally contacted Cambridgeshire police to report the incident in late January 2009 after checking normal procedures on the internet.

When questioned by police Barker told them: ”The woman started to masturbate but there was nothing I could do to stop it.”

Barker, wearing a blue woollen jumper, was tearful and shaking visibly as Judge Anthony Bate told him he would leave the court ”in disgrace”.

Judge Bate said: ”You gained the trust of a vulnerable woman. She was your patient who you were there to help, not abuse, when she submitted herself to hypnotherapy.

”You crossed the boundary and despite your own difficulties you leave this court in disgrace and invariably in custody.”

Lindsay Cox, mitigating, said Barker was ”genuinely remorseful” and had been struggling with the break-up of his marriage at the time of the assault.

His brother had also been placed on a life support machine following a motorbike accident.

He said Barker had ”become extremely fond of the lady and had believed in a degree of reciprocation” in the weeks leading up to the assault.

He added that during hypnosis: ”One retains ultimate control of their actions and they do not become helpless automatons or lose awareness of what happens to them”.

Barker qualified as a hypnotherapist in 1998 and described his sessions which cost between £40 and £80 as a ”non-addictive power for good”.

Courtesy Telegraph: United Kingdom

Charles Edward Meaux Jr. (Santa Ana Police Department)

A police helicopter was sent to the 2000 block of North Bush Street around 11:45 a.m. Wednesday after Santa Ana police were flooded with calls about the naked man who was performing a sexual act either to or at drivers, according to Santa Ana police Cpl. Anthony Bertagna.

Police say the man was 36-year-old Charles Edward Meaux Jr., a transient in the area and an alleged white supremacist with a long criminal history.

Meaux, who has a white supremacist tattoo above his left eyebrow, climbed down a ladder and hid inside a home where a family and a child were present, Bertagna said.

The family was evacuated as a precaution.

Police say Meaux was found inside a closet and struggled with police, forcing them to use a Taser to subdue him.

Meaux was arrested and booked on suspicion of burglary, indecent exposure, obstructing and resisting officers, and disorderly conduct, Bertagna said.

His bail was set at $150,000, according to jail records.

Meaux was last locked up on Jan. 15 and released on Jan. 21, apparently in a similar incident.

Meaux has a criminal history in Orange County that began in 1995, The Orange County Register reported.

Since then he has reportedly served time in jail and in prison, and on probation, for offenses including burglary, theft, possession of a deadly weapon, driving under the influence, loitering to engage in illegal drug activity, resisting a peace officer, making criminal threats and trespassing.

Courtesy KTLA: TV, Los Angeles

It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's Superdick!

NEW YORK, NEW YORK–Drawers and jaws were dropping all over town Sunday, just as fast as the bitter winter temperatures.

It was the ninth annual No-Pants Day on the city subway and practical jokers of all shapes, sizes, and underwear types joined in the gag.

Passengers who didn’t know about the tradition were stunned. Some giggled and others stared. (Video and gallery after the jump.)

“I thought something was up when I saw a Speedo on the platform,” said Sandi Rabinowitz, 63, riding uptown on the 6 train. “It makes people laugh it’s good. That’s it. I’m taking my bra off!”

The crowds of mostly young people met at Foley Square and at other points in Queens and Brooklyn Sunday afternoon, organized by a group called y Improv Everywhere.

In small groups they began taking their pants off, until pant-less riders outnumbered shocked riders in some cars.

“I want to take a picture of you, but my boyfriend would kill me if he finds a photo of you here,” said Amy Ragone, 33, staring at Jonathan Sanders, a 24-year-old Staten Island man wearing a t-shirt, light sweater and black tighties.

“I woke up this morning and sensed it was going to be a good day for not wearing pants,” Sanders offered. “Hey, I look good like this.”

Andrea Fish, 54, from the Upper West Side, was in a hurry, until she stopped dead in on her tracks at the sight of several men and women sporting their boxers and panties waiting for a train.

“What’s going on?” Fish asked herself. “I thought they were together. But they are not even talking to each other. This is very strange.”

At the 59th street 6 train stop, Chris Scott, 27, from Manhattan decided to address the curious onlookers.

“Ladies and gentlemen. I’m not homeless. I’m not hungry. I just need a decent pair of pants,” he said to both laughter and eye-rolling.

The pant-less pranksters ended up in Union Square, where self-proclaimed pants fanatic Melina Davis, 21, of Harlem welcomed them with posters that read “God Wears Pants!”

“I love pants and I love God,” she shouted at the semi-naked crowds.

Davis, who was actually in on the joke and just mocking fanatics, continued: “This is not a good look. People look at your cellulite. Put some pants on!”

Davis’ friend, Laura Baum, 21, patted her friend on the shoulder and pointed at a good looking man wearing a security-guard shirt and underwear only.

“Another one with no pants,” Baum said, trying to sound shocked.

Davis looked at him and approved of what she saw saying: “Ooooohh.”

She quickly shook her head, bringing herself back to her own senses and yelled at him: “Go on and put some pants on already.”

Courtesy of New York Daily News

But soon Moss will be covered up and her joyrides outlawed. This week, the town’s city council adopted a ban on public nudity and the mayor signed the ordinance. The order takes effect in February and applies to anyone over the age of 8.

The nudity issue arose in 2008, when Moss started bicycling around Ashland wearing little more than a smile. More complaints came last summer, when a retired computer programmer visiting the city took nude strolls near an elementary school. Then a vacationer from Minnesota exposed himself in October.

Ashland had already banned the exposing of genitalia in parks and downtown. Tuesday night’s decision to expand the ban brought a threat of legal action from the American Civil Liberties Union, which says it violates the Oregon Constitution’s protection of free expression.

In a 1985 decision, the Oregon Court of Appeals upheld Portland’s ban on public nudity. But the court also ruled that public nudity can be a protected form of expression, such as during a protest.

And that’s exactly what Moss says she is doing.

“I just wanted to stand up for evolution,” she said. “In Europe it’s no big deal to see naked people. It will be nice when Americans have evolved and they won’t even notice that I’m naked anymore.”

And if you think being nude for Moss is about sex, you’re wrong, she says.

“I do not watch pornography and I support committed, monogamous relationships based on mutual respect. I do believe people have the right to do pornography, but it drains the human soul. Sex is sacred and is about making love, not war,” Moss said the Ashland Daily Tidings.

Moss, whose parents “are just your normal, everyday people,” moved to Ashland from Ojai, Calif., because of its lax public nudity law.

A former waitress, Moss quit that job over “concern about pesticides, herbicides, chemical use and cruelty to animals,” according the Daily Tidings.

She has now been working as “kind of a life coach for people,” and is looking for a new job, Moss told the paper.

Anybody hiring?

Courtesy CBSNews.com: Television, United States

Made for Moss…

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Jennifer Hawkins in all her naked glory

AUSTRALIA– Miss Universe 2004 and model Jennifer Hawkins agreed to pose nude and un-airbrushed on the cover of February’s Australian Marie Claire, but some are slamming the magazine’s anti-Photoshopping efforts, claiming Hawkins does not represent real women.

Editor Jackie Frank told The Australian that the images were inspired by a survey of 5500 readers, which showed that only 12 percent of women were truly happy with their bodies. Marie Claire put Hawkins on the cover to make a positive statement about body image and the photographs of Hawkins will be auctioned later this month, with the proceeds donated to the Butterfly Foundation, an eating disorders support group.

In the interview, Hawkins says, “I’m not a stick figure–I thought it would be great to tell women to just be themselves and be confident.”

But the cover sparked an outcry from Marie Claire readers such as “She wants to make [women] feel more comfortable about how they look, gee thanks, I now feel worse! I’m a size 10 and I still have more rolls than her!” and “If anything is going to have me running to the toilet with my finger down my throat it’s a picture of Jennifer Hawkins naked.”

The Butterfly Foundation’s general manager Julie Parker pointed out Hawkins flaws, including her dimpled thigh, creased waist and skin-tone changes. Parker told The Age that photographing an average Australian woman wouldn’t have worked.

“The thing is unfortunately it doesn’t make the same point, because Jennifer sells magazines and she creates awareness. If ‘Marie Claire’ had chosen to put on their cover an ordinary women, say myself or a friend of yours, it would not have created the awareness it does.”

Courtesy of Huffington Post

Since then, the vehicle has stopped driving around with girls stripping on the Strip.

One tour bus driver said since the truck hit the streets of Las Vegas, he has seen a few accidents and close calls from drivers trying to get a closer look inside the truck.

County commissioners questioned the safety and legality of having dancers climbing and spinning on poles in the bed of a moving truck, encased in Plexiglas. The company decided to halt the project before being forced to by lawmakers.

But now, they are ready to hit the road once again after a brief hiatus.

Courtesy Inquisitr.com

So many things wrong with this explanation... so many

The incident occurred at 5420 Juliet Blvd. in Naples.

According to a Collier County Sheriff’s Office report:

David Todd Napodano, 42, told investigators he was found naked in his van because he had “explosive diarrhea” and was using his underwear to clean himself.

The victims told investigators they were looking for their vehicle in the parking lot when they saw Napodano naked in his van and exposing himself to them.

The underwear in question was located with stains, but the responding deputy determined the stains weren’t consistent with explosive diarrhea.

Courtesy News-Press.com