My what lovely pumpkins.

But this year, 100 police officers were stationed around the town and members of the public were warned they faced arrest and charges of indecent exposure if they participated in the run.

If convicted, that could lead to them being placed on the sex offenders register.

The popularity of the event, which was originally organised by a small group of friends, has soared recently and last year about 150 people took part in the event, which involves a run through the town’s main pedestrian area.

But Bouder police chief Mark Beckner said the event had gotten out of hand and had become a “free-for-all”, so he decided to stop it.

The American Civil Liberties Union accused police of violating naked runners’ constitutional rights.

On its website, the group running the event, warned that “violation of the Western societal more, enforced by law, of unclothed public exposure can indeed land you legal consequences. Furthermore, the decision to participate is yours and yours alone.”

On Saturday evening, as Hallowe’en festivities unfolded in Boulder there was no sign of naked pumpkin runners and only one arrest was made. They may also have been put off by freezing temperatures and snow.

Courtesy of The Telegraph UK

I saw you... in my dreams

A former flight attendant claims she was sacked after falsely being accused of having sex with a pilot while the billionaire star dozed nearby.

Corinne Gehrls, 39, insists the story of her sleeping with the pilot during a fuelling stopover in the US was false.

She claims another flight attendant – who happens to be Winfrey’s goddaughter -made up the story in a dispute over work.

Gehrls and chief pilot Terry Pansing,57, were fired in July after the allegations of the “mile high” sex were made.

A lawsuit filed in Chicago revealed that the couple both later passed a lie detector test when asked about he onboard sex.

Gehrls claims Winfrey knew the sex allegations were “obviously false” as the plane was on the ground refuelling when the incident was said to have taken place.

The flight attendant said Winfrey and other passengers were “dozing” in their seats having taken sleeping pills for the flight.

She said Kirby Bumpus, the daughter of Winfrey’s best friend Gayle King and Oprah’s goddaughter, was among those who made up the sex claims.

Unuitilized bench seat in Oprah-like plane

The lawsuit alleges that Gooch made the accusations after Gehrls and Pansing complained that he refused to work as scheduled, asked for his hours to be changed so he could ‘attend to his cats’, and insisted on staying in better hotels than the rest of the crew.

A spokesman for Winfrey and her Chicago based production company Harpo refused to comment.

The lawsuit seeks damages from Gooch, Bumpy and Harp Productions.

As one of America’s richest women with an estimated £25bn fortune Winfrey has a £27m Bombardier luxury jet which she uses to fly between her properties in Chicago and Montecito, California.

Earlier this year she spoke about her custom made Global Express XRS jet, saying: ‘It’s great to have a private jet. Anyone that tells you that having your own private jet isn’t great is lying to you.’

Winfrey, the most powerful woman in television, recently joined First Lady Michelle Obama in bidding to win the 2016 Olympics for Chicago.

She joined the Obamas in Copenhagen for the result which saw Rio De Janiera be awarded the games after London 2012.

Courtesy Daily Mail: United Kingdom

An advert for a penis vacuum pump has been banned

The ad, place inside a national newspaper, stated the product provided “stronger/larger erections” and that it had been supplied to thousands of satisfied customer.

The advert continued, stating users reported temporary gains in size.

By using the pump, the penis would increase its capacity for blood flow helping “to enhance potency, resulting in a stronger, larger erection”, the ad claimed.

It also claimed the device could help with erectile problems.

The advertising standards agency (ASA), however, received a compliant challenging the claim of “stronger/larger erections” stating it was misleading and questioning whether it could be substantiated.

The ASA also looked into whether the advert could discourage readers from seeking qualified medical advice.

In response, the company responsible for the advert – Easylife – referred to medical journals which looked at the use of vacuum devices in the management or treatment of erectile dysfunction. They said the evidence supported claims for temporary increase in size.

The ASA, however, ruled that Easylife had not supplied documentary evidence to support the temporary effect on erection size by increasing blood flow to the penis.

A statement released by the watchdog states: “We noted the ad was headlined ‘Stronger/larger erections’ and, while we noted text in the body copy stated that any increase in size would be temporary, we noted we had not seen evidence to support the claim that users reported ‘temporary gains of 1-2.5 inches in length and 0.75-1.75 inches in girth’.

“In the absence of documentary evidence, we concluded that the claim ‘Stronger/larger erections’ could mislead.”

The ASA also said the advert could be seen to offer a treatment for impotence and, as that treatment would be conducted without the supervision of a doctor or other suitably qualified health professional, the ad was in breach of the advertising code.

As a result, the watchdog declared the advert should not appear in its current form again.

Courtesy InTheNews.co.uk: United Kingdom

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“I'm sorry, Andy, but rules are rules, get rid of the roomie.”

“You may not engage in sexual activity while your roommate is present in the room,” tuts Tufts’ 2009-10 guest policy, newly revised in response to student gripes about rambunctious roomies and their raunchy romps.

Tufts spokeswoman Kim Thurler told the Herald the 8,500-student school has fielded roughly a dozen complaints from chagrined scholars “who expressed concerns that they were experiencing uncomfortable situations” with their roommates’ sex-tracurricular activities.

“We really didn’t have anything concrete in place for (them) to set clear boundaries,” she said.

But miffed collegians at the school’s Medford campus told the Herald they are quite capable of managing their own affairs, thank you very much.

“But what if the person you're having sex with *is* your room mate?”

Sophomore Carolyn Pace, 19, called the policy “useless legislation” for something “obvious.”

But apparently, it wasn’t obvious enough to some.

While the rules lay out no consequences for making whoopie within eyeshot of others, Thurler hopes the policy will “empower” students to “bring that issue up” with their randy roomie.

Elsewhere in the Hub of higher learning, other premier institutions take a variety of approaches to the touchy issue with their student bodies.

“As a Catholic university, we do not allow cohabitation in our residence halls,” Boston College spokesman Jack Dunn said.

There’s no such commandment at Boston University, but spokesman Colin Riley said, “Consideration for others is an important aspect and privilege of having a guest.”

Harvard University’s student handbook frowns on “serious or persistent unwanted sexual conduct.” Emerson College’s visitor policy flirts with the issue, saying only “the right of a student to live in reasonable privacy takes precedence over the privilege of (a roommate) to entertain a guest.”

Amber Madison of New York, a 2005 Tufts grad who wrote a sex column called “Between the Sheets” for the student newspaper, said her classmates used to make do hanging objects on doorknobs or marking a note board to signal they weren’t alone.

“Now, you hope people would send a text message, checking in advance, ‘Are you willing to sleep somewhere else tonight?’ ” said Madison, author of “Hooking Up: A Guide to Sex and Sexuality” and the soon-to-be-released “Talking With Your Kids About Sex.”

Madison suggested a “good compromise” is for lovers to take note of their roommates’ schedules and make time for lovin’ in the morning or afternoon.

“Hopefully,” she added, “on their own bed.”

Courtesy of Boston Herald

Courtesy of KCPQ 13 News

Every prisoner's dream come true.

They claimed she wore too much make up, was “glammed up” and criticised her for adapting her uniform to hug her petite 5ft frame.

She was also accused of being too friendly with inmates at Brinsford Young Offenders institution near Wolverhampton.

She resigned claiming other staff had bullied her and took the Prison Service to an industrial tribunal claiming unfair dismissal and age and sex discrimination.

Today the tribunal announced she had won her case. Her compensation sum is being worked out.

Amit, from Wolverhampton, said she had only taken pride in her appearance and had not intended to upset her colleagues.

She slammed the service for backing members of staff who had “closed ranks” against her.

She said: “I am very happy with the tribunal’s decision. All I ever did was try to uphold the HMPS Purpose Statement.

Bullied

She can beat us off anytime she likes.

“However, one officer didn’t like my way of working which was counter to the macho approach he favoured.

“I was seen as a weak woman who could be bullied.

“In particular I am very happy that they have condemned the HMPS for the way they sought to justify the actions of the bully by suggesting that my approach to work and my appearance was inappropriate and could create a breach in security.

“The whole thing was very stressful but I would also like to thank all those members of the HMPS who were prepared to tell the truth at the Tribunal even though they may have feared for their futures in the Service,” she said.

Bachelor girl Amit worked at Brinsford from July 2007 to May 2008.

She claimed she was effectively sacked by the prison service in April last year.

She told the tribunal in Birmingham: “I couldn’t sleep at night because of the bullying and harassment. I lost weight and decided I couldn’t take it any longer and resigned”.

Her solicitor Nigel Tillott said: “I hope the prison service will reflect on the Tribunal’s judgement and recognise that instead of standing back as it did, it should have taken action against the behaviour of the bully towards Ms Kajla.

“The Tribunal believe that the HMPS closed ranks and instead of supporting Miss Kajla it supported the bully.

“The prison service also aggressively pursued the defence of this claim and did not once stop to consider whether it was right to do so,” he said.

Courtesy of The Sun UK

Jefferson County Circuit Judge Robert Vance Jr. looks at a display of a school girl uniform costume while touring Love Stuff on Thursday, Oct. 11, 2007 in Hoover. (The Birmingham News file)

The court ruled that the business failed to show that the state law banning the sale of sexual aides was unconstitutional.

“Public morality can still serve as a legitimate rational basis for regulating commercial activity, which is not a private activity,” Supreme Court justices wrote in the opinion issued Friday.

“As the Eleventh Circuit in Williams IV pithily and somewhat coarsely stated: ‘There is nothing ‘private’ or ‘consensual’ about the advertising and sale of a dildo.”

Love Stuff had argued a section of Alabama’s anti-obscenity law banning “adult-only entertainment” near churches and child care centers was unconstitutional vague because the phrase was not defined.

“We’re not closing,” said Love Stuff attorney Amy Herring.

She said the store is reviewing its options for appeal.

She said she was very pleased that two of nine justices concurred with the store’s argument.

Courtesy al.com

Menage a fruits

Claims have been made that the fruit figures that appear on Haribo MAOAM sour candies are engaging in sex acts.

A father-of-two told The Daily Mail of his disgust after spotting the fruity cartoon characters.

Simon Simpkins was buying Haribo MAOAM sour candies for his children when he noticed the “pornographic” illustrations of limes, lemons and cherries romping with each other.

Mr Simpkins of West Yorkshire said: “The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.”

Mr. Lime is a slut

He told said: “I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.”

A spokesman for Haribo said the “fun” packaging of the sweets was introduced in Germany in 2002 and added: “This jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans, both young and old.”

Courtesy of News.au.com

Austrians are just no damned fun

Town officials are attempting to curb the problem, and have decided to install cameras to catch them in the act. They are hoping that the cameras will be a deterrent as people will then know they are being watched, and instead of doing what the sign suggests, they’ll instead pose for a much tamer picture.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t think this will quite solve the problem. Now you’ll just have a bunch of exibitionist tourists posing for photos, enjoying the fact that they’re being watched getting it on in front of a sign that reads “Fucking.”

Courtesy of the Cleveland Leader

Not really, but the street would be considerably more fun if it did look like this.

Groups of youths used to visit the street and bare their backsides for photographs while many delivery firms simply refused to believe it existed.

And coachloads of amused American tourists frequently turned up to view the sign after it appeared in a US book.

And so despairing households in the suburban street in Conisbrough, South Yorkshire, decided that the road’s name simply had to change.

They spent £300 to change their address to the rather more palatable Archers Way.

Resident Peter Sutton said he originally thought the street’s name would be fun – but admits he soon got tired of the jokes.

Mr Sutton moved into the house vacated in 2003 by Paul and Lisa Allott, who were forced to move after becoming fed up with their street’s name.

Mr Allott said: ‘We’d heard every single gag there is and we’d had enough.

The real assholes.

‘All the other street names around here are quite sensible.

‘I just can’t see why they didn’t call it Butt Hall Road, or something like that. I’ve no idea why it was named like this.’

Elizabeth Brennan, 77, who uses the street for access to her home, said: ‘It was a bit tedious having the street laughed at all the time. The new name is much nicer.’

But an internet petition has already been started to change the road’s name back again.

Butt Hole Road is believed to have been named after a communal water butt that was originally in the area.

The road has been renamed Archers Way to refer to a medieval castle that is just half a mile away.

Courtesy of The Daily Mail UK