The $10 cover charges collected during the one-night event were donated to ISOH (I-S-O-H/Impact), a Christian-based charity in Ohio that had no qualms about taking the money despite where it came from. After all, like the club’s manager Kenny Soprano said, “Charity’s charity.” Doing a little math here: $1000 raised divided by a $10-per-person cover charge boils down to exactly 100 charitable men (I’m just assuming here) who got their rocks off for Haiti. To the ladies of Toledo, Ohio: If your man stumbled in drunk and covered in glitter in the wee hours of the morning on February 7th, don’t be too mad, that lap dance he got was for a good cause.

No word on whether or not the dancers donated their tips to the cause. I guess the people at the Christian charity who collected the money could tell us. In fact, the dancers probably turned a nice little profit on the whole event. The increased business probably meant more $1 bills in the g-strings. So, was this an act of true charity on their parts, or a sneaky scheme to drum up bigger tips? Either way, some money was raised and people will be helped. And for their part in the whole thing, the strippers should be thanked. Thanks strippers.

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UNITED STATES – Adam & Eve is releasing more of the statistics from its Great American Sex Survey this week, and the results are… well, not all that sexy.

The 40 year-old sex toy company and adult industry leader surveyed 1,000 American adults to inquire about intimate acts and has been dribbling out the results bit by bit. Today’s leaked stat: In response to the question “How often are you having sex?” 33 percent of respondents report having sex once or twice a week, and 22 percent report only having sex one to three times a month. The next highest group (19 percent) report having sex three to four times a week – that’s more like it – but another 17 percent answered “seldom” or “never.”

My fellow Americans, I submit to you that this is a recessionary slump we can and must do something about.

Via PRNewswire:

HILLSBOROUGH, N.C., Feb. 4 /PRNewswire/ — Sexual curiosity is a part of human nature. Because we all want to know how we compare to others sexually, Adam & Eve asked over 1,000 American adults a number of questions about their most intimate acts… and the results may surprise you!

“This news is a bit disappointing to us,” said Adam & Eve Director of Public Relations Katy Zvolerin. “Studies have shown that a healthy sex life can lower blood pressure and improve overall health. At Adam & Eve, we encourage a sex positive relationship between loving, consensual adults.”

The third highest level of respondents (19%) reported they had sex three to four times a week, and the next highest group (17%) said they had sex “seldom” or “never.” Only 4.8% of the adults surveyed said they enjoyed sex five to six times a week. And around 3% said they had sex once or more than once a day.

Because sexual curiosity is part of human nature, adult entertainment giant Adam & Eve recently commissioned event management and web survey software company Cvent Inc. to launch a sex survey determining Americans’ sexual practices, and the results are being released every month.

The web-based survey, conducted by Cvent, of over 1,000 American adults age 18 and up, was sponsored by Adam & Eve to study sexual preferences and practices. For more information about Adam & Eve, visit their website at http://www.adamandeve.com/news.

Courtesy Examiner.com

Ian Stafford, the ex-mayor of a Lancashire village, was jailed for two years Photo: PA

A part-time handyman and gardener, he had been employed for years by some of his victims who trusted him with keys to their homes.

But while alone Stafford, a bachelor, would creep into their bedrooms, rifle through underwear draws and masturbate before replacing the knickers and also stealing some of the garments.

One suspicious homeowner who began to notice the thefts then planted hidden cameras – which captured one episode with Stafford in the bedroom naked from the waste down acting out his fantasy, the court was told.

The 14-minute DVD was passed to police and Stafford’s home searched where officers found stolen underwear which were marked with the women’s names on them, the court heard.

Stafford, of Sandycroft Place, Preesall, who resigned as mayor after being arrested, was jailed for two years after pleading guilty at an earlier hearing to three counts of burglary with a further count taken into consideration.

The charges relate to the homes of four women in Poulton-le-Fylde and Stalmine in Lancashire.

After hobbling into court using a walking stick, past his victims in the public gallery, his jaw dropped as he was sent down by Judge Heather Lloyd, who told him his actions were ”bluntly revolting”.

”Your private desires or fantasies which should only be your concern became public when you decided to do what you did in the homes of those who trusted you,” she told him.

”To masturbate into a woman’s underwear and place it back in the draw, repeatedly, as seen in the DVD, as you have done in other homes is bluntly revolting and the impact on your victims is high.”

The court heard the victims were ”embarrassed, disgusted and shocked” to discover how the man they trusted was getting his ”sexual kicks”.

Courtesy Telegraph.co.uk: United Kingdom

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BNET readers will remember that Pfizer entered a $75 million pact with Auxilium for the development of Xiaflex in December 2008. And while the pair are developing the compound for use to combat Dupuytren’s contracture (where patients’ hands contract into claws), everyone knows that the other potential use Xiaflex has is for Peyronie’s disease, or curvature of the penis from a buildup of fibrous tissue in the shaft. You can see Auxilium has a trial ongoing here, and the drug in question, “AA4500,” is the same as that used in the Xiaflex trials here.

With the drug now heading to market, the question now is how much of the drug’s sales will be for the off-label Peyronie’s indication? I’m betting not much: Even though the drug works in straightening rats’ tails it must still be administered by injection at the site of the organ, and that can cause bruising.

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Is this part of the film...?

Several days ago, a mother of seven in Budapest, Hungary who was living in deep poverty and unable to pay her bills, responded to an ad advertising for actors for fetish type S&M films. In Hungarian currency, she was promised as much as about $900 dollars, and told that she would only be lightly beaten, and to act like she was being tortured. And she was given a “safe word” to use, should she feel uncomfortable at any time during the filming. Everything seemed just fine. The pay seemed pretty good for some relatively safe and reasonably harmless play acting. And the company appeared to be professional enough not to raise some red flags.

The only problem was that woman was lied to. She was beaten bloody after she repeatedly called out the “safe word”, and cried for the abuse to stop, and reportedly, even the film producer came over to beat her as well. After the filming, one room was even set up like a makeshift hospital unit where an ambulance driver treated her injuries, including some bleeding wounds. The woman was so upset that she didn’t leave her home for several days afterwards, then in a shaky hand wrote to police complaining about this outrageous and unprofessional assault and battery.

Police in Hungary began an investigation and found an old abandoned house that had been purchased and retrofitted just like a crack drug house with heavy security and doors. So a Hungarian SWAT special police type team was needed for a police raid. During the raid, police handcuffed a number of persons including actors and cameramen involved in shooting another film. Three persons were charged with sexual battery charges, but are now reportedly free on bail awaiting trial and further investigation. And several websites run by the movie company were shutdown by the Hungarian authorities. Even though the company originated from Budapest, Hungary, the websites were reportedly hosted out of the Caribbean somewhere.
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Hungarian news TV ran almost a five minute story about this raid a few nights ago. Days after the film, police photographed a number of slowly healing injuries the woman still had.

Interestingly, under Hungarian law one cannot consent to be beaten, so now those arrested could now face serious sexual battery criminal charges for any previous films made, even if the actors fully consented to that filming and acting. Like most other European nations, Hungary has little or no laws regulating the adult entertainment film industry, however Hungary’s sexual battery laws made this country unsuitable for shooting these sort of abusive fetish films for this underground film company. Several more women are now making statements to police that this company went way too far as well.

In the United States, the adult film industry centered mostly around Northridge, California operates with movie permits granted by the state, open studios and allows open state inspections of film shoots for safety and legal reasons. Further, there are both legal and business associations that adult film companies belong to that set up legal boundaries for that multi-billion dollar industry. Many states and the federal government also have a number of obscenity laws, that create a legal climate of censorship and tight artistic control. And most companies closely follow the law, and have never had any legal problems. Films like this Hungarian film just aren’t filmed in the United States. It crosses way too many legal boundaries. But in some former Eastern-bloc states like Hungary, some small underground film companies operate on shoe-string budgets that produce odd films. One Website reporting service estimated the value of the film company in Hungary to only be around $25,000, not including the old home used as a movie studio. That’s pretty small compared to big multi-million dollar American adult entertainment film companies.

Another big problem with the Hungarian company was probably that the company was so unprofessionally run that it was probably more organized around satisfying the sexual desires and interests of the company’s owners and producers than it was in producing a legal and professional product. Regardless, this bizarre little film company is probably gone for good now, and the catalog of films that they produced will probably disappear as well. A strange little film company appears, then strangely, it disappears. Even the worst independent film company would have operated better than this little Hungarian company apparently did.

Well, it’s like your mother used to say: “It’s all fun until someone gets hurt. And arrested”.

Courtesy WizBangPop.com

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Sure to be a YouTube classic, this vet–educated in the masturbatory arts–explains the ins and outs of elephant ejaculation.

Tinto Brass and Caterina Varzi at the 2009 Venice Film Festival

Yup, it looks like Avatar won’t be the only ‘blue’ movie in town as THR have broken the news that infamous smut peddler Tinto Brass is getting ready to provocatively straddle the director’s chair and whisper ‘action’ in a husky tone on what he describes as the world’s first ever 3D pornographic production.

Brass plans to “revisit an abandoned project about a Roman emperor that was ruined by Americans, and go from there,” something which sounds distinctly like a revisiting of his notorious 1979 film Caligula, made in collaboration with author Gore Vidal. Ironically Brass was upset at the time due to hardcore sex scenes being inserted (matron! etc…) without his knowledge.

Although, at this point, we feel duty bound to inform Tinto that this may not be a first in the world of 3D as the 1970′s softcore epic, The Stewardess, is thought to actually be the first film to suggestively stroke this dimension’s arm and ask it back for ‘coffee’.

With the news that George Lucas is thinking about re-releasing all the Star Wars films in 3D, could we be looking at a retrospective 3D orgy? Tinto Brass has a back catalogue of notable films crying out for a revamp including sensitively titled cult classics such as ‘Do it!’ and ‘Cheeky’.

Filming is set to start this Summer in what will be the first 3D production to be filmed in Italy.

Courtesy MovieFone

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What happened to my willie?

In a study published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, the team said, “Various reconstructive procedures have been attempted to restore a cosmetically acceptable phallus that would allow normal reproductive, sexual, and urinary function in patients requiring penile reconstruction. However, these procedures are limited by a shortage of native penile tissue. We previously demonstrated that a short segment of the penile corporal body can be replaced using naturally derived collagen matrices with autologous cells. In the current study, we examined the feasibility of engineering the entire pendular penile corporal bodies in a rabbit model. Neocorpora were engineered from cavernosal collagen matrices seeded with autologous cells using a multistep static/dynamic procedure, and these were implanted to replace the excised corpora. The bioengineered corpora demonstrated structural and functional parameters similar to native tissue and male rabbits receiving the bilateral implants were able to successfully impregnate females. This study demonstrates that neocorpora can be engineered for total pendular penile corporal body replacement. This technology has considerable potential for patients requiring penile reconstruction.”

The new penises responded normally to electrical and chemical stimuli, and — more importantly — to biological imperative. When given the chance to have sex, eight were able to ejaculate, and four became fathers.

Indeed, they became more aroused than the rest. “Most control rabbits did not attempt copulation after introduction to their female partners,” said the researchers. “All rabbits with bioengineered neocorpora attempted copulation within one minute of introduction.”

Anthony Atala, director of Wake Forest University’s Institute of Regenerative Medicine, who led the team, is best known for developing a technique in which cells are taken from an organ and sprayed onto a frame made of collagen, the primary structural protein in animal tissue. The structure is then bathed with growth-stimulating compounds and kept in an oven that duplicates the body’s temperature and chemical composition, Brandon Keim wrote on the Wired.

Atala’s group has already implanted lab-grown bladders, grown from the patients’ own tissue, in seven men.

Courtesy MedIndia.net

Since then, the vehicle has stopped driving around with girls stripping on the Strip.

One tour bus driver said since the truck hit the streets of Las Vegas, he has seen a few accidents and close calls from drivers trying to get a closer look inside the truck.

County commissioners questioned the safety and legality of having dancers climbing and spinning on poles in the bed of a moving truck, encased in Plexiglas. The company decided to halt the project before being forced to by lawmakers.

But now, they are ready to hit the road once again after a brief hiatus.

Courtesy Inquisitr.com

35 per cent of iPhone owners said they would find a partner with out-of-date electronics a turn off, though a quarter have dumped someone who was spending too much time playing with their phone.

33 per cent of those with an iPhone have used a text message or e-mail to break up with a partner – which is harsh, though nothing beats fax for that sharing-the-pain experience. When it comes to good news electronics are, apparently, out: none of those polled would propose marriage by text or e-mail.

When not dating, 20 per cent of iPhone users admitted to frequently watching adult material on their 3.5-inch screen, and more than 60 per cent consider themselves to be extrovert.

More scientifically dubious statistics at Retrevo.

Courtesy The Register: United Kingdom