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Sure to be a YouTube classic, this vet–educated in the masturbatory arts–explains the ins and outs of elephant ejaculation.
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Despite what the video itself claims, the song is not by The Arrogant Worms. Which does not make it any less amusing.
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We have no idea who this Miss Guarico is. We only know that she’s Venezuelan, and that ripping off her sarong was more revealing than she’d probably intended.
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Courtesy of our new best friend, Adam Frucci of Gizmodo, we have a video review of what it’s like to trip the stool fantastic with a… well, a foot stool.
Adam Reviews the Fleshlight Motion from Gizmodo on Vimeo.
Courtesy of Gizmodo (More hilarity to be found there.)
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We here at Naked Circus care about the world we live in. So, in an attempt to help raise awareness of a cause near and dear to our hearts, we are presenting to you the following public service announcement.
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Yes, an enterprising coffee klatch in Washington state got shut down for excessive nudity, unsanitary milk dispensers and creative use of whipped cream. We here at Naked Circus can’t condemn this sort of behaviour strongly enough. If adults want some hot milk in their coffee, it’s no business of these sorts of killjoys…
Courtesy of KCPQ 13 News
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Yes, dear readers, Hot Milk Lingerie is here to make… Well, you’ll just need to see for yourself.
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Yes, folks, we’re a movement now. Our new ringmaster contest has obviously caught media attention as Fox News New York anchorman Ernie Anastos decides to get in on the action with this clip.
They forced the poor bastard to apologize the following night, but we know it was all a show. Don’t worry, Ernie, we won’t hold the half-hearted apology against you in this contest. Keep fucking that chicken, Ernie, keep fucking that chicken.
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Your path to a magic wand?
From the website:
Here’s to your total sexual confidence!
Just think — no pills, weights or dangerous pumps, but 100% pure effectiveness on your most pressing sexual concerns. The ProEnhance™ patch works just like the patch many people use to quit smoking. Transdermal patch technology has been proved time and again to be one of the most effective ways to deliver nutrients to the body. Read the rest of this entry »
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The very first animated porn flick, brought to you by your good friends at Naked Circus.
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