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The Magic Butterfly ‘Dip Stick’

January 9, 2009 in Weekly World Nudes by NPI | Permalink

You need to drain your oil pan

BUTTERFLY sex is not as elegant an affair as you might think. It seems that male monarch butterflies conduct an all-out sperm war based on a crude measure of how much sperm is stored inside a female from a previous mating.

During sex the males physically restrain the females for an entire day while injecting them with a fluid which contains fertile sperm as well as seemingly functionless cells without nuclei.

Michelle Solensky of The College of Wooster in Ohio paired male monarch butterflies with a selection of females that had had different numbers of partners. Read the rest of this entry »

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Picture This: Let's See Dan Quayle Spell this Wrong

October 31, 2008 in Weekly World Nudes by Associated Nudity | Permalink

Yes, dear readers, time for yet more Mysteries of Nature and the latest in our series of phallic potatoes…

This one looks like it could use some viagra.

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Picture This: Mr. Carrot “head”

October 27, 2008 in Weekly World Nudes by Associated Nudity | Permalink

In the latest of our Mysteries of Nature pieces we have a carrot. This one is not quite as “developed” as the last one. He obviously needed testosterone shots during adolescence.

This one may need enlargement surgery.

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Picture This: Porca

October 23, 2008 in Weekly World Nudes by Associated Nudity | Permalink

Yes, dear readers, more in our Mysteries of Nature series. The first mystery being “How many bloody gallons of blood does it take to fill that thing?”

John underwent surgery Tuesday to repair the torn ligaments in his elbow suffered as a result of this handjob.

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Isabella Rossellini to Make New Green Porno Films

October 14, 2008 in Weekly World Nudes by Associated Nudity | Permalink

8 New Episodes About the Sex Life of Marine Animals

Talk about a case of the crabs...

We recently wrote bout Isabella Rosselini’s “Green Porno” short films about the sex life of insects. Well, seems like they found an audience because it was just announced that she’s going to work on a new series about the sex life of marine animals. We can expect to learn about the shrimp, squid, anchovy, barnacle, limpet, starfish, elephant seal, angler fish and Right whale. Read on for more details. Read the rest of this entry »

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Online Dating New Tool for Zoos with Rare Species

October 8, 2008 in Weekly World Nudes by Associated Nudity | Permalink

This satanic leaf-tailed gecko may look innocent, but you should see his doggy style.

COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA– Attention, amorous guys: Killarney’s an Australian cutie, but woo her with care.

The feisty gal once swatted at a beau who got a little close, and gave another poor fellow the cold shoulder during their introduction.

Undaunted, Killarney’s friends keep updating her online profile in the hope of finding her Mr. Right. Like many of her contemporaries, the koala might find her dream date waiting somewhere in the files of a computerized matchmaking service, keepers at the Riverbanks Zoo theorize. Read the rest of this entry »

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Picture This: (Yet More) Mysteries of Nature

September 22, 2008 in Weekly World Nudes by Associated Nudity | 1 comment

We’ve brought you the Southern Pacific Sea Penis and Long Dong Tuber. Well, dear readers, now we another all natural treat for you. Presenting the John Holmes Carrot.

We're hoping that isn't a sperm sample in the bag.

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Giant Ice Penis – is Climate Change to Blame?

September 17, 2008 in Weekly World Nudes by Associated Nudity | Permalink

The Iceman cometh...a frozen mess

BRANSFIELD STRAIT, ANTARCTICA– If there was any doubt about the terrible threat that global warming poses to humanity, then it can now be dismissed – as this shocking photograph proves that climate change is turning icebergs into giant penises.

The cockberg was photographed by Andy Rouse* in the Bransfield Strait near Antarctica. Read the rest of this entry »

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