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MIAMI, FLORIDA – Apparently Olivia Munn has been having QUITE the time at Super Bowl XLIV in Miami. She spent Saturday night (Feb. 6) tweeting from a night club. We’ve included her tweets below but be warned her TwitPics are NSFW (or really, anybody for that matter. Yikes).

Olivia tweets: Read the rest of this entry »

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Great, now I have a disabled midget fetish. Thanks Naked Circus!

Great, now I have a disabled midget fetish. Thanks Naked Circus!

The Internet is bursting with porn for virtually every fetish, and elderly and disabled smut are sadly no exception.

Nude pics of mentally retarded and handicapped women can be easily found posted on message boards and blogs, while hundreds of sites promote “granny porn” or senior citizen sex – all of which could become illegal under the proposed Massachusetts law. Read the rest of this entry »

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Lord of the Screams?

Lord of the Screams?

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS – The Internet is bursting with porn for virtually every fetish, and elderly and disabled smut are sadly no exception.

Nude pics of mentally retarded and handicapped women can be easily found posted on message boards and blogs, while hundreds of sites promote “granny porn” or senior citizen sex – all of which could become illegal under the proposed Massachusetts law. Read the rest of this entry »

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The eighth dwarf, Peepee, giving the Ass Midget a come hither look.

DUNEDIN, NEW ZEALAND– Nude dwarfs in sexual poses have been banned from the Dunedin Public Art Gallery.

Otago Polytechnic School of Art head of sculpture Michele Beevors says the six dwarf figures – some in graphically sexual positions – have been censored from her “Debbie Does Disney” exhibition, which opens in the gallery today.

“I’ve never been censored before. It’s just bizarre,” she said yesterday.

“I’ve stood up at art school in the past against censorship of students’ works. They told me the Rita Angus curator didn’t like the dwarfs … He thought too many little old ladies going to the Rita Angus exhibition would be offended.”

The Te Papa-curated Rita Angus “Life and Vision” exhibition includes several nude self-portraits of the artist. Read the rest of this entry »

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At Naked Circus we like to applaud midgets who achieve their life's goal of appearing topless in a British tabloid.

At Naked Circus we like to applaud midgets who achieve their life's goal of appearing topless in a British tabloid.

MY heart thudded as I stood on my tiptoes to reach the newsagent’s shelf. I jumped up, grabbed the magazine and found the page I’d been looking for.

“Wow,” I gasped.

The model had dark locks and full red lips. Her cleavage was spilling out as she posed in a pair of French knickers.  Read the rest of this entry »

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“Where the naked midget girls at?”

“Where the naked midget girls at?”

CANTON, ILLINOIS– City officials in Canton said topless midget oil wrestling is what forced them to yank a bar’s liquor license.

Outskirts Bar and Grill lost their license for two months after the city said they violated an ordinance.

In August the bar hosted what they call “midget wrestling”.

Bar owner Kim Scott said one of the performers took off her top during the event. Read the rest of this entry »

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“I'm a plumpy!”

“I'm plumpy now!”

Porn king Blue Blake lets it all hang out in his Confessions

In literature’s roster of wonderful opening lines, Blue Blake may not be as pithy as Melville (“Call me Ishmael.“) as evocative as du Maurier (“Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again.” or as quotable as Dickens (“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.” But for sheer memorability, it’s hard to beat Blake’s “Can somebody stop that bloody Doberman licking Caesar’s balls?

Thus begins Out of the Blue: Confessions of an Unlikely Porn Star, Blake’s hilarious memoir of his experience in the sex industry. Having been a dancer (legit and erotic,) a prostitute, an actor (legit and erotic) and producer, the beefy Brit has quite a tale to tell. The porn star and producer spoke to Bay Windows, while on holiday in London, about letting it all hang out for all the world to see. Read the rest of this entry »

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“Hi ho, hi ho, it’s up the butt we go.”

A year ago we started selling a line of army, airforce and navy themed gay sex toys which went by the name of Domestic Partner. The range has since been relaunched as Target Practice, but one product in the original range achieved near mythical status in the LoveHoney office because even though we put it on every single order, it never arrived. We began to think that it simply didn’t exist, or it was a wind-up to see if we could be fooled into ordering any product, no matter how crazy (we can). So it was a joy to meet the Ass Midget in person at Venus. I’ve bought one for the front garden. Read the rest of this entry »

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