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DALLAS, TEXAS – Every night, thousands of vegetables are abused by horny Americans.
Vegetables with Quick and Creamy Dip
Apparently, people are having alone time with their produce instead of simply buying sex toys from Sara’s and it’s not right.
Spokesperson Gary Krupkin says, “It’s a long, simmering problem in our society. Political correctness demands that we address vegetable abuse in all forms. Nobody wants to hurt vegetables, yet every night they are abused.” Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Kinks & Fetishes, Masturbation, Sex Sells, Sex Toys, Twitter
Charles Edward Meaux Jr. (Santa Ana Police Department)
A police helicopter was sent to the 2000 block of North Bush Street around 11:45 a.m. Wednesday after Santa Ana police were flooded with calls about the naked man who was performing a sexual act either to or at drivers, according to Santa Ana police Cpl. Anthony Bertagna. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Crimes, Masturbation, Nudity, Sex in Strange Places, Twitter
IRVINE, CALIFORNIA – Here’s one of the more appalling cases you’ll ever hear of a cop getting off, first literally and then figuratively. Cop pulls over stripper, ejaculates on her during the traffic stop and is acquitted of any wrongdoing. The basic facts:
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Tags: Crimes, Lawsuits, Masturbation, Stripper, Twitter, WTF?
DUNN, NORTH CAROLINA – Dunn Police are looking for a man for whom they have little description other than he was naked. The man allegedly exposed himself to an employee at Payless Shoe Source at 560 E. Jackson Blvd. in Dunn.
The man reportedly walked in wearing a dark shirt and blue jeans. A few minutes later, when the employee walked down one of the aisles, she said she saw the man standing in front of a mirror, naked. He was reportedly touching himself. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Crimes, Exhibitionism, Masturbation, Nudity, Twitter
Silvio Berlusconi at a news conference: in new purported recordings he apparently discusses male orgasms and female masturbation. Photograph: Pier Paolo Cito/AP
Berlusconi has sought to make light of the release this week of a series of tapes, saying Italians knew he was “no saint”. But he did not deny their authenticity, although his lawyer had earlier claimed they were fake. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Famous Folk, Masturbation, Politics & Politicians, Prostitute, Sex Tape
A sketch of the chubby naked man
According the Arizona Daily Sun, police say the victim was walking northbound on Patterson at Lockett around 2:30 Wednesday afternoon, when the suspect pulled his car beside her as asked her to get in.
The woman says the man was naked and masturbating.
After she said no and walked off, the man eventually got out of his car naked and grabbed her. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Crimes, Insanity, Masturbation, Nudity, Sex in Strange Places
“Ain't nothing wrong with a little beef jerky.”
But this is a case of clearly too much information.
So when a Dade City mother looked outside her home and saw her 19-year-old son dancing the lonely mambo, it was a bit much.
The mother yelled.
The son, Antwan L. Grandberry, 19, stopped ringing his chimes and walked around to the front and rang something else: the doorbell, reports tampabay.com. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Crimes, Humor & Weirdness, Masturbation, Penis
Who knew that mom was right?
But there’s a danger that a new study linking masturbation and prostate cancer might set us back 100 years or so.
Because it suggests that “self-pleasure” may be bad for men. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Humor & Weirdness, Masturbation, Sex Science
Your mother always warned you...
SURREY, UNITED KINGDOM– Chris Nicholls, 23, collapsed after getting over-excited as he viewed the blue movie in his bedroom, an inquest heard.
He died of a cardiac arrest weeks after having open-heart surgery.
His body was found by his mum Clare at the family home in Redhill, Surrey. At the inquest she asked pathologist Dr Mary Sheppard, who examined Chris after his death, whether the heart attack was brought on by the film.
She said: “Christopher was watching a blue movie when I found him.”
Tags: Humor & Weirdness, Masturbation, Pervarchy UK!, Pornography
Jeff Pearlman has a new book coming out in September called Boys Will Be Boys, which chronicles the Cowboys during the Aikman-Smith-Irvin glory years. Tucked inside the book is a chapter called “The Last Naked Warrior,” which is a nickname defensive end Charles Haley used for himself. Haley, if you recall, was a goddamn beast of a pass rusher, and also a legendary asshole. But what you may not know about Haley is that he was:
A) Legitimately insane
B) Hung like Milton Berle
C) Liked jacking off in front of teammates and coaches
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Tags: Exhibitionism, Famous Folk, Humor & Weirdness, Masturbation, Sports
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