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Where lingerie models go to die--Da Bliss
Unlike The Miss Universe pageant, the organizers of Lingerie Football League are at least honest about how they choose their participants.
“We make no bones about it.” Said Stephon McMillen, media director for the Los Angeles team. “We have to be able to pull fans into the arena so we looked for players that are beautiful, but they also have to be athletic and definitely have confidence.”
The players are gorgeous, freakishly tall and ridiculously skinny….(with the exception of having huge boobs- there isn’t much for these women to grab on to when making a tackle.) Read the rest of this entry »
Rumor has it that Six Flags will use the device as the basis for a new ride.
JAPAN–Triumph international, the same guys who came up with the eminently practical Chopstick Bra, have channeled their proudly insincere energies into fake-solving Japan’s declining marriage rate. Behold… The Marriage Hunting Bra.
The garment’s described objective is to allow marriage-minded women to essentially wear their ambitions, with a chest-mounted countdown clock (to what?) , pen and seal holster (for signing marriage contracts), and a ring receptacle that beeps “The Wedding March” when filled.
The whole assemblage looks like it would attract more unsolicited boob-touches than marriage proposals, but boob-touching is a known precursor to matrimony. Fact. In other news, somewhere in a quiet suburb of Tokyo, a retired feminism professor just swallowed a gun. Read the rest of this entry »
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A Brazilian woman who was shot in the chest by robbers on a bus survived the attack because she had stuffed money into her bra.
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SALVADOR, BRAZIL– Local media reported that the woman was travelling on the bus on Saturday in the northeastern Brazilian state of Bahia when it was held up by two armed men.
The incident took place in Bahia’s capital, Salvador, where 58-year-old Ivonete Pereira travelling to her summer home in the nearby town of Lauro de Freitas. Read the rest of this entry »