Ian Stafford, the ex-mayor of a Lancashire village, was jailed for two years Photo: PA

A part-time handyman and gardener, he had been employed for years by some of his victims who trusted him with keys to their homes.

But while alone Stafford, a bachelor, would creep into their bedrooms, rifle through underwear draws and masturbate before replacing the knickers and also stealing some of the garments.

One suspicious homeowner who began to notice the thefts then planted hidden cameras – which captured one episode with Stafford in the bedroom naked from the waste down acting out his fantasy, the court was told.

The 14-minute DVD was passed to police and Stafford’s home searched where officers found stolen underwear which were marked with the women’s names on them, the court heard.

Stafford, of Sandycroft Place, Preesall, who resigned as mayor after being arrested, was jailed for two years after pleading guilty at an earlier hearing to three counts of burglary with a further count taken into consideration.

The charges relate to the homes of four women in Poulton-le-Fylde and Stalmine in Lancashire.

After hobbling into court using a walking stick, past his victims in the public gallery, his jaw dropped as he was sent down by Judge Heather Lloyd, who told him his actions were ”bluntly revolting”.

”Your private desires or fantasies which should only be your concern became public when you decided to do what you did in the homes of those who trusted you,” she told him.

”To masturbate into a woman’s underwear and place it back in the draw, repeatedly, as seen in the DVD, as you have done in other homes is bluntly revolting and the impact on your victims is high.”

The court heard the victims were ”embarrassed, disgusted and shocked” to discover how the man they trusted was getting his ”sexual kicks”.

Courtesy Telegraph.co.uk: United Kingdom

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Women travelling with the national carrier Air Niugini are fed up with one or many baggage handlers nicking their knickers.

Four women, who wish to remain nameless, told AAP how their best undergarments were stolen from luggage when travelling on domestic flights leaving the capital Port Moresby.

One tourist on a brief stay in PNG said her bag’s lock was broken and the only item missing were g-strings and lace hipster briefs.

“I could not believe it. I was shocked, it’s just too creepy,” she said.

“I have travelled all around the world and this is the first time something like this has happened,” she said.

Another woman visiting her mother in Lae, on PNG’s northwest coast, discovered her pink panties were gone.

“What makes it weirder is that I had much more valuable items to steal than my underpants,” she said.

Another woman said Air Niugini had asked for a statuary declaration and receipts as proof when offering compensation for the stolen items.

“I was in the Highlands, Mt Hagen, of all the places in PNG, and had to ask the police for a stat dec to claim payment from Air Niugini for the lost items,” she said.

Air Niugini officials told AAP they would get to the bottom of the issue.

“We have spoken with frontline staff about missing luggage or stolen items.

“We are unaware of that particular item being targeted,” a spokeswoman said.

Courtesy Stuff.co.nz: New Zealand

Teese adjusts her wonderbra

The 37-year-old, who signed with Wonderbra last year, poses in a black bra and matching undies while she applies bright red lipstick in one ad for the new “Sparkle Teese” line.

And the model, actress and burlesque star fastens a bra in another while seductively staring into a mirror.

Styles include the Multi Teese Party Edition bra and thong set, which features elegant velvet straps, bow detail and sequins, according to the Daily Mail.

There’s also a red and black set that comes high on the waist and boasts suspenders, a black lace bra and knicker set, and a red and black lace cleavage-enhancing bra for ladies who aren’t as endowed as Von Teese in that area.

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Her toddler son ran around the Kingfisher Airlines ‘plane without a nappy on and at one stage Miss Irby tossed a soiled nappy onto a row of seats behind her, it is alleged.

The 30-year-old defendant also became abusive towards airline staff when the captain ordered them not to give her any more alcohol, Isleworth Crown Court in London heard.

Miss Irby, who attended court with her Old Etonian father Paul Aschan, denies being drunk on an aeroplane.

Bill McGivern, prosecuting, told the court that Miss Irby, of Fulham, west London, began drinking red wine shortly after boarding the 11-hour flight from Bangalore to Heathrow in March this year.

Shivaneji Sharma, a flight attendant, told the jury Miss Irby had drunk three to four glasses of wine in the first 90 minutes of the flight and added: “Her speech was slurred. She was asking for more and more red wine.

“She had absolutely no clue about the child and the way she was behaving was not tipsy, but drunk.”

Mr McGivern said that at one point Miss Irby took off her skirt, revealing her black G-string, before changing into a pair of leggings in her seat in row 26 near the back of the aircraft.

Another flight attendant, Arpita Mehra said: “She was too drunk at that time that she herself didn’t know what she was doing.”

Mr McGivern said the defendant became friendly fellow passenger Mr Melia, 36, who was sitting behind her. Mr Melia’s girlfriend was also on the flight.

Brilliant!

Ms Mehra said: “She was travelling with her kid and she was not in a state that could take care of her child.

“The child was all on his own and was crying in the cabin. She was busy with the guest sitting behind her.

“They were having a conversation and getting personal with each other and the child was crying.

“The man was leaning forward and grabbing hold of her breast and they were kissing each other.”

Asked how Miss Irby reacted, she replied: “She was enjoying it.”

Neil Saunders, defending, suggested to the air stewardess that Mr Melia – who is not before the court – had in fact touched Miss Irby’s upper arm, but she insisted it was her breast.

Ms Mehra added: “She was behaving in an unruly manner.”

Saloni Khanna, director of the crew on flight number IT001, said that at one point she saw Miss Irby sprawled across four seats and added: “Her skirt had risen up to the waist and her underpants were visible. The child had dirtied his diapers and she wasn’t aware. I told the crew to take care of the child. “

After four hours the captain ordered his staff to refuse to serve any more alcohol to Miss Irby.

At one point, Miss Irby and Mr Melia allegedly told a crew member: “You can’t say no to us.”

Cabin crew director Saloni Khanna said Miss Irby stuck up her middle finger at her. Mr Saunders suggested she had just waved her hand, which she rejected.

The prosecutor said Miss Irby repeatedly pushed the button to call members of staff, and at one stage called one of them a “bitch”.

Mr McGivern added: “At another point she complained about diamonds having been stolen and asked to be given a bottle of wine in lieu of that.”

After allegedly fondling Miss Irby, Mr Melia had an argument with another man and slapped him on the hand, the court was told, then had a row with his girlfriend at the back of the plane which led staff to call the police, asking them to attend on their arrival at the airport.

Miss Irby was arrested when the flight landed. A police officer believed that she was still drunk when he attended, the jury heard.

In a police interview Miss Irby, whose late grandfather Robert Henderson was chairman of private bank Kleinwort Benson, said she was a single mother and was very tired on the flight.

She said she had no more than four or five glasses of wine during the flight and as she had not eaten properly it had affected her more than normal.

Mr McGivern added: “She did not accept there was anything inappropriate with a male on the flight and didn’t accept she had thrown a dirty nappy.”

She denied exposing her underwear when getting changed and said her memory was “foggy”.

Asked by police if she was drunk she said: “I wouldn’t normally get drunk like this on this amount of alcohol.”

The court heard when asked if she knew it was an offence to be drunk on a plane, she replied: “Yeah, I’m sorry.”

The trial continues.

Courtesy Telegraph.co.uk: United Kingdom

Chesterfield magistrates were told that Kevin Cope (34) had placed ads in the lonely hearts columns in the local press, but to no avail.

“He had a negative response from people taking the mickey out of him. He saw these knickers and went to get them,” said Denney Lau, in mitigation.

Paul Goddard was at his home in Langwith Junction on 24th July when he heard noises outside and looked through his kitchen window.

“He saw a man grab a handful of knickers off the washing line. He was shocked and asked the defendant what he was doing,” said Becky Mahon, prosecuting.

“The defendant dropped the knickers and said: ‘Sorry’ and ran off up the road and got into a car.”

Mr Goddard took the wheel and followed Cope, who pulled up at Ollerton and spoke to a man at the roadside before continuing his journey.

Mr Goddard then obtained Cope’s name from the other man and reported details of the incident and Cope’s vehicle at Ollerton police station.

“Nothing was stolen but he felt the items would have been taken if he had not intervened,” added Miss Mahon.

Cope was interviewed and initially told police he had never been to Langwith Junction in his life.

Cope, a cake factory worker, of Nicholson Street, Newark, admitted theft of ladies’ and girls’ knickers.

He was fined £149, with £60 costs last Wednesday, after the bench was told he had no previous convictions.

“He denied the offence to police at first because he was embarrassed. He is a very lonely person and he’s not had a girlfriend since school time,” said Mr Lau.

“I have no expertise in this department but I believe this was low-value theft.”

Mr Lau added that Cope was going through a difficult period because his father was ill and he had recently moved out of his parents’ home.

Courtesy Chad.co.uk: United Kingdom

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Mike Duvall was unaware a microphone at his table was turned on when he began to regale a colleague with explicit details of his extra-marital sex life.

The married father-of-two, who sits on the California State Assembly and is friends with Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, boasted about his two affairs. (Video after the jump.)

The 54-year-old did not realise his remarks were being recorded by engineers about to broadcast the meeting held in the California state capital of Sacramento.

Duvall was heard telling one colleague: ‘So, I am getting into spanking her. Yeah, I like it. I like spanking her. She goes, ‘I know you like spanking me.’ I said, ‘Yeah! Because you’re such a bad girl!”.

As his Republican colleague listens, Duvall continues saying: ‘She wears little eye-patch underwear.

‘So,the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And so, we had made love Wednesday – a lot!’

At the same meeting he also spoke about his other affair, believed to be with a lobbyist from an energy company.

‘Oh, she is hot! I talked to her yesterday,’ he said.

‘She goes, ‘So are we finished?’ I go, ‘No, we’re not finished.’

You know about the other one, but she doesn’t know about you!’

Duvall even gave clues to the identity of his mistress as he continued to boast about his sex life.

‘And so her birthday was Monday,’ he said.

‘I was 54 on June 14, so for a month, she was 19 years younger than me. I said, ‘Now, you’re getting old. I am going to have to trade you in.’

‘And she goes, ‘I’m 36.’ She is 18 years younger than me. And so I keep teasing her, and she goes, ‘I know you French men. You divide your age by two and add seven, and if you’re older than that, you dump us.”

Duvall, who has two grown up sons, has refused to make any comment over the scandal which has rocked the state capital.
It has been made worse after it was revealed one of the women he was seeing is a lobbyist for an energy company.

Duvall, who was elected to the state assembly in 2006, is vice chairman of the Committee on Utilities & Commerce which overseas contracts for power supply to California.

Local media have named one of his mistresses as 36-year-old Heidi DeJong Barsuglia, a lobbyist for the energy company Sempra.

‘Their relationship is the worst-kept secret in Sacramento,’ said another lobbyist.

‘He’s old and fat. She’s hot, blonde and about 20 years younger. He could have never got a woman like that before he got this job.’

The recording of Duvall, a former Mayor of the California city of Yorba Linda, was made on July 8th as he prepared for a committee meeting which was to be broadcast on a local cable channel.

The recording was leaked earlier this week to the local TV station KCAL9.

When they confronted Duvall he fled red-faced from their reporter.

The Harley Davidson-riding Duvall is known for his conservative principles and has spoken out against gay marriage.

Both of the women he was involved with are reported to be married.

Courtesy of The Daily Mail UK

Curators at Kensington Palace inspecting the fine linen chemise and split drawers which were worn by Queen Victoria Photo: PA

LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM – The linen bloomers and chemise were designed for the British Queen at the end of the 19th century.

They have now been given “national designated status” by the Museums, Libraries and Archives Council, an award exclusively given to items of both national and international significance.

The bloomers are stored at Kensington Palace in West London and form part of the Royal Ceremonial Dress Collection which is composed of 12, 000 items that were all once worn by royalty and courtiers from the 17th century until the present day.

With a 50-inch waist and an impressive 66 inch bust, Britain’s longest-reigning monarch’s underwear are embroidered with a small crown and the initials VR, and also have a number to ensure they could be kept track of when sent to the laundry.

Vanessa Savage, a textiles expert at Hanson’s Auctioneers said that Victoria’s knickers are extremely plain and “made of a soft, fine cotton and sewn by hand, with fine attention to stitchwork, and the minute sewing would have taken days.”

Like other ladies of the late-Victorian era, the Queen wore open-crotch knickers whose separate legs were joined by a draw-string at the waist.

Courtesy Telegraph.co.uk: United Kingdom

Reg grundies has topped Australia's list of favourite terms for undies / Supplied

A study has finally got to the bottom of the age-old question: what’s the best word for undies?

The rather unscientific study by adventure gift supplier Adrenalin revealed “reg grundies” as Australia’s favourite term for knickers.

“Budgie smugglers”, “fart filters”, and “banana hammock” fell behind in the race for the title, but they reportedly had a crack.

“Sausage sling,” “wiener warmer,” “fire break”, and “Nut Hut” were favourites amongst the blokes while women went for “bush basket”, “bum floss” and “fundies”.

Other more unusual terms included “sausage pouch”, “nut hut”, and “Underpanticus maximus”.

Victoria had the not-so-prestigious honour of being the only state to have a term nicknamed after Premier John Brumby.

AC/DC also got a mention with “acca daccas” among the final list.

Final List

Sausage Sling
Wiener Warmer
Skidy Scrapers
The Incubators
Foundation Wear
Acca Daccas
Curtains
Fart Filters
Boggle Pants
Wedges
Fudgeamudges
Crocodile Undies
Beaver Covers
Sausage Pouch
Bum Baggers
Fart Filters
Nut Hut
Tightie Whities
Dude Hiders
Egg-cups
Grundies
Fun Daks
Buttbags
Scungies
Dakkers Bush Basket
Bum Floss
Potato Sack
Duds
Fundies
Butt Huggers
Jewel Cases
Tightie Whities
Skid Pans
Reg Grundies
Tackle Bag
Skidmark Holders
Dag Catchers
Scruts
Jokies
Willy Warmer
Canon Keeper
Bum Warmers
Cotton Bottom
Mooshies
Pinkers
Skiddies
Fundies
Jean Savers
Boodgy Fire Break
Jangles
Underdacks
Tackle Box Covers
Nut Hut
Sausage Sling
Scruds
Clacker Covers
Underpanticus Maximus
Bumderdaks
Dakes
Geeto
Bobblies
Mr. Happy Pants
Joxs
Scungeys
Snag Slinger
Boodundies
Ninnies
Skid Markers
Passion Killers
Bum Socks
Y-fronts
John Brumbies
Man Protectors

Courtesy News.com.au

As if we didn't feel sorry enough for Philip

The 83-year-old monarch was due to visit the plant in Jamaica in 1994, but her advisers rethought the trip when they discovered what was manufactured there.

The story came to light after messages sent by US diplomats were made public under American freedom of information rules.

One note, called ‘No undies, we’re British’, read: “Evidently no one bothered to ask management at the chosen plant in Montego Bay’s free zone exactly what sort of garments they assembled. When the answer came back ‘women’s underwear’, the decision was quickly made to move the tour to a T-shirt manufacturing facility (after, presumably, Her Majesty’s advance man was revived with smelling salts).”

Another message claims Prince Charles was “the star attraction” at a yearly cultural event which took place in United Arab Emirates (UAE).

It adds the 60-year-old royal spent “hours at the camel races, listening to (and stoically remaining awake for) Arabic poetry and ballads”.

News of the queen’s aversion to underwear will come as a surprise to one set of Lancashire school children, who posted her designs for new knickers she should wear earlier this year.

A school spokesman said at the time: “The designs reflected the concern felt by the children about the queen’s comfort and the length of time she has to spend sitting. Many of the designs were fitted with padding and one pair even had an air bag.”

The queen’s Lady in Waiting Susan Hussy wrote back to the class, saying: “Her Majesty thought it kind of them to take such care with their work and to produce such imaginative designs.”

Courtesy MonstersAndCritics.com