The bespectacled man, who is around 40, repeatedly sneaked up behind a 20-year-old employee on consecutive weekends.

CCTV footage shows the 5ft 9in balding ginger weirdo pretending to pick items off shelves before crouching behind the shelf stacker.

With his face near his victim’s bum, he seemed to be taking a sniff – and once got so close his nose touched the man.

The unnamed Co-op worker, of Plymouth, Devon, said: “I thought it was all a bit strange. I was shocked and couldn’t believe he was in the aisle for that long.”

Cops are asking for witnesses to the October 31 and November 7 attacks.

Det Con Steve White said: “It’s a bizarre incident. The shop was full of people. Someone must have seen the man.”

Courtesy of The Sun UK

The interviewer neglected to ask whether or not his penis put on its little white hood before sex.

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – Singer John Mayer is giving true meaning to the text messaging term T.M.I. (too much information) as his recent interview with Playboy magazine hit the internet today, exposing his love for porn, his penis being a white supremacist and how sex with Jessica Simpson is like being on crack cocaine.

The “Your Body Is A Wonderland” singer also discussed his love for actress Jennifer Aniston, how he enjoys teen sensation Miley Cyrus’ music and how he gets a ‘hood pass’ from African Americans.

Known for his off-color sense of humor, Mayer’s Lagavulin scotch-infused conversation with Playboy contributing editor Rob Tannebaum has already sparked controversy on the internet -including his beloved rant-platform Twitter where he has 3 million followers- leading many to question if the 32-year-old singer is racist. (Or maybe he shouldn’t talk while drinking?)

Here are a few excerpts (WARNING: Some of the material isn’t suitable for readers under 18)

On his love of porn:
When I watch porn, if it’s not hot enough, I’ll make up backstories in my mind. My biggest dream is to write pornography.

On Jennifer Aniston:
We just have a regard for each other’s feelings that is pretty intense. It’s been a deep relationship, and it’s no longer taking place at all. Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons? … I’ll always be sorry that it didn’t last. In some ways I wish I could be with her. But I can’t change the fact that I need to be 32.

On his relationship with Jessica Simpson:
That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me… Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm… There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, “I want to quit my life and just f*ckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*ck you, I would start selling all my sh*t just to keep f*cking you.”

PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?

MAYER: I don’t think I open myself to it. My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f*ckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my d*ck.

PLAYBOY: Let’s put some names out there. Let’s get specific.

MAYER: I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She’s superhot, and she’s also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she’d be like, “Yeah, I sucked his d*ck. Whatever.” And you’d be like, “What? We weren’t talking about that.” That’s what “Heartbreak Warfare” is all about, when a girl uses jealousy as a tactic.

For the complete interview, click here. Very interesting.

Courtesy Examiner.com

Ian Stafford, the ex-mayor of a Lancashire village, was jailed for two years Photo: PA

A part-time handyman and gardener, he had been employed for years by some of his victims who trusted him with keys to their homes.

But while alone Stafford, a bachelor, would creep into their bedrooms, rifle through underwear draws and masturbate before replacing the knickers and also stealing some of the garments.

One suspicious homeowner who began to notice the thefts then planted hidden cameras – which captured one episode with Stafford in the bedroom naked from the waste down acting out his fantasy, the court was told.

The 14-minute DVD was passed to police and Stafford’s home searched where officers found stolen underwear which were marked with the women’s names on them, the court heard.

Stafford, of Sandycroft Place, Preesall, who resigned as mayor after being arrested, was jailed for two years after pleading guilty at an earlier hearing to three counts of burglary with a further count taken into consideration.

The charges relate to the homes of four women in Poulton-le-Fylde and Stalmine in Lancashire.

After hobbling into court using a walking stick, past his victims in the public gallery, his jaw dropped as he was sent down by Judge Heather Lloyd, who told him his actions were ”bluntly revolting”.

”Your private desires or fantasies which should only be your concern became public when you decided to do what you did in the homes of those who trusted you,” she told him.

”To masturbate into a woman’s underwear and place it back in the draw, repeatedly, as seen in the DVD, as you have done in other homes is bluntly revolting and the impact on your victims is high.”

The court heard the victims were ”embarrassed, disgusted and shocked” to discover how the man they trusted was getting his ”sexual kicks”.

Courtesy Telegraph.co.uk: United Kingdom

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Forged ... registrar sold fake degrees

UNITED KINGDOM – Karl Woodgett, 37, sent an email asking for participants in a “pain management study” before taking the Cameroonian women to a hotel where he filmed himself spanking and caning them.

In return for their sexual favours willing participants Elsie Neh and Mbone Kemba were offered forged university degree certificates.

Woodgett, former registrar at the University of Surrey and the University of Bath, had already perfected the system with his ex-wife and her relatives.

He was today handed a nine month prison sentence, suspended for one year, and ordered to complete 200 hours of unpaid community work.

Fraud

Woodgett pleaded guilty to conspiracy to make false instruments, namely university degrees, and two counts of possessing articles for the use of fraud, namely two bogus degree certificates from the University of Bath.

Sentencing him at Bristol Crown Court, Judge David Ticehurst said: “This was a clear breach of trust by you.

“It goes to the root of what universities are about and if they have administrators such as you who are prepared to falsify documents then the whole point of that purpose is undermined.

“You have already suffered immense personal loss as a result of your actions. You have lost your job, career, professional reputation and your marriage.”

Woodgett first began to forge bachelor and masters degrees for his Cameroonian ex-wife Delphine Kah and members of her family while he worked at the University of Surrey.

Emails uncovered later by Kah’s employers discovered that he sent her long lists of potential degrees from the university and asked her to choose which she wanted for herself and family.

He went on to forge certificates for Kah, her mother, stepfather and sisters in degrees ranging from Media Studies to International Services.

Woodgett asked Kah to find other potential candidates for bogus degree certificates and established a price structure ranging from £500 for a 2.2 undergraduate degree to £1,000 for a Masters qualification with distinction.

In emails discovered later the pair joked that this new enterprise would be named “Karl and Kah’s Crooked Certificates”.

James Ward, prosecuting for the UK Border Agency, said: “This was the start of a mail order business run along the lines of a fast food takeaway where customers recorded their orders with a number.”

He added: “He did not want Kah for sex but to indulge his spanking fetish with her because she had a black bottom.”

From May 2007 Woodgett was registrar at the University of Bath where he continued with his bogus degree scam.

He borrowed a colleague’s login details for a degree database and managed to slip in bogus names to be approved by senior officials at the University’s ‘senate’ meetings.

He then managed to extort blank degree certificate papers from colleagues by telling them that he was conducting a review of how certificates were printed.

In 2008 he enlisted two Cameroonian women from Bath, Elsie Neh and Mbone Kemba, to participate in a “pain management study” at a local hotel.

He filmed their spanking and caning sessions, which were consensual, and paid the women for their time.

But he later discussed the possibility of ‘paying’ them with bogus university degree certificates to advance their careers — which were later found on his computer during a police investigation.

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2835885/Women-given-fetish-degrees.html#ixzz0eW1AiWCJ

Mr Ward added: “To satisfy his sexual nature he introduced himself as ‘Dave’ and told them he was conducting a ‘pain management study’.

“He took Elsie to a hotel in Bath where various things took place of a sexual nature which he told her were for carrying out research.”

The UK Border Agency were alerted to the case amid fears it could be a major immigration threat.

Judge Ticehurst heard that Woodgett, who now lives in Ewell Minnis, Kent, was the sole carer of his two-year-old daughter from another relationship and was in danger of going bankrupt.

Kah, 31, also pleaded guilty to conspiracy to make false documents and was handed a four-month prison sentence, suspended for one year.

Courtesy The Sun: United Kingdom

Vegetables with Quick and Creamy Dip

Apparently, people are having alone time with their produce instead of simply buying sex toys from Sara’s and it’s not right.

Spokesperson Gary Krupkin says, “It’s a long, simmering problem in our society. Political correctness demands that we address vegetable abuse in all forms. Nobody wants to hurt vegetables, yet every night they are abused.”

Though cucumbers are the spokesveggie for the cause Krupkin laments that other foods, like bananas and rutabagas, are equally abused.

Their billboards and campaign ads have caused controversy in Texas, but Krupkin says it’s all worth it if it ends the pain.

Courtesy FlashNews.com

Is this part of the film...?

Several days ago, a mother of seven in Budapest, Hungary who was living in deep poverty and unable to pay her bills, responded to an ad advertising for actors for fetish type S&M films. In Hungarian currency, she was promised as much as about $900 dollars, and told that she would only be lightly beaten, and to act like she was being tortured. And she was given a “safe word” to use, should she feel uncomfortable at any time during the filming. Everything seemed just fine. The pay seemed pretty good for some relatively safe and reasonably harmless play acting. And the company appeared to be professional enough not to raise some red flags.

The only problem was that woman was lied to. She was beaten bloody after she repeatedly called out the “safe word”, and cried for the abuse to stop, and reportedly, even the film producer came over to beat her as well. After the filming, one room was even set up like a makeshift hospital unit where an ambulance driver treated her injuries, including some bleeding wounds. The woman was so upset that she didn’t leave her home for several days afterwards, then in a shaky hand wrote to police complaining about this outrageous and unprofessional assault and battery.

Police in Hungary began an investigation and found an old abandoned house that had been purchased and retrofitted just like a crack drug house with heavy security and doors. So a Hungarian SWAT special police type team was needed for a police raid. During the raid, police handcuffed a number of persons including actors and cameramen involved in shooting another film. Three persons were charged with sexual battery charges, but are now reportedly free on bail awaiting trial and further investigation. And several websites run by the movie company were shutdown by the Hungarian authorities. Even though the company originated from Budapest, Hungary, the websites were reportedly hosted out of the Caribbean somewhere.
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Hungarian news TV ran almost a five minute story about this raid a few nights ago. Days after the film, police photographed a number of slowly healing injuries the woman still had.

Interestingly, under Hungarian law one cannot consent to be beaten, so now those arrested could now face serious sexual battery criminal charges for any previous films made, even if the actors fully consented to that filming and acting. Like most other European nations, Hungary has little or no laws regulating the adult entertainment film industry, however Hungary’s sexual battery laws made this country unsuitable for shooting these sort of abusive fetish films for this underground film company. Several more women are now making statements to police that this company went way too far as well.

In the United States, the adult film industry centered mostly around Northridge, California operates with movie permits granted by the state, open studios and allows open state inspections of film shoots for safety and legal reasons. Further, there are both legal and business associations that adult film companies belong to that set up legal boundaries for that multi-billion dollar industry. Many states and the federal government also have a number of obscenity laws, that create a legal climate of censorship and tight artistic control. And most companies closely follow the law, and have never had any legal problems. Films like this Hungarian film just aren’t filmed in the United States. It crosses way too many legal boundaries. But in some former Eastern-bloc states like Hungary, some small underground film companies operate on shoe-string budgets that produce odd films. One Website reporting service estimated the value of the film company in Hungary to only be around $25,000, not including the old home used as a movie studio. That’s pretty small compared to big multi-million dollar American adult entertainment film companies.

Another big problem with the Hungarian company was probably that the company was so unprofessionally run that it was probably more organized around satisfying the sexual desires and interests of the company’s owners and producers than it was in producing a legal and professional product. Regardless, this bizarre little film company is probably gone for good now, and the catalog of films that they produced will probably disappear as well. A strange little film company appears, then strangely, it disappears. Even the worst independent film company would have operated better than this little Hungarian company apparently did.

Well, it’s like your mother used to say: “It’s all fun until someone gets hurt. And arrested”.

Courtesy WizBangPop.com

As if jet lag wasn't bad enough

Women travelling with the national carrier Air Niugini are fed up with one or many baggage handlers nicking their knickers.

Four women, who wish to remain nameless, told AAP how their best undergarments were stolen from luggage when travelling on domestic flights leaving the capital Port Moresby.

One tourist on a brief stay in PNG said her bag’s lock was broken and the only item missing were g-strings and lace hipster briefs.

“I could not believe it. I was shocked, it’s just too creepy,” she said.

“I have travelled all around the world and this is the first time something like this has happened,” she said.

Another woman visiting her mother in Lae, on PNG’s northwest coast, discovered her pink panties were gone.

“What makes it weirder is that I had much more valuable items to steal than my underpants,” she said.

Another woman said Air Niugini had asked for a statuary declaration and receipts as proof when offering compensation for the stolen items.

“I was in the Highlands, Mt Hagen, of all the places in PNG, and had to ask the police for a stat dec to claim payment from Air Niugini for the lost items,” she said.

Air Niugini officials told AAP they would get to the bottom of the issue.

“We have spoken with frontline staff about missing luggage or stolen items.

“We are unaware of that particular item being targeted,” a spokeswoman said.

Courtesy Stuff.co.nz: New Zealand

How big would that toothpick have to be?

The attacks by 43-year-old Vietnamese labourer Pham Van Diep in early October triggered fears of random syringe attacks similar to incidents reported in Xinjiang, western China, in September.

The hunt for the attacker drew wide publicity after two women told how they had been followed and felt stabbing pains in their buttocks. One returned home and found a painful red dot on her backside.

At a court hearing Thursday, however, Diep said he followed women in Hong Kong and poked their bottoms with toothpicks because he ‘could not resist their big buttocks.’

He pleaded guilty to two assaults and was remanded in custody to allow for psychiatric reports to be prepared.

Courtesy MonstersandCritics.com

Some people see ID tags.. others see love notes

According to court documents, James Howard Patton, 38, is free on a $1,500 bond after being charged with a class A misdemeanor.

An investigator with the Houston Police Department was looking into allegations of Internet harassment lodged against Patton by his ex-girlfriend when an April 2 search warrant turned up several photos on Patton’s computer.

It was unclear from court documents whether there was more than one corpse and one incident.

Lisa Marshall, a spokeswoman for Earthman’s parent company, Service Corporation International, said the photos recovered from Patton’s computer were taken in 2004, before he was employed by Earthman at 8303 Katy Freeway.

She said Patton was taken out of service when the allegations surfaced and no longer works for the funeral home.

“These are very disturbing allegations,” Marshall said. “I hope people understand that this incident is unusual and is not indicative of what we’re like as an industry.”

Patton could not immediately be reached for comment.

Courtesy Chron.com

Fetishes range from a desire to be more than friendly with a particular body part to a penchant for leather and whips to dressing up in full-out costumes (just to take them all off at a later time). Basically, if you like anything beyond what most would label as “normal,” you probably have a fetish.

If that’s what it takes, then you have a fetish. Lucky for you there are plenty of parties for you to go to. Here’s a list of the most popular:

Regular Old Fetish Party
If you’re someone who likes to see girls in rubber outfits then you’re like most people. Going to one of these parties isn’t much of a fetish as it is an excuse to look at hot girls in tight clothes. You could stay home and watch selected scenes from Cannonball 1 and 2, but if you want to see real girls then go to a fetish party.

It will be a good time to test your affinities to the fetish world. When one girl spanks another girl with a leather paddle are you turned on or embarrassed? It’s a good test to take. Fetishparty.com can guide you easily.

Foot Fetish Party
FootNight Foot Parties are slammin’ everywhere! The Website even has a link to a song called “Toe Hoe” by a foot model. These parties are so private that you aren’t allowed to know where the party is until you register. Once you’re there, you can let yourself go. Lick and sniff feet, feel the full weight of someone standing on your face, let her feet smother your face, come enjoy face trampling.

Not enough? There’s multi-girl foot worship! You can lick whipped cream off of someone else’s feet. Snacks and beverages provided.

Age Regression and Infantilism
There are some folks who like to wear diapers. There are also some who like to roleplay someone older or someone younger. Age regression lovers love to read stories. They don’t need to party.

Then, there are the ones who like to party like a baby. Some are called “Adult baby diaper lovers” and some are called “Sissy Babies.” For those who like diaper parties, there are a lot of them going on this year. One of them notes that you should remember to bring a change of diapers. Diaperspace.com also has an ad for diaper phone sex. You can have your own party at home on your phone with a “mommy” who will say things to you that would be awkward for most.

Plushies
Some Plushies like to have sexual intercourse with stuffed animals. Some just really love their stuffed animal. This page from a Plushie site gives information on how to make it work.

Captain Packrat gives tips on how to care for your stuffed animal. This Plushie page is devoted to a stuffed fox complete with midi song from Dr. Doolittle. Since the party is between the Plushie and the stuffed animal, there isn’t much need for a get-together with humans. But Plushies are usually welcome to Furry parties.

Furries
Furries like to wear full body animal costumes. When together, they look like a convention of team mascots but the goalposts aren’t the same as football. To be sure, however, not all Furries consider their “fursonas” as a sex fetish. There are a couple of big parties every year. In Europe, there is the Eurofurence and in the U.S. there is Further Confusion. Check out pictures from last year’s Eurofurence.

Further Confusion puts on a show during the party called Furry Night Live. According the site:

“The show content is rated equivalent to US MPAA PG-13: Parents Strongly Cautioned: Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13. Any questionable content and behavior is subject to approval by the FNL Lead. In particular, excessively vulgar language, blatantly sexual situations, bondage and BDSM gear is considered unacceptable. Collars and leashes may be worn discreetly or if their use is a necessary part of the act. If in doubt, ask, and ask early.”

Here is the promotion video for Further Confusion:

Courtesy DigitalCity.com