PLYMOUTH, UNITED KINGDOM– COPS are hunting a pervert who smelt a supermarket worker’s BUM at least 20 times. (Video after the jump.) Read the rest of this entry »
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The interviewer neglected to ask whether or not his penis put on its little white hood before sex.
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – Singer John Mayer is giving true meaning to the text messaging term T.M.I. (too much information) as his recent interview with Playboy magazine hit the internet today, exposing his love for porn, his penis being a white supremacist and how sex with Jessica Simpson is like being on crack cocaine.
The “Your Body Is A Wonderland” singer also discussed his love for actress Jennifer Aniston, how he enjoys teen sensation Miley Cyrus’ music and how he gets a ‘hood pass’ from African Americans.
Known for his off-color sense of humor, Mayer’s Lagavulin scotch-infused conversation with Playboy contributing editor Rob Tannebaum has already sparked controversy on the internet -including his beloved rant-platform Twitter where he has 3 million followers- leading many to question if the 32-year-old singer is racist. (Or maybe he shouldn’t talk while drinking?) Read the rest of this entry »
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A mayor who got his ”sexual kicks” by sneaking into bedrooms to steal women’s underwear has been jailed for two years after he was caught out by a secret camera.
Ian Stafford, the ex-mayor of a Lancashire village, was jailed for two years Photo: PA
A part-time handyman and gardener, he had been employed for years by some of his victims who trusted him with keys to their homes. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Crimes, Kinks & Fetishes, Knickers, News, Pervarchy UK!, Politics & Politicians, Twitter
A UNIVERSITY registrar handed out forged degree certificates to black African women in exchange for spanking sessions to satisfy his kinky sexual desires, a court heard today.
Forged ... registrar sold fake degrees
UNITED KINGDOM – Karl Woodgett, 37, sent an email asking for participants in a “pain management study” before taking the Cameroonian women to a hotel where he filmed himself spanking and caning them.
In return for their sexual favours willing participants Elsie Neh and Mbone Kemba were offered forged university degree certificates. Read the rest of this entry »
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DALLAS, TEXAS – Every night, thousands of vegetables are abused by horny Americans.
Vegetables with Quick and Creamy Dip
Apparently, people are having alone time with their produce instead of simply buying sex toys from Sara’s and it’s not right.
Spokesperson Gary Krupkin says, “It’s a long, simmering problem in our society. Political correctness demands that we address vegetable abuse in all forms. Nobody wants to hurt vegetables, yet every night they are abused.” Read the rest of this entry »
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Is this part of the film...?
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As if jet lag wasn't bad enough
Women travelling with the national carrier Air Niugini are fed up with one or many baggage handlers nicking their knickers.
Four women, who wish to remain nameless, told AAP how their best undergarments were stolen from luggage when travelling on domestic flights leaving the capital Port Moresby.
One tourist on a brief stay in PNG said her bag’s lock was broken and the only item missing were g-strings and lace hipster briefs.
“I could not believe it. I was shocked, it’s just too creepy,” she said.
“I have travelled all around the world and this is the first time something like this has happened,” she said.
Another woman visiting her mother in Lae, on PNG’s northwest coast, discovered her pink panties were gone. Read the rest of this entry »
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How big would that toothpick have to be?
The attacks by 43-year-old Vietnamese labourer Pham Van Diep in early October triggered fears of random syringe attacks similar to incidents reported in Xinjiang, western China, in September. Read the rest of this entry »
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Some people see ID tags.. others see love notes
According to court documents, James Howard Patton, 38, is free on a $1,500 bond after being charged with a class A misdemeanor.
An investigator with the Houston Police Department was looking into allegations of Internet harassment lodged against Patton by his ex-girlfriend when an April 2 search warrant turned up several photos on Patton’s computer. Read the rest of this entry »
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UNITED STATES – If you need more than a Playboy or even a normal, willing participant to tickle your fancy, you may have a fetish.
Fetishes range from a desire to be more than friendly with a particular body part to a penchant for leather and whips to dressing up in full-out costumes (just to take them all off at a later time). Basically, if you like anything beyond what most would label as “normal,” you probably have a fetish. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Kinks & Fetishes, Recreation, Sex, Sex in Strange Places, Twitter