PLYMOUTH, UNITED KINGDOM– COPS are hunting a pervert who smelt a supermarket worker’s BUM at least 20 times. (Video after the jump.) Read the rest of this entry »
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TEMPE, ARIZONA – In one Tempe neighborhood, people are talking about an awfully big ‘carving’ turning a lot of heads.
Starr's masterpiece
“That’s disgusting,” said one woman.
“I think it’s funny,” said another. Read the rest of this entry »
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Ooops
According to GossipCop, Parker intended to point her fans to husband basketball player Tony Parker’s page, but instead directed them to a porn site.
She apparently forgot to include the number nine in the address and urged people to sign up for updates from tpnetwork, which belongs to Titanium Porn Network.
On realizing her mistake, she tweeted, “Oh, nooo! I put the wrong twitter site for my husband. It’s @tp9network. The one I put earlier goes to some porn site!!! Don’t use it!”
Courtesy XBizNewsWire.com
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Don't need the body scanner for this guy
Police were quickly on the scene, bundled Greene into a bathrobe and took him in to custody.
A folding knife was later found in the clothes which he had earlier abandoned.
Greene told police he was bipolar and off his medication.
Police said he has been charged with reckless endangerment for his driving and disorderly conduct and indecent exposure for his actions inside the terminal.
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It was the first image that came up on the search string “Boobs of Mass Destruction”
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM-– Agents for Britain’s MI5 intelligence service have discovered that Muslim doctors trained at some of Britain’s leading teaching hospitals have returned to their own countries to fit surgical implants filled with explosives, according to a report from Joseph Farah’s G2 Bulletin.
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An employee at an Australian bank has learned an important life lesson: If you’re going to check out porn while you’re at work, it’s best not to do it while you’re being broadcast on national television.
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – So you’re sitting at your desk, plodding away at whatever sort of drudgery the day has dropped in your lap, when your email alarm goes off. It’s from Phil on the third floor and it says, “Check out this hottie!” The day is long and you’re desperately bored, so you do. The young lady in the attached photo is smokin’ indeed, so after taking a moment to admire it you cast a conspiratorial whisper toward the cubicle next to yours. “Dave,” you say, “check out what Phil just sent me.” Read the rest of this entry »
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.. And avoid getting a black eye
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Sure to be a YouTube classic, this vet–educated in the masturbatory arts–explains the ins and outs of elephant ejaculation.
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Dapper Dick creator Noelle McIlwaine (left) with Pirate Hardwood and life-sized prototype (right) Photo: Joe Brown
“Let’s face it, girls like to play dress-up,” says Noelle McIlwaine, who is debuting Dapper Dicks, her first line of cock-couture at this year’s Adult Entertainment Expo. “So if you give us something to play with, and something to laugh about, you’re gonna get laid! I mean it’s a 99-percent chance that it’s gonna happen.” Read the rest of this entry »
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It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's Superdick!
NEW YORK, NEW YORK–Drawers and jaws were dropping all over town Sunday, just as fast as the bitter winter temperatures.
It was the ninth annual No-Pants Day on the city subway and practical jokers of all shapes, sizes, and underwear types joined in the gag.
Passengers who didn’t know about the tradition were stunned. Some giggled and others stared. (Video and gallery after the jump.) Read the rest of this entry »
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The Metro reports that the unidentified man, 40, showed up at Southampton General Hospital in the UK where doctors were unable to remove the pipe. So they called the Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service who safely cut the pipe off using a grinder in what a spokesman said was a “delicate operation.” Read the rest of this entry »
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