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Yes, folks, we’re a movement now. Our new ringmaster contest has obviously caught media attention as Fox News New York anchorman Ernie Anastos decides to get in on the action with this clip.

They forced the poor bastard to apologize the following night, but we know it was all a show. Don’t worry, Ernie, we won’t hold the half-hearted apology against you in this contest. Keep fucking that chicken, Ernie, keep fucking that chicken.

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Why? Because we need a ringmaster who can put things in perspective, who can supply perspective and apply wit… and he has the courage to say ‘No’ to Lauren Hutton:

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