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Originally they were going to call it a necrophiles cruise.

Originally they were going to call it a necrophiles cruise.


SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA–First a cruise for swingers. Now a voyage for . . . cougars.

That’s right, a bit of naughtiness will be hitting the high seas in December as what’s billed as the first “cougar cruise” sets sail out of San Diego.

Los Gatos, Calif.-based Singles Travel Company and singles group The Society of Single Professionals are co-sponsoring the three-night escapade aboard a Carnival ship, which is aimed at older woman who pursue younger men — or “cougars,” in contemporary lingo.
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Elderly, disabled victims prompt bill

“Can you believe that Massassachusetts wants to outlaw my career as an internet babe?”

“Can you believe that Massassachusetts wants to outlaw my career as an internet babe?”

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS– Pervs preying on the elderly or disabled could soon face harsh new penalties under a first-of-its-kind proposed law that would punish sicko peddlers of geriatric and handicapped porn the same as child pornographers. Read the rest of this entry »

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THESE grans have given up tea and cakes for something much healthier and more exciting

We're not sure whether those are fishnets or varicose veins.

We're not sure whether those are fishnets or varicose veins.

It used to be a young woman’s game, but now the over-fifties are limbering up to try their luck at pole dancing.

Here we meet three older ladies who’ve given the fun fitness craze a whirl.

THE SUPER GRAN

Joan Gallagher, 74, is a volunteer from Cambridge.

Poking out my tongue in concentration, I eyed up the challenge in front of me.

Beads of sweat quivered on my wrinkled brow and my leathered hands trembled in anticipation. Read the rest of this entry »

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Unfortunately the giant penis failed to protect us here.

Unfortunately the giant penis failed to protect us here.

NEWCASTLE, UNITED KINGDOM – A nurse on an old people’s ward who used a hospital computer to look at sexually explicit images of an elderly woman was struck off today.

Steven Bowmaker, 37, accessed the website from a computer on the ward where he worked.

A tribunal heard that he sent six images of an elderly woman in a variety of sexually explicit poses to two of his colleagues at Freeman Hospital in Newcastle.

Bowmaker, who lives in Blyth, Northumberland, did not attend the tribunal at the Nursing and Midwifery Council in London.

But he admitted all the charges in a letter in which he said he accepted what he had done was wrong. Read the rest of this entry »

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Old Lady
This is totally not Gonzalez, or a hooker.
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NEW YORK, NEW YORK – Monica Gonzalez may be an asthmatic grandmother of two. But she doesn’t look like one, okay? So maybe she still shows a little skin and she flaunts it because, after all, she has totally still got it. And maybe that’s what she was doing when she was walking down Third Avenue between 53rd and 54th streets last fall, on her way to the emergency room at Lutheran Medical Center for a new container of asthma medication. Which is when Officer Sean Spencer suddenly decided to arrest her for prostitution. According to the Daily News. Read the rest of this entry »

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A gift for our readers: a decided absence of visual references to accompany this story.

Just a year ago, on this same date and in this same space, I lamented the banishment of women from the television screen once they’ve passed the age cusp of 60 years.

And, indeed, that banishment seems to continue, although there are glimmers of change on the horizon.

As 73 million boomers start easing into their sixth decade, the biggest news in entertainment programming is the sudden sexual desirability of women old enough to be somebody’s grandmother. Read the rest of this entry »

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