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Yes... and No

Yes... and No

PRETORIA, SOUTH AFRICA – An armed robber who attacked 12 people in a house in Queenswood, Pretoria, and threatened to shoot them “one by one”, shot his own penis off with his stolen firearm.

Another robber was shot dead on the scene.

The injured robber had hidden the firearm in the front of his trousers. When he removed the weapon, a shot went off by accident, hitting him in the groin.

According to an informed source at the scene, this robber’s injury was so severe that doctors would not have been able to re-attach his penis. Read the rest of this entry »

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Jason Somerville admitted killing his wife Rebecca Chamberlain (top left) and neighbour Tisha Lowry. Photos / Simon Baker, supplied

Jason Somerville admitted killing his wife Rebecca Chamberlain (top left) and neighbour Tisha Lowry. Photos / Simon Baker, supplied

CHRISTCHURCH, NEW ZEALAND – A man who has admitted murdering two women and burying their bodies beneath his house had sex with both victims after killing them.

In Christchurch District Court this morning, Jason Paul Somerville, 33, admitted killing his wife Rebecca Chamberlain, 35, and neighbour Tisha Lowry, 28.

Police found the women’s bodies under Somerville’s Wainoni house in early September. Tisha Lowry was murdered in September 2008 after she disappeared while walking home. Rebecca Chamberlain was killed on August 30, 2009. Read the rest of this entry »

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We wonder what they do to pony rapists in the big house

We wonder what they do to pony rapists in the big house

CONWAY, SOUTH CAROLINA – A 50-year-old South Carolina man was sentenced Wednesday to three years in prison after pleading guilty for a second time within two years to having sex with the same horse.

The judge sentenced Rodell Vareen to five years in prison, but he will only have to serve three years as long as he successfully completes two years of probation and undergoes additional therapy once released from prison.

Vareen was also ordered never to go near the Lazy B Stables where the horse’s owner Barbara Kenley caught Vareen on video last summer entering her ranch 20 miles northwest of Myrtle Beach. Read the rest of this entry »

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So many things wrong with this explanation... so many

So many things wrong with this explanation... so many

NAPLES, FLORIDA – A Lehigh Acres man was arrested in Collier County Monday on charges of Indecent Exposure in Public after he allegedly exposed himself to two women in a Walmart parking lot.

The incident occurred at 5420 Juliet Blvd. in Naples.

According to a Collier County Sheriff’s Office report:

David Todd Napodano, 42, told investigators he was found naked in his van because he had “explosive diarrhea” and was using his underwear to clean himself.

The victims told investigators they were looking for their vehicle in the parking lot when they saw Napodano naked in his van and exposing himself to them. Read the rest of this entry »

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Laszlo Arsenio Horvath: America's next Top Chef may get his ingredients in unusual places (perish the thought)

Laszlo Arsenio Horvath: America's next Top Chef may get his ingredients in unusual places (perish the thought)

BITHLO, FLORIDA – Last July, Laszlo Arsenioi Horvath admitted to having had sex with his dog. He was sentenced to home confinement. Now, he has been partially released so that the man accused of having sex with his dog can attend culinary school. Yum!

This is a story that is hard to tell without getting nauseous. It is so outside the ‘norm’ (whatever ‘norm’ is) that it is just beyond the pale. But we will try. Laszlo Horvath is a 21-year-old Bithlo, Florida man. He was arrested and charged with animal cruelty after it was discovered that he had been having sex with his dog. It started with an anonymous tip to CrimeLine alleging the dog was in need of medical care. When investigators visited Horvath, he refused to pay for veterinarian care for his dog so an investigator convinced him to allow animal services to take the poor animal. Read the rest of this entry »

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Hard to imagine, but this woman may have been in a better situation the morning after the big party

Hard to imagine, but this woman may have been in a better situation the morning after the big party

GLOUCESTER, UNITED KINGDOM – A 24-year-old Tewksbury woman faces drug and larceny charges for allegedly breaking into a home while she was naked and stealing money and prescription pills.

Gloucester police were still searching for the woman, Marlene S. McNeill, on Saturday morning. McNeill is accused of breaking into a home on Cobblestone Lane on Friday and taking cash and two bottles of medication. Read the rest of this entry »

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“Hey, it's not like I did something freaky like stalk my own daughter online.”

“Hey, it's not like I did something freaky like stalk my own daughter online.”


OGDEN, UTAH– A father missed the birth of his first son after being arrested for groping a nurse on the way to the delivery room.

Police said Adam Manning sexually assaulted the nurse as she wheeled his wife into the delivery room.

The 30 year old had told the nurse she was “cute” then reached round to grab her breasts.

Police in Ogden, Utah, were called to the hospital and arrested Manning on charges of forcible sexual assault.

When later asked about his actions he said he had no idea why he carried out the assault. Police confirmed that he missed the birth of his son. Read the rest of this entry »

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Such cute dimples.

Such cute dimples.


SHEBOYGAN, WISCONSIN–Police say a Wisconsin woman stripped in front of her children in an attempt to avoid arrest for shoplifting, then scuffled with officers and exposed herself through a squad car window.

Julia E. Laack, 36, of Sheboygan was charged Friday with felony battery of a peace officer, resisting an officer, shoplifting and two counts of disorderly conduct, the Sheboygan Press reported.

The criminal complaint alleges Laack stole a bag of beef jerky and a lighter at a convenience store Thursday afternoon. Police went to her home. The complaint said she refused to come to the door and began screaming and swearing at three children in her house, telling one that the incident was all his fault. Read the rest of this entry »

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Proposal ... Karen and Stephen

Proposal ... Karen and Stephen

LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM – A RAGING dinner lady torched her boyfriend’s clothes after he suggested they take part in an ORGY.

Karen Chisholm, 34, built a bonfire in her garden and set it ablaze when randy Stephen McKee, 41, made the indecent proposal after he had been accused of having affairs.

She has now been ordered to pay him £75 compensation after appearing in court over the row last December.

But last night Karen laughed off the pair’s bust-up at a party at his house in Coatbridge, Lanarkshire.

She said: “A woman was trying to wind me up and say her and her sister had been sleeping with Stephen. Read the rest of this entry »

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inadequateOTTAWA, CANADA – The Crown is considering a dangerous offender bid for a deaf-mute man who pleaded guilty yesterday to his sixth sexual assault.

Marc Lecuyer, 31, entered his guilty plea through a sign-language interpreter.

The chubby man, clad in a baggy lumberjack shirt, watched the interpreter intently as the court heard that on Feb. 24, he followed a woman he knew into the laundry room of an apartment complex. He was captured on a surveillance camera wearing only boxer shorts. His penis was hanging out. He pointed at it while making grunting noises and humping motions with his hips. The victim put up her hand, shook her head and yelled “no.” Read the rest of this entry »

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