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Hugh Heffner reacts with horror as he realizes that Pam Anderson has had so many buttlifts that her crack has vanished.

Hugh Heffner reacts with horror as he realizes that Pam Anderson has had so many buttlifts that her crack has vanished.

FORMER Playboy Playmate bunny PAMELA ANDERSON gave HUGH HEFNER the ultimate birthday surprise by stripping naked and giving him a cake.

The saucy celebrations – which took place in April – were filmed for the new series of US TV show The Girls Next Door which premiered last night. Read the rest of this entry »

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Toxicology tests should reveal the cause of his death.

No, that's not the lapdance of death

No, that's not the lapdance of death, we're just posting more titillating photos for you, dear readers.

PORT RICHEY, FLORIDA – Until the tragic finish, Jason Transue was having quite a night at the strip club.

The 28-year-old went to the Brass Flamingo, an all-nude gentleman’s club on U.S. 19, about 8 p.m. Friday, authorities said.

He sat near the center stage to take in the entertainment. Dancer Vicky Gloria noticed he was spending money freely, so she invited him to the “Champagne Room” for a private dance.

He accepted. Read the rest of this entry »

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Not many things leave us speechless...

Not many things leave us speechless...

Imagine parking up your new SUV on a nice quiet street, to pop to the shops only to come back and see a man hitting on your car.

And when we say ‘hitting,’ we don’t mean the kind with a baseball bat.

Can’t imagine it? Read the rest of this entry »

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“He was paying for his pot the hard way.”

“He was paying for his pot the hard way.”

PORT ST. LUCIE, FLORIDA– Megan M. Douglas, an 18 year Florida woman was arrested after police found her naked at the scene of an accident. She went on to tell police that she “deals in marijuana”.

Douglas was driving a Toyota Highlander Friday night, when her SUV ran off the road and hit a utility pole. Read the rest of this entry »

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We think the biter might be the one on the right.

We think the biter might be the one on the right.

SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA– Two women in Seminole County, Fla., are accused of performing sex acts in front of children at a community pool bathroom while a third woman photographed them, according to a police report.

Seminole County sheriff’s deputies arrested Emily Hernandez and Johannie Jimenez over the weekend at the Casselberry public bathroom. Read the rest of this entry »

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Hey, we needed an image. Give us a break.

Hey, we needed an image. Give us a break.

HACKETTSTOWN, NEW JERSEY– Two New Jersey housemates got a bit of a surprise late in the night last Friday when they discovered a burglar, naked except for socks and sneakers, surfing pornography on their computer.

Jorge Arevalo was sleeping upstairs in the house in Hackettstown, NJ, when he heard what he thought was his housemate coming home at around midnight. He wondered why his housemate was walking around and making noise so much. Read the rest of this entry »

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Arthur Price Jr. is definitely a leg man.

BELLVUE, OHIO – A married father of three faces indecency charges after allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Art Price Jr, 40, was seen doing the dirty with the garden furniture at his home in Bellevue, Ohio, on four occasions by a neighbour.

The neighbour, who hasn’t been named, says that he saw Mr Price turning the table over before performing the sex acts on it. Read the rest of this entry »

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The Gassy HookerThe Gassy Hooker. We here at Naked Circus think that Mr. Nowack may have overpaid by about 20 gallons.

FORT WRIGHT, KENTUCKY – A woman was arrested and jailed in northern Kentucky last weekend, after authorities said she agreed to have sex with a man — in exchange for a $100 gasoline card.

Angela Eversole, 34, was busted following a police stakeout at a motel in the town of Fort Wright, which is essentially a suburb of Cincinnati, Ohio. Officials said the woman planned to have sex with customer Kenneth Nowak, who was the one offering the gas card. Read the rest of this entry »

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RAIGANJ, INDIA – In a bizarre incident, a young man allegedly had sex with a goat for which an FIR has been lodged against him in Uttar Dinajpur district here. Read the rest of this entry »

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Andy Warhol's Kellogg's box
Andy Warhol’s Kellogg’s Box.

Processed breakfast cereals were invented by the temperance movement in the 19th century in the United States.

The Reverend Sylvester Graham first preached the virtues of a vegetarian diet and the importance of wholemeal flour. Granula was developed from his “Graham flour” by one of his followers. It was a baked lump of wheat and water that had to be soaked overnight to be edible. It was sold at 10 times the cost of its ingredients.

Breakfast cereals today remain what economic analysts call a “high margin-to-cost business.” Read the rest of this entry »

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