Terra Nuditas

Well, brave readers, welcome to another edition of Terra Nuditas, that space devoted to bringing you the mirth and sometime madness of mankind’s sexual depravity, this being the special 888 edition. These sorts of triple dates are always held as an omen, and if the stories from the last week are any indication, humanity may not survive the 13 months until its next portentous date. Read the rest of this entry »

Well, intrepid readers, welcome to another edition of Terra Nuditas, where we bring to you the hilarity and occasional horrors of human depravity. We open today’s today’s journey into the grotesque with a tale of heroism. One time Dream Boy and former hairdresser Lee Morris saved his fellow paratroopers, who were besieged by Taliban fighters and friendly fire, from certain death. And America still thinks gays in the military is a bad idea. Read the rest of this entry »

Fans at Fenway Park did not miss a their opportunity to taunt Yankees’ star Alexander Rodriguez with pictures of his supposed ‘lover,’ Madonna. Perhaps they just wanted an exhibtion of him wielding his bat? Read the rest of this entry »

Well, dear readers, welcome again to The Naked Circus. Where we, your intrepid entertainers, scour the world of the weird to bring you the humor and occasional horrors of human depravity.

In today’s celebrity news it appears that Avril Lavigne may or may not have made a sex tape. In apparent jealousy over the attention that this has garnered Ms. Lavigne, Gene Simmons released his own sex tape. Tommy Lee is sparing us another sex tape, but has decided to release naked photos of Pam Anderson for the few remaining people that have yet to see Ms. Anderson in the buff. Has anyone explained to Tommy Lee that those people all live in a remote section of the Amazonian River Basin without internet access? Read the rest of this entry »

Withered Ronnie Wood is apparently selling a nude painting of his new teenaged mistress for £8,000. The 61 going on 90 rock star is apparently bumping wrinklies with a 19 year old cocktail waitress. Ain’t love grand. Meanwhile, in Greece, spoiled sport police stopped some innocent head games and arrested nine British tourists. And ruined the greatest TV show ever in the process. This police habit of cracking down on fun is universal, it seems. Texas authorities broke up a friendly game of naked volleyball. It wasn’t like the players were going to spike their balls. In New York City intrepid officer Sean Spencer arrested GILF Monica Gonzalez for getting her sexy on while walking to the hospital and possession of a prophylactic. What’s a poor grandpa supposed to do? Read the rest of this entry »

Greetings, dear readers, on this most mournful of days. In honor of Anna Nicole Smith’s untimely demise we are going to observe a moment of silence to our patron saint and wish her well as she’ll finally get an opportunity to hump the lately departed without interruption from her messy personal life. We are also going to declare the second Friday of every February St. Anna the Celebrity Day. Read the rest of this entry »

First, dear readers, we would like to apologize for the delay in posting to the blog. We can only plead that the member of our top secret organization that normally writes these has been exiled to Argentina by a churlish superior, who in his eagerness to punish our colleague has forgot that it’s mid summer in Buenos Aires, and the hot Argentine boys are dressed down appropriately. (Yes, the rest of us are terribly jealous, and are engaged in vainglorious attempts to annoy our bosses enough to get exiled to São Paolo or Santiago.) Read the rest of this entry »

Gerbils everywhere celebrated the news that tubing is an urban myth.

Journalists are jaded folk. We don’t say this as indictment against the profession or those dedicated individuals who report the story. It’s just a fact. If you work in news long enough, you’ll find yourself waking up one morning, unfolding the delicate front page of the Post your eyes scanning the headlines: “Man Shot,” “12 Dead,” “Battered Wife,” shrugging, your only critical thought an evaluation of the effectiveness of the headline or the hook. Read the rest of this entry »