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The world as interpreted in the wet, wild & whimsical world of Margaux F. Castaway

Reality as interpreted in the wet, wild & whimsical world of Margaux F. Castaway

When I was 17 I had a dear friend named Jeremy who coined the title phrase.

Who would have known that 16 years later it would still make me laugh?? Not me.

Today I am nostalgic, remembering that in my early adulthood I had many actual male “friends”. They taught me so much about the male psyche, priceless information, really.

The uptight, annoying, traditional straight woman you all know around the office, orifice, would kill for these secrets… Read the rest of this entry »

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TAKE ONE – as interpreted in the world of Margaux F. Castaway

I am only half naked, at the computer. I like to say the made up word “nakin.” Mornings that I have to work have never been my favorite. My jeans are faded, unbuttoned, hanging off of my moneymaker, coin slot exposed. I guess we have something in common. I am referring to my jeans…I am wearing my lucky hat, I seem to write better this way. I hate second dates even more than first ones. I hope I never have to go on one again. Be my fan! Organize a fan club, Buy our t-shirts! Send me a monetary present through PayPal. I clearly need one. I hate my neighbor. I am a lac-tard. My birthday was yesterday. I am an alcoholic. Some of this is true. Is it arrogant to think that you owe me something? Not really. How can I help you make our relationship work? Does your head hurt yet? Read the rest of this entry »

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