Results from the Great American Sex Survey deemed disappointing.
UNITED STATES – Adam & Eve is releasing more of the statistics from its Great American Sex Survey this week, and the results are… well, not all that sexy.
The 40 year-old sex toy company and adult industry leader surveyed 1,000 American adults to inquire about intimate acts and has been dribbling out the results bit by bit. Today’s leaked stat: In response to the question “How often are you having sex?” 33 percent of respondents report having sex once or twice a week, and 22 percent report only having sex one to three times a month. The next highest group (19 percent) report having sex three to four times a week – that’s more like it – but another 17 percent answered “seldom” or “never.” Read the rest of this entry »
A mayor who got his ”sexual kicks” by sneaking into bedrooms to steal women’s underwear has been jailed for two years after he was caught out by a secret camera.
Ian Stafford, the ex-mayor of a Lancashire village, was jailed for two years Photo: PA
PREESALL, UNITED KINGDOM – Ian Stafford, 59, was a church-goer and highly respected member of the community and Mayor of Preesall in Lancashire before his ”bluntly revolting” behaviour was uncovered, Preston Crown Court heard.
A part-time handyman and gardener, he had been employed for years by some of his victims who trusted him with keys to their homes. Read the rest of this entry »
HAMILTON, OHIO – Williams dealt with the grief for years before being told of an even more nightmarish crime – her sister’s body was sexually assaulted by a Hamilton County morgue worker as it was awaiting autopsy.
“I thought burying my sister was the hardest thing I’d ever had to do,” she told Hamilton County Common Pleas Court Judge Nadine Allen. “I thought we could just put it behind us and lay it to rest, but when this happened, I re-lived her death all over again.” Read the rest of this entry »
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – Porn star Joslyn James, who claims she slept with Tiger Woods, is venting her anger over the sale of golf balls which feature pictures of Woods’ alleged mistresses, including her.
She feels the spoof product promotes violence against women.
“I’ve come forward today because I feel it is wrong for a golf ball to have my picture on it,” she told television station KSBW. “As a victim of violence myself, it bothered me to think that someone would be standing with a dangerous club in their hands and hitting a ball with my face on it.”
Video of James dancing at the 2008 Las Vegas SexPo below
WELLINGTON, NEW ZEALAND – A New Zealand teenager who says she auctioned her virginity online for $32,000 to raise tuition money did not break any laws but it might be risky for her to follow through on the deal, police warned Wednesday.
The anonymous 19-year-old student offered her virginity to the highest bidder on the Web site under the name “Unigirl,” saying she would use the money to pay for her tuition. She said in a post that more than 30,000 people had viewed her ad and more than 1,200 had made bids before she accepted an offer of more than New Zealand $45,000 (US$32,000). Read the rest of this entry »
WASHINGTON DC, UNITED STATES – The FDA today approved Auxilium (AUXL)’s Xiaflex drug for Dupuytren’s contracture. Or, to translate that into language a layperson would be interested in: The FDA today approved Pfizer (PFE)’s penis-straightening drug for a related condition, claw-hand.
BNET readers will remember that Pfizer entered a $75 million pact with Auxilium for the development of Xiaflex in December 2008. And while the pair are developing the compound for use to combat Dupuytren’s contracture (where patients’ hands contract into claws), everyone knows that the other potential use Xiaflex has is for Peyronie’s disease, or curvature of the penis from a buildup of fibrous tissue in the shaft. You can see Auxilium has a trial ongoing here, and the drug in question, “AA4500,” is the same as that used in the Xiaflex trials here. Read the rest of this entry »
A UNIVERSITY registrar handed out forged degree certificates to black African women in exchange for spanking sessions to satisfy his kinky sexual desires, a court heard today.
Forged ... registrar sold fake degrees
UNITED KINGDOM – Karl Woodgett, 37, sent an email asking for participants in a “pain management study” before taking the Cameroonian women to a hotel where he filmed himself spanking and caning them.
In return for their sexual favours willing participants Elsie Neh and Mbone Kemba were offered forged university degree certificates. Read the rest of this entry »
DALLAS, TEXAS – Every night, thousands of vegetables are abused by horny Americans.
Vegetables with Quick and Creamy Dip
Sex toy company Sara’s Secret is on a mission to end the abuse of innocent vegetables by sexually frustrated citizens who haven’t been introduced to the wonders of sex toys with their Stop Vegetable Abuse campaign.
Apparently, people are having alone time with their produce instead of simply buying sex toys from Sara’s and it’s not right.
Spokesperson Gary Krupkin says, “It’s a long, simmering problem in our society. Political correctness demands that we address vegetable abuse in all forms. Nobody wants to hurt vegetables, yet every night they are abused.” Read the rest of this entry »
An employee at an Australian bank has learned an important life lesson: If you’re going to check out porn while you’re at work, it’s best not to do it while you’re being broadcast on national television.
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – So you’re sitting at your desk, plodding away at whatever sort of drudgery the day has dropped in your lap, when your email alarm goes off. It’s from Phil on the third floor and it says, “Check out this hottie!” The day is long and you’re desperately bored, so you do. The young lady in the attached photo is smokin’ indeed, so after taking a moment to admire it you cast a conspiratorial whisper toward the cubicle next to yours. “Dave,” you say, “check out what Phil just sent me.” Read the rest of this entry »
Inappropriate image of nude sunbathing taken without man’s knowledge as he sat in private garden
Google Denmark claimed that the images ‘don't show anything that can't be seen when driving around Danish roads’
COPENHAGEN, DENMARK – Google may face legal action from an unnamed man who is seeking compensation, after the search engine’s Street View cameras caught him lounging naked in his garden.
TV2 received hundreds of odd and offbeat images that were captured by the Google Street View cameras, when it suddenly came across one of an unidentified man snapped unawares in his Jutland garden.
When TV2 approached the man to inform him of his internet infamy, he was shocked to say the least. The man doesn’t own a computer and had not even heard of Google Street View. Read the rest of this entry »
UNITED STATES – Adam & Eve is releasing more of the statistics from its Great American Sex Survey this week, and the results are… well, not all that sexy.
