Investigators went to the assisted living facility in the 12700 block of West Alameda Parkway last week after the family of the victim indicated they had video of the caregiver having sex with the woman.

Police say the family installed a hidden camera in the victim’s room in late December. Investigators say the family became suspicious that the woman was being mistreated.

Police arrested 41-year-old Gabriel Paul Cabral. He’s been charged with crimes against an at risk adult.

Police say Cabral has worked at more than one assisted living facility in the area.

Cabral has been booked into the Jefferson County Jail.

Courtesy 9News.com: Television, United States

Starr's masterpiece

“That’s disgusting,” said one woman.

“I think it’s funny,” said another.

What they’re buzzing about is an 8-foot-tall penis carving that stands tall enough to be seen in the backyard of a home.

It wasn’t erected, but instead carved out of a tree in the backyard of a home. Artistic expression? A fertility statue? The homeowner says no to both.

“Just ah kind of practical joke my friends played on me,” said homeowner Adam Starr.

The carving was once a pine tree that Starr needed cut down. He said he asked some friends to help him out, but a mix of alcohol and chainsaws created the above result.

“I came back and they left me a little surprise,” said Starr. “Yeah I came home and it was actually night and they had a light fixed on it shining.”

He planned on cutting the tree down last weekend, but said his house got broken into and forced him to back away from that plan.

The city of Tempe has told him the stump must come down by Wednesday. Starr said it will come down even before that, by this weekend.

He said he’s putting it up on eBay and plans to donate the proceeds to charity.

“If you have nerves enough, I’d like you to take a picture of it and put it on TV so everyone in the Valley can see it,” said a man across the street.

Courtesy ABC15.com: Television, United States

The politician told newspaper Aftonbladet that his trip in early January was sponsored by around ten different companies, including budget airline Norwegian.

Pressed by the newspaper on why he had accepted the paid trip, despite claims that he generally refused offers from the airline industry, Federley replied:

“Well, this was pretty much tied to my drag personality, Ursula. It’s not me as a member of parliament doing this; it’s more a case of me travelling as my drag personality,” he said.

Federley has not made any secret of his predilection for cross-dressing, recently arriving as Ursula at the Swedish Mr Gay competition.

Dismayed by the newspaper’s line of questioning, Federley dismissed what he felt was an insinuation that he had only taken on the job for the sake of a free holiday in the sun at a newly built four-star hotel.

“Sometimes I get asked if I want to do something extra that has nothing at all to do with my parliamentary work. If it doesn’t clash with the job, I’ll take on a commission. And like anybody else I’ll ask to be paid for it,” he writes on his personal website.

Federley explained that the purpose of the trip was to prepare travel tips for people intending to travel to the Spanish island’s annual drag queen carnival. The invitation had come from gay community website Hanky.se where the politician maintains a blog, the title of which translates as “The Other Side of Federley”.

Though apparently baffled by media interest in his extra-curricular activities, the MP was sure to maintain his keen business instinct.

“Maybe this will mean more publicity for Ursula, which in turn will lead to more work,” he writes.

Courtesy TheLocal.se: Sweden

The interviewer neglected to ask whether or not his penis put on its little white hood before sex.

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – Singer John Mayer is giving true meaning to the text messaging term T.M.I. (too much information) as his recent interview with Playboy magazine hit the internet today, exposing his love for porn, his penis being a white supremacist and how sex with Jessica Simpson is like being on crack cocaine.

The “Your Body Is A Wonderland” singer also discussed his love for actress Jennifer Aniston, how he enjoys teen sensation Miley Cyrus’ music and how he gets a ‘hood pass’ from African Americans.

Known for his off-color sense of humor, Mayer’s Lagavulin scotch-infused conversation with Playboy contributing editor Rob Tannebaum has already sparked controversy on the internet -including his beloved rant-platform Twitter where he has 3 million followers- leading many to question if the 32-year-old singer is racist. (Or maybe he shouldn’t talk while drinking?)

Here are a few excerpts (WARNING: Some of the material isn’t suitable for readers under 18)

On his love of porn:
When I watch porn, if it’s not hot enough, I’ll make up backstories in my mind. My biggest dream is to write pornography.

On Jennifer Aniston:
We just have a regard for each other’s feelings that is pretty intense. It’s been a deep relationship, and it’s no longer taking place at all. Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons? … I’ll always be sorry that it didn’t last. In some ways I wish I could be with her. But I can’t change the fact that I need to be 32.

On his relationship with Jessica Simpson:
That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me… Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm… There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, “I want to quit my life and just f*ckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*ck you, I would start selling all my sh*t just to keep f*cking you.”

PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?

MAYER: I don’t think I open myself to it. My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f*ckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my d*ck.

PLAYBOY: Let’s put some names out there. Let’s get specific.

MAYER: I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She’s superhot, and she’s also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she’d be like, “Yeah, I sucked his d*ck. Whatever.” And you’d be like, “What? We weren’t talking about that.” That’s what “Heartbreak Warfare” is all about, when a girl uses jealousy as a tactic.

For the complete interview, click here. Very interesting.

Courtesy Examiner.com

Ooops

According to GossipCop, Parker intended to point her fans to husband basketball player Tony Parker’s page, but instead directed them to a porn site.

She apparently forgot to include the number nine in the address and urged people to sign up for updates from tpnetwork, which belongs to Titanium Porn Network.

On realizing her mistake, she tweeted, “Oh, nooo! I put the wrong twitter site for my husband. It’s @tp9network. The one I put earlier goes to some porn site!!! Don’t use it!”

Courtesy XBizNewsWire.com

The $10 cover charges collected during the one-night event were donated to ISOH (I-S-O-H/Impact), a Christian-based charity in Ohio that had no qualms about taking the money despite where it came from. After all, like the club’s manager Kenny Soprano said, “Charity’s charity.” Doing a little math here: $1000 raised divided by a $10-per-person cover charge boils down to exactly 100 charitable men (I’m just assuming here) who got their rocks off for Haiti. To the ladies of Toledo, Ohio: If your man stumbled in drunk and covered in glitter in the wee hours of the morning on February 7th, don’t be too mad, that lap dance he got was for a good cause.

No word on whether or not the dancers donated their tips to the cause. I guess the people at the Christian charity who collected the money could tell us. In fact, the dancers probably turned a nice little profit on the whole event. The increased business probably meant more $1 bills in the g-strings. So, was this an act of true charity on their parts, or a sneaky scheme to drum up bigger tips? Either way, some money was raised and people will be helped. And for their part in the whole thing, the strippers should be thanked. Thanks strippers.

Courtesy TwirlIt.com

Don't need the body scanner for this guy

Police were quickly on the scene, bundled Greene into a bathrobe and took him in to custody.

A folding knife was later found in the clothes which he had earlier abandoned.

Greene told police he was bipolar and off his medication.

Police said he has been charged with reckless endangerment for his driving and disorderly conduct and indecent exposure for his actions inside the terminal.

Olivia tweets:

–Holy… This is the strangest, most random day/night of my life. All I can say to describe it is to say: I think I’m in The Hangover.

–http://twitpic.com/11va74 – In a strip club on the outskirts of Miami… O.M.G.

–http://twitpic.com/11va7a – Midget stripper in all nude strip bar!!!! This night is unreal.

–http://twitpic.com/11vag7 – Midget Stripper Upside Down FTW. If you’re not awake, wake ur a** up and follow this Twitter!

–http://twitpic.com/11vcb2 – Midget stripper still going strong.

–http://twitpic.com/11vdtx – Midget stripper from the front!

Courtesy Zap2it.com

A bank worker used much of the $7million he stole from Korea Exchange Bank to pay for sex. Picture: Stuart Milligan

Sung Kyu Chung, 41, gave evidence in Sydney District Court last week where he has pleaded guilty to fraud charges.

The senior manager, who worked in the Korea Exchange Bank’s Sydney office, was charged in December, 2008 by City Central Fraud Unit detectives.

Chung faced a preliminary sentence hearing last week. He is due to be sentenced later this month.

The court heard he regularly splashed out on business-class flights to Thailand, where he would visit high-priced prostitutes and stay in five-star hotel rooms.

Prosecutors questioned Chung over alleged “gifts” he bought for the escorts. These included a Mercedes-Benz sedan given to a Thai prostitute and money transferred to another Bangkok call-girl to buy a house.

Chung pleaded guilty to siphoning a total of $7.2 million from the bank by staging at least 77 false transactions.

The court heard he used $1 million of the plundered funds on education and medical fees.

A further $1.1 million was used to buy a house in Marsfield, which has been seized, while $500,000 was lost on a bad investment with Lehman Brothers, the US investment bank which collapsed in the global financial crisis.

A significant amount of the missing money has yet to be recovered.

The seven-year fraud was uncovered in 2005 when Chung was subjected to a blackmailing attempt by a former colleague, the court heard.

In 2008, auditors from KPMG discovered massive discrepancies in the bank’s finances.

The court heard that between 2001 and 2008, Chung routinely used the log-in names and passwords of bank clients to send money to his own account.

When the transfers were complete, he fudged computer and accounting records to mask the transactions as having been carried out from overseas, confusing his bank superiors.

He has been allowed conditional bail while he awaits sentencing.

Courtesy News.com.au: Australia

The 29-year-old, who calls herself as Kenza, was told she could earn 2,000 pounds a month by using a web cam.

“I was told to wear wigs and heavy make-up so people wouldn’t recognise me,” the Daily Express quoted her as saying.

“It was all super shocking – the boundary between prostitution and this kind of thing is very thin,” she stated.

But a spokesman for the job centre defended the job offer.

“This was legal. There is nothing to prevent sex industry adverts,” he said.

Courtesy OneIndia.in: India