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LAKEWOOD, COLORADO – Police arrested a 41-year-old assisted living facility employee Thursday for allegedly having sex with a woman in her late 80′s.
Investigators went to the assisted living facility in the 12700 block of West Alameda Parkway last week after the family of the victim indicated they had video of the caregiver having sex with the woman. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Crimes, Sex in Strange Places, Twitter, WTF?
TEMPE, ARIZONA – In one Tempe neighborhood, people are talking about an awfully big ‘carving’ turning a lot of heads.
Starr's masterpiece
“That’s disgusting,” said one woman.
“I think it’s funny,” said another. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Arts, Humor & Weirdness, Penis, Twitter
STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN – High profile Centre Party member of parliament Fredrick Federley passed the buck to Ursula, his transvestite alter ego, when put on the spot for accepting an all expenses paid trip to Gran Canaria.
The politician told newspaper Aftonbladet that his trip in early January was sponsored by around ten different companies, including budget airline Norwegian. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Politics & Politicians, Sexuality, Transvestite, Twitter
The interviewer neglected to ask whether or not his penis put on its little white hood before sex.
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – Singer John Mayer is giving true meaning to the text messaging term T.M.I. (too much information) as his recent interview with Playboy magazine hit the internet today, exposing his love for porn, his penis being a white supremacist and how sex with Jessica Simpson is like being on crack cocaine.
The “Your Body Is A Wonderland” singer also discussed his love for actress Jennifer Aniston, how he enjoys teen sensation Miley Cyrus’ music and how he gets a ‘hood pass’ from African Americans.
Known for his off-color sense of humor, Mayer’s Lagavulin scotch-infused conversation with Playboy contributing editor Rob Tannebaum has already sparked controversy on the internet -including his beloved rant-platform Twitter where he has 3 million followers- leading many to question if the 32-year-old singer is racist. (Or maybe he shouldn’t talk while drinking?) Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Famous Folk, Hollyweird, Kinks & Fetishes, Sex, Twitter
Ooops
According to GossipCop, Parker intended to point her fans to husband basketball player Tony Parker’s page, but instead directed them to a porn site.
She apparently forgot to include the number nine in the address and urged people to sign up for updates from tpnetwork, which belongs to Titanium Porn Network.
On realizing her mistake, she tweeted, “Oh, nooo! I put the wrong twitter site for my husband. It’s @tp9network. The one I put earlier goes to some porn site!!! Don’t use it!”
Courtesy XBizNewsWire.com
Tags: Famous Folk, Humor & Weirdness, Pornography, Sports, Twitter
TOLEDO, OHIO – Strippers have hearts, too. Just ask the dancers at Marylin’s on Monroe, a strip joint in Toledo, Ohio. On February 6, during what was dubbed “Lap Dances for Dollars,” the club raised $1,000 for Haiti relief efforts.
The $10 cover charges collected during the one-night event were donated to ISOH (I-S-O-H/Impact), a Christian-based charity in Ohio that had no qualms about taking the money despite where it came from. After all, like the club’s manager Kenny Soprano said, “Charity’s charity.” Doing a little math here: $1000 raised divided by a $10-per-person cover charge boils down to exactly 100 charitable men (I’m just assuming here) who got their rocks off for Haiti. To the ladies of Toledo, Ohio: If your man stumbled in drunk and covered in glitter in the wee hours of the morning on February 7th, don’t be too mad, that lap dance he got was for a good cause. Read the rest of this entry »
Don't need the body scanner for this guy
Police were quickly on the scene, bundled Greene into a bathrobe and took him in to custody.
A folding knife was later found in the clothes which he had earlier abandoned.
Greene told police he was bipolar and off his medication.
Police said he has been charged with reckless endangerment for his driving and disorderly conduct and indecent exposure for his actions inside the terminal.
Tags: Humor & Weirdness, Nudity, Twitter
MIAMI, FLORIDA – Apparently Olivia Munn has been having QUITE the time at Super Bowl XLIV in Miami. She spent Saturday night (Feb. 6) tweeting from a night club. We’ve included her tweets below but be warned her TwitPics are NSFW (or really, anybody for that matter. Yikes).
Olivia tweets: Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Famous Folks, Midgets!, Sports, Stripper, Twitter
A bank worker used much of the $7million he stole from Korea Exchange Bank to pay for sex. Picture: Stuart Milligan
Sung Kyu Chung, 41, gave evidence in Sydney District Court last week where he has pleaded guilty to fraud charges.
The senior manager, who worked in the Korea Exchange Bank’s Sydney office, was charged in December, 2008 by City Central Fraud Unit detectives. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Crimes, Prostitution, Sex, Twitter
PARIS, FRANCE – An unemployed woman in Paris is said to have been left in shock after she was offered work as an Internet stripper by an official job centre.
The 29-year-old, who calls herself as Kenza, was told she could earn 2,000 pounds a month by using a web cam.
“I was told to wear wigs and heavy make-up so people wouldn’t recognise me,” the Daily Express quoted her as saying. Read the rest of this entry »
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