The interviewer neglected to ask whether or not his penis put on its little white hood before sex.
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – Singer John Mayer is giving true meaning to the text messaging term T.M.I. (too much information) as his recent interview with Playboy magazine hit the internet today, exposing his love for porn, his penis being a white supremacist and how sex with Jessica Simpson is like being on crack cocaine.
The “Your Body Is A Wonderland” singer also discussed his love for actress Jennifer Aniston, how he enjoys teen sensation Miley Cyrus’ music and how he gets a ‘hood pass’ from African Americans.
Known for his off-color sense of humor, Mayer’s Lagavulin scotch-infused conversation with Playboy contributing editor Rob Tannebaum has already sparked controversy on the internet -including his beloved rant-platform Twitter where he has 3 million followers- leading many to question if the 32-year-old singer is racist. (Or maybe he shouldn’t talk while drinking?)
Here are a few excerpts (WARNING: Some of the material isn’t suitable for readers under 18)
On his love of porn:
When I watch porn, if it’s not hot enough, I’ll make up backstories in my mind. My biggest dream is to write pornography.
On Jennifer Aniston:
We just have a regard for each other’s feelings that is pretty intense. It’s been a deep relationship, and it’s no longer taking place at all. Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons? … I’ll always be sorry that it didn’t last. In some ways I wish I could be with her. But I can’t change the fact that I need to be 32.
On his relationship with Jessica Simpson:
That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me… Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm… There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, “I want to quit my life and just f*ckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*ck you, I would start selling all my sh*t just to keep f*cking you.”
PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?
MAYER: I don’t think I open myself to it. My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f*ckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my d*ck.
PLAYBOY: Let’s put some names out there. Let’s get specific.
MAYER: I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She’s superhot, and she’s also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she’d be like, “Yeah, I sucked his d*ck. Whatever.” And you’d be like, “What? We weren’t talking about that.” That’s what “Heartbreak Warfare” is all about, when a girl uses jealousy as a tactic.
For the complete interview, click here. Very interesting.
Courtesy Examiner.com
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