Penis Enlargement Patch?

GRAY, TENNESSEE – A company in the United States claims to have developed ProEnhance: The complete enhancement system for penis enlargement. Yes, that’s right, just slap on a patch and, like a chia-pet to water, watch your member grow. Not only does the product promise enlarged penises, but also staying power, erection control, better orgasms and a greater volume of semen.

From the website:

Here’s to your total sexual confidence!

Just think — no pills, weights or dangerous pumps, but 100% pure effectiveness on your most pressing sexual concerns. The ProEnhance™ patch works just like the patch many people use to quit smoking. Transdermal patch technology has been proved time and again to be one of the most effective ways to deliver nutrients to the body.

* Simple 3 day application, each patch lasts 3 whole days

* Looks just like a normal bandage or plaster, discreet and easy to use, with no embarrassing moments

* Two-part system delivers excellent results for men

* Both the patch and the exercise work in conjunction to give you optimal results. Together, they’re unbeatable!

The results you want or your money back! IMPORTANT to KNOW: Fewer than 2% of our customers ask for a refund. For everyone else, it’s obviously working!

Our patches are produced in a cGMP-certified Pharmaceutical Facility and combine the latest technologies and the oldest herbal awareness to offer you an alternative delivery system. Our patches contain only the best quality herbs.

Stop fretting and hoping you’re MAN enough. What you need is certainty, not hope. Use the ProEnhance™ system to help ensure that you are the best she has ever been with.

Wait a minute… nicotine patches deliver nutrients to the body? We don’t even know how “the oldest herbal awareness” combined with the “latest technologies” offers the customer an “alternative deliver system”. Does that mean maybe there’s some herb one can eat for a large penis–a Popeye penis supplement? And what’s with this exercise? We can’t find much out about that without buying the product, but after six months the site promises throbbing blood flow and rock hard erections. Maybe we need to call Miss Cleo, but we would bet IF the magic patch to a magic wand didn’t work out they might blame the customer’s lack of exercise. Just a thought.

But hey, if you try it out and it works for you, let us know. We at Naked Circus love happy endings–especially when they’re big and throbbing.