Picture This: Mother Nature’s Phallic Obsession

I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hung- over. — Robert Pattinson on a photo shoot in which he was surrounded by naked women.