Thank god i't s a low-contact sport
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Tags: Nudism, Recreation, Sports
UNITED STATES – In a testament to just how eager major sites like PC World can be to post news before verifying it, several reports have hit the web that Apple has banned the first iPhone app to contain nudity.
However, as I reported earlier, the Hottest Girls has actually “sold out” — or been pulled at the request of the developer because of the effect the overwhelming sales have had on the servers dishing up those topless pics.
Allen “the Geek” Leung has stated on his website that the app will make its return shortly, once the bandwidth issues are solved. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Pornography, Sex Sells
Patrick Straight writes of his penis cage experience for the Minneapolis/St. Paul City Pages
Camoflouged? Why isn't it bullet proof?
I can’t really explain what my deal is, but for some reason I’ve always been a lot like Marty McFly (because I refuse to let anyone call me “chicken,” and because I’m a big fan of wearing sweet puffy vests. A BIG. F’ING. FAN).
Usually my little episodes of machismo are pretty harmless. There was one time when I ended up in an arm wrestling match against a homeless guy (he destroyed me, then pulled down his pants and shook his unit at me), but other than that I can honestly say that any time I’ve been peer pressured into doing something stupid, I never dealt with any long-term consequences. Until last weekend. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Humor & Weirdness, Penis, Sex Toys, WTF?
BERLIN, GERMANY – Sacha Baron Cohen has unveiled his character Bruno’s most hilarious outfit yet at the Berlin premiere of the movie.
The star dressed in a pink knitted anatomically-correct body suit complete with genitals for a man – complete with matching Ugg boots, of course. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Famous Folk, Humor & Weirdness
UNITED STATES – Pat Robertson was not, we’re sad to report, speechless when the House approved an expanded hate crimes bill in April. No, the flabbergasted “The 700 Club” curmudgeon sagely pointed out that the legislation protects people (namely of the gay persuasion) who like having sex with ducks. The remark highlights one of the bill’s major flaws — it fails to guarantee protection for people who like having sex with other animals.
But back to duck sex … Inspired by Robertson’s comment, singing duo Garfunkel and Oates released this YouTube video: Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Famous Folk, Humor & Weirdness, Naked Media, Politics & Politicians, Sex & Religion
Stephen Murdoch aka MOOBS
Sgt. Todd Bullock says 45-year-old Stephen Murdoch of Tustin was arrested early Tuesday after a security guard spotted him in a workout room that was supposed to be closed and locked.
When police peered inside, they saw Murdoch — also in a miniskirt, fishnet stockings and heels — hiding behind exercise equipment and watching an adult film on a laptop. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Crimes, Crossdressing, Humor & Weirdness
An artist's rendition of the deadly fall
The victim, Benjamin Peralta, allegedly fell to his death from Unit 1 Penthouse of Tower B of Victoria Towers in the village of West Triangle at dawn Wednesday. Read the rest of this entry »
The tribe has spoken and Ana’s Top Shelf Toes are the clear winner of the $250 Foot Fetish prize! Thanks to Ana — these little orange tootsies will be forever burned into our memory.
Courtesy TMZ.com
Naked Circus related news:
West Philadelphia Foot Fetish Attacker Pleads Guilty
“Robber to Woman: Give Me Your Wallet, Remove Your Shoes, Give Daddy a Little Big Toe Time”
Foot Fetish Attacker Has Sixth Victim
Foot Fetishist Stalks Seventh Sole
Tags: Kinks & Fetishes
Would the UN approve?
The National Enquirer (via Showbiz Spy) reports that although no actual sex has taken place between Angelina and Billy Bob, Angelina has taken it upon herself to talk to him naked while in a bathtub sipping on a glass of wine.
Oh, and did we mention Brad walked in on her during one of her steamy conversation? Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Famous Folk, Hollyweird, Sex
“Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a hot sister, would you?”
South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford acknowledged Wednesday that he was carrying on an affair with a woman in Argentina when he disappeared from his office last week, only to resurface this morning.
Sanford said he would resign as chairman of the Republican Governors Association and asked for forgiveness from his wife and four sons. Read the rest of this entry »