How To Spot a Transvestite

1. Listen to the Voice

Take a long look at the women above. The blond is being crowned Miss International Queen 2004. Believe it or not, that’s a beauty pageant in which all contestants are transvestites or transgendered males. When they look like that, all you’ve got to go on is the pitch of the voice. It’s your last line of defense, and may God help you if they sound like Barry White.

2. Ask to See the Hands

The eyes may be the windows to the soul, but the hands provide a window, albeit obscured, to gender. In addition to looking for larger, generally more gnarled digits, be aware that most men have shorter index fingers than ring fingers. Playful punches that result in bruises, like those from the transvestite pictured above, can also be a sign of hands that are less than feminine.

3. Inspect the Brow

Above is a photo of the transvestite who made the accusations against Ronaldo. If the Brazilian football star is guilty of anything, it’s ignoring her prominent brow and straight eyebrows. In general, women have a less-pronounced brow and more curvature to their eyebrows. Ronaldo must’ve missed that memo.

4. Be Suspicious of Narrow Hips

Women have a distinctive pelvis shape, because they’re equipped for birthing children. This feature of the female figure is difficult for males to mimic, as illustrated in this photo of the Arquette sisters. (Alexis, in the middle, used to be named Alex.) Even with Rosanna wearing a suit, it’s fairly obvious which of these three won’t be squeezing out any little ones.

5. Don’t be Blinded by Boobs

Though hips are difficult to fake, breasts are not, as anyone who lives in the Los Angeles area can tell you. Avoid being drawn in by their allure. Fun bags may be aptly named, but the merriment they evoke will be quickly extinguished once it’s discovered that they are connected to a person with testicles.

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