Convict Jammed Penis in Zipper in Escape Bid

DEVON, UNITED KINGDOM – A prisoner escaped from jail after jamming his penis in his fly so he could be taken to hospital where he could flee.

Kelly Edney was rushed to hospital after purposely plunging his zipper into his genitals, say police.

Once at Dartmoor Hospital in Devon he asked to go to the toilet where he slipped out of his poorly-fitted handcuffs and out of the window to temporary freedom.

Unfortunately he switched straight back into his criminal ways by assaulting a woman, taking her car and then being pursued in a high-speed chase by police.

Details of the 2006 escape were released today. Edney had been in jail for making hoax bombs.

Courtesy Metro.co.uk

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