April 2009

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LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM – APPRENTICE star Lorraine Tighe has revealed how she turned into a SWINGER after a sweaty orgy in a sex club.

The dowdy businesswoman told how watching six naked men and women writhing in a sexual frenzy in Amsterdam’s infamous red light district changed her life forever. Read the rest of this entry »

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This is not the angry transvestite in question... just another, possibly angry, transvestite

This is not the angry transvestite in question... just another, possibly angry, transvestite

KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA – BEWARE of a violent transvestite on the loose. Realising that he is being pursued by the police, the transvestite, known as Chulan Pondan, changed his appearance by trading sexy clothes for a white T-shirt, short pants and slippers.

Kosmo! Ahad reported that his new appearance clearly showed his buffed body, a stark contrast to his feminine and sexy appearance before. Despite the change, his breasts were still visible.

A reporter who watched his movements found the transvestite, believed to have mental problems, raiding several garbage cans looking for food.

The transvestite was in the news for randomly assaulting women in the Jalan Raja Chulan area since late last month. Read the rest of this entry »

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Catherine Hood, The Mirror’s Sex Doctor, Answers the burning question…

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Dear Dr Cath,

About a month ago I suddenly got lots of lumps on my penis.

My GP thought they could be warts but a clinic said they were caused by a virus. I’m confused.

Dear reader,

If these lumps are smooth with a slightly pearly appearance they could be molluscum contagiosum, caused by a virus. Read the rest of this entry »

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10245577_bg1KINGMAN, KANSAS – A Kingman High School class gets an eyeful of inappropriate material. Last week, students in a psychology class were learning about the Rorschach Inkblot test. The teacher was using an online website which showed different inkblots and asked students questions. But on one of the questions, instead of educational material, a pornographic video started playing. As soon as that happened, the teacher shut down the computer which had been projecting the image on the classroom wall. The teacher had used the website before and never had any problems with it. Read the rest of this entry »

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Japanese police find Tsuyoshi Kusanagi wandering naked in Tokyo park and yelling incoherently

Japanese pop band SMAP. Tsuyoshi Kusanagi is on the far left. (Photograph: PR)

Japanese pop band SMAP. Tsuyoshi Kusanagi is on the far left. (Photograph: PR)

TOKYO, JAPAN – Japan’s best-known pop band faces an uncertain future after one of its members was found cavorting naked in a public park in Tokyo in the early hours today.

Tsuyoshi Kusanagi, a member of the hugely successful band Smap, was arrested on suspicion of public indecency after police officers found him seated naked on the grass near the Roppongi entertainment district at 3am. Read the rest of this entry »

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Oh... I thought you said PLAY doctor...

Oh... I thought you said PLAY doctor...

WATERVILLE, MAINE – A physician who works in Vassalboro and Waterville has lost his license to practice medicine for 60 days for having sexual relationships with a patient and with a physician’s assistant he was supervising.

The 60-day suspension was part of a consent agreement between Dr. Benjamin M. Brown and the Maine Board of Licensure in Medicine.

Brown, 34, was most recently employed as a hospitalist with Maine General Medical Center, Thayer Campus, Waterville; and also at Maine Internal Medicine, North Vassalboro. Read the rest of this entry »

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Did that fly just cum?

Did that fly just cum?

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA – Isabella Rossellini is a woman who wears many hats. Actress, model, writer, philanthropist. Now, Rossellini can add “filmmaker specializing in animal pornography” to that already impressive list. “When needed, I can have an erection six feet long and stick it inside a female,” exclaims Isabella Rossellini, clothed not in her standard designer fare, but in a paper mache whale costume, of which the defining characteristic is an attachment of a giant pink penis in full erection.

Hallelujah, season two of Green Porno is underway!

Rossellini writes, directs, and lends her acting chops to the quirky Green Porno series, which features the actress, donned in hilarious animal costumes, describing the various mating habits of members of the animal kingdom. VIDEO after the jump Read the rest of this entry »

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Kiss my...

Kiss my...

BROMSGROVE, UNITED KINGDOM – A British woman has been ordered to alter her front garden after allegations of indecency by her garden gnomes.

Sandra Smith has been ordered by the Bromsgrove District Council to clothe the naked garden gnomes which have stood on her front lawn for 15 years.

A British newspaper is reporting the naked male and female gnomes have now been covered with their own little t-shirts after a complaint from a neighbour.

The 64-year-old says they’re proper cheeky chappies with their little smiley faces looking up at you.

Ms Smith says they are harmless.

The neighbour is quoted as saying the nude gnomes were inappropriate with children around and it’s pathetic they’re on display.

Courtesy TVNZ.co.nz

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STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN – Four young men from Sweden’s industrial heartland have taken talent to new levels with a taste-defying video clip that has captured the imagination of a large international audience.

Celebrity scandalmonger Perez Hilton has described the naked crispbread dancing prowess displayed by the four boys from Borlänge as “one of the best Talent auditions ever.” Read the rest of this entry »

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John Quincy Adams

John Quincy Adams

NEW YORK, NEW YORK – In an effort to “humanize” our nation’s leaders, San Francisco painter Justine Lai has stripped them naked and done very naughty things to them.

In a project that can seem dirty, provocative, shocking and weirdly hot (maybe to someone who really likes history), Lai depicts herself in the throes of carnal passion with a series of American presidents. Lai refuses to shy away from the subject matter as she paints herself being spanked by Ulysses S. Grant, cuddling Martin Van Buren, and… well I won’t even talk about what she’s doing to Abraham Lincoln or James Buchanan. If you’d like to check out the entire (decidedly NSFW!) collection, check out her site at justinelai.com. Read the rest of this entry »

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