March 2009

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If the girls of UMD look like that, we may head back to school.

If the girls of UMD look like that, we may head back to school.

COLLEGE PARK, MARYLAND – Several University of Maryland students got a chance to almost bare it all, as Playboy made a stop to recruit co-eds for its upcoming pictorial Girls of the ACC.

Rebecca Niazi, a sophomore at UMD, decided to spend a few hours of her Friday striking a post to land a spot in the magazine. “Playboy I’ve always thought of as girls and glamor. It’s such a cool thing to be a part of.”

Playboy is visiting 12 campuses across the nation looking for some fun-loving co-eds to fill their October issue. “She doesn’t have to have a perfect body, and she doesn’t have to have big boobs. That’s a stereotypical thing people think,” said Playboy photographer Cynthia Kaye. Read the rest of this entry »

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amanda-lear-200-032709LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM – She’s like the Forrest Gump of international pop. In her 50 years in the Jet Set, Amanda Lear has befriended the Rolling Stones, dated David Bowie, had a “spiritual marriage” with the surrealist painter Salvador Dali and posed for Playboy.

She’s like a Forrest Gump — that is, if anyone ever suspected that Mr. Gump had undergone a sex-change operation.

Allow us to explain. For decades, rumors have swirled that the chameleonic six-foot starlet Amanda Lear was a performing transvestite who became Dali’s greatest art project — a boy who became a girl. Though Lear herself has always denied it, she has also worked the rumors to her lifelong advantage. “There is nothing the pop world loves more than a way-out freak,” she has said. Read the rest of this entry »

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Thankfully the pair was reunited

Thankfully the pair was reunited

RUSSIA – A Russian man cut off his own penis after fighting with his girlfriend. The man, named only as Andrey, used a pair of scissors in a drastic measure to ensure he would stay celibate.

He said: “After two unsuccessful marriages I decided to vow celibacy. I do not want to communicate with women any more, nor do I want to have any sexual relations with them.”

He was found in a pool of blood by neighbours, who called an ambulance.

Luckily, doctors were able to reattach his penis successfully.

Courtesy Bild.com

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3325319263_2055db149cFRASER, COLORADO – A Colorado man returned to his apartment last week to find a naked couple sleeping in his bed.

The suspects were booked into the Grand County Jail and charged with 1st degree criminal trespassing, a class 5 felony, according to a Fraser-Winter Park Police report.

Rowland Schwenker told police he left his apartment on Tuesday afternoon, March 17, St. Patrick’s Day. He returned about 3 a.m. Wednesday, finding his bedroom door slightly ajar. This made him suspicious, as he was sure he had closed it, the Sky-Hi Daily News reported.

Upon entering the room and turning on the light, he saw a couple sleeping naked on his bed. Schwenker identified the couple, Mary H. Dixon and Jared P. Minton. Read the rest of this entry »

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She did it... videotaped it... then gave a copy to a friend?

She did it... videotaped it... then gave a copy to a friend?

SARASOTA, FLORIDA – A woman videotaped herself having sex with two dogs and watching child pornography with a friend, authorities say.

Caroline Willette, 53, gave a CD with the images to an acquaintance, who turned it over to police. Willette has been charged with three counts of possessing child porn and remained Wednesday in the Sarasota County Jail.

Willette admitted to detectives that she had sex with the animals in her home and watched young girls perform sex acts on the Internet, an arrest report

Courtesy Herald Tribune

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thumb_newsGHANA – James Xu Jin, the man who is alleged to have trafficked 10 Chinese girls to engage in sex trade in Ghana, on Thursday told the Accra Circuit Court that the wooden penis found in his room during the Police search was a gift from a carpenter.

He said the condoms, sexual medication and vagina lubricants also found in his room were what he and the wife used because of the one child policy of the State of China.

These answers from the accused drew laughter from the courtroom as DSP Mary Agbozo, the Prosecutor, brought out pictures and other items taken by the Police when they searched the place to support her cross-examination. Read the rest of this entry »

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Ironically enough she quit because someone told her that she could get pregnant giving lapdances.

Ironically enough she quit because someone told her that she could get pregnant giving lapdances.

In the continuing adventures of Octomom, the National Enquirer reports that Mother of the Year Nadya Suleman did some pole dancing before she had 14 kids.

Back when she was 18, Suleman was in an “investigative” stage of her life and thought she’d try out exotic dancing.

“I had not even kissed a boy. But I entered a dance/lingerie contest in a club near my home. I danced and paraded in lingerie,” she told a close pal.

“Then, when I was 19, I went to a gentleman’s club and performed as a topless dancer. But I only did it one night. I quit when I found out I was expected to perform lap dances on the customers.” Read the rest of this entry »

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xrayg1img_assist_customRemember those ads in the back of comic books with the crazy X-ray glasses? You know… they had plastic frames and cardboard eye-covers with holes in them (presumably so you wouldn’t face-plant while walking); and the cardboard had these wild spirals on them…

And they never worked. Ever. How many of us were suckered in by the lure of seeing through a girl’s shirt? Not that we really would’ve known what we were looking at, but still… it was taboo. And so we bought these pieces of trash and… nothing. Very disappointing.

Until now. Read the rest of this entry »

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Lord of the Screams?

Lord of the Screams?

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS – The Internet is bursting with porn for virtually every fetish, and elderly and disabled smut are sadly no exception.

Nude pics of mentally retarded and handicapped women can be easily found posted on message boards and blogs, while hundreds of sites promote “granny porn” or senior citizen sex – all of which could become illegal under the proposed Massachusetts law. Read the rest of this entry »

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American Football is gay? What?

American Football is gay? What?

DALLAS, TEXAS – Gay porn star Barrett Long caused quite a stir on shock jock Howard Stern’s radio show last week when he copped to charging for sex — and mentioned one high-paying client currently playing for the Dallas Cowboys.

Long has starred in more than 100 films for gay studios including Falcon, but claims to be strictly “gay for pay.” Despite numerous guesses from Stern sidekick Artie Lange as to whom the customer might be — he shouted out Tony Romo and Terrell Owens, among others — Long opted to keep quiet.

Courtesy Advocate.com

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