Japanese Boob Claw Machine is Another Bad Way to Claw At Boobs

TOKYO, JAPAN – Almost mistaken for a pile of onions, these prizes in a Japanese boob claw machine beat almost every stuffed animal we can think of in terms of uniqueness.

We’re not sure where it is, or how easy it is to pick up a boob compared to something less arousing, but we’re going to have Ashcraft win one of these and mail it to us. He wrote the book on Japanese Arcades; he should be able to fish a boob out of a box NO PROBLEM.

Courtesy Gizmodo.com