March 2009

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“Chicken McNuggets get to have all the fun.”

“Chicken McNuggets get to have all the fun.”

BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA– An Australian man who pimped a 16-year-old schoolgirl paid her with chicken nuggets for having sex with men, a court has been told.

Ronald Vikash Gander, 27, and his 16-year-old girlfriend devised a plan to prostitute a teenage girl so they could afford the weekly $1,050 rent on a serviced inner-Brisbane apartment, the Brisbane District Court was told. Read the rest of this entry »

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Arctic explorer Pen Hadow and his team are relying on a pair of lady’s knickers to navigate their way to the North Pole after compasses failed

PD*27792173NORTH POLE – The Catlin Arctic Survey are trekking 700 miles to the North Pole to measure the thickness of the shrinking Arctic icecap.

However due to the proximity to magnetic north the compasses are “going haywire”. The freezing conditions also mean the latest global positioning satellite or GPS equipment will not work.

Therefore the team have to rely on navigating using the position of the sun. When it is cloudy they rely on following the direction of the wind helpfully indicated by a pair of lacy knickers shredded and stuck to the end of a ski pole. Read the rest of this entry »

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It appears that John Paul II inspired more than Joanna Krupa with his words on nudity. Someone should tell Pat Robertson that in Poland young boys are being encouraged to play around inside of giant penises, we’d love to carry his reaction video.

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This might explain a lot about the recent problems the Catholic Church has been having…

This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine...

This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine...

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Tatiana Bastos denies wounding Mr Morais.

Tatiana Bastos denies wounding Mr Morais.

LINCOLN, UNITED KINGDOM – A spurned woman plunged a knife into her ex-boyfriend’s penis after he spurned her efforts at reconciliation, a Lincoln court heard.

Tatiana Bastos (28) pulled a six-inch knife from her handbag and attacked Ricardo Morais without warning while he was driving, Lincoln Crown Court heard.

Caroline Bradley, prosecuting, said Bastos, of High Street, Lincoln, turned up unexpectedly at Mr Morais’ workplace. Read the rest of this entry »

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It should come as no surprise that Joanna Krupa is comfortable removing her clothes.

We knew there was a reason that John Paul II was our favorite Pope.

We knew there was a reason that John Paul II was our favorite Pope.

The Polish-born beauty is one of the most Googled gals on the Internet, has been named the “Sexiest Swimsuit Model in the World” by Playboy, and graced the cover of almost every men’s magazine on the planet, from Maxim to Esquire to GQ.

But did you know the first Polish pope was involved in her frequent disrobing? Read the rest of this entry »

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You want to see my gun?

You want to see my gun?

MAYS LANDING, NEW JERSEY – An Egg Harbor Township police officer admitted in court Friday that he solicited sex from a prostitute while on duty.

Township resident Richard Cavanaugh, 45, pleaded guilty to third-degree official misconduct and lost his job and pension, according to a statement from the state Attorney General’s Office.

The Police Department suspended Cavanaugh without pay in October, when investigators started looking into what they claim was a tryst with a prostitute in December 2007 at a motel on the Black Horse Pike in the West Atlantic City section of the township. Cavanaugh was in uniform when he drove in a squad car to the motel, where a prostitute performed a sexual act on him, according to the statement. Read the rest of this entry »

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Catherine Hood, The Sunday Mirror‘s specialist in relationships and sexual health, replies…

balloonsLONDON, UNITED KINGDOM –

Dear Dr Cath,

I’m a man who is turned on stroking balloons. I discovered this while decorating a friend’s house for a party.

When I stroked the balloons I felt a shiver so I took one home and played with it while pleasuring myself. Is this normal? Read the rest of this entry »

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Hardware use can kill tissue and call for amputation

stainless_steel_nuts_and_boltsSINGAPORE, CHINA – Some men will go to extremes for the sake of sexual stimulation. And they are not necessarily weirdos.

The typical penile strangulation patient could be someone standing next to you on the bus or a colleague in the next cubicle, say urologists.

Dr Chin Chong Min, senior consultant urologist at Mount Elizabeth Medical Centre, said men who put foreign objects on their private parts do so ‘to enhance their erection, thinking that the simple way is to create a blockage’. Read the rest of this entry »

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This dog has nothing to do with the story... but good trick

This dog has nothing to do with the story... but good trick

RUSSIA – A raging Russian woman has beaten off the penis of her cheating husband. Katya Kharitovonova awoke after a bout of heavy drinking to find her friend Liza performing a sex act on her husband, Mikhail.

Furious Katya (36) grabbed a nearby lamp and smashed it over Liza’s head before biting off Mikhail’s manhood.

Liza was treated for severe concussion while Mikhail’s penis was stitched back together by doctors. Katya now faces two years in a labour camp prison.

Courtesy BILD

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