Naked Man Wearing High Heels Caught Hiding Under Table

KILMARNOCK, SCOTLAND – A senior policeman chased a naked man after spotting him nude – except for high heels – in the street.

The chief inspector was passing 26-year-old Paul Stewart’s home at 5am when he saw him.

He found transvestite Stewart hiding under his kitchen table.

At Kilmarnock Sheriff Court, pizza delivery driver Stewart, of Saltcoats, Ayrshire, insisted he was wearing transparent pink hotpants and a skin-tight vest.

But he was convicted of indecent exposure, given two years’ probation and put on the sex register.

Courtesy Sunday Mail: United Kingdom