There is no truth to the rumor that Usedom is German for “sandy bottom”
USEDOM BEACH, GERMANY and POLAND– A RESORT shared by Germany and Poland has sparked fighting on the beaches after Polish sun-lovers said ‘NEIN’ to German nudies.
The Usedom beach on the German -Polish border has become a fresh battle ground for the two Countries now that a fence separating them has been removed.
While on one side of the beach the exhibitionist German’s love nothing more than letting it all hang out in the sunshine it’s the opposite for the prudish Poles who prefer to cover up and keep their modesty.
According to leading German website BILD.com the liberal German’s are outraged by their Polish neighbour’s and their conservative ways and vowed to hang on to their freedom by simply refusing to cover up any of their white bits.
44-year-old naked beach-goer Elke Bernholz is certainly not amused and said: “It’s a nudist beach. It’s terrible, that the Poles come over dressed and stare.”
And fellow German nudie Ines Müller, 46, added: “You feel like an ape in a zoo. The Poles come with their binoculars, stare and swear.”
But 28-year-old Anja from Poland thinks the proud German’s have no shame, she said: “It’s horrible. We would never bathe naked – we are Catholic.”
Authorities hope to put an end to the saucy war by displaying signs in both languages clearly explaining which areas are naked and which are areas where private parts should be strictly covered up.
The signs should at least ensure that no one is faced with an unwanted bare bottom when they least expect it.
By Penny Stretton
Courtesy of the Daily Star UK
Tags: Humor & Weirdness, Nudity