Frisky Apes are Gibbon Noise ‘Asbo’ for Loud Sex Sessions

BRISTOL, UNITED KINGDOM– Two amorous gibbons have been hit with an Asbostyle curfew – after their love-making could be heard TWO MILES from a zoo.

Neighbours complained about the passionate “whooping”, especially around sunset and sunrise.

Environmental experts measured the apes at an ear-splitting 100 decibels.

Now they have ordered frisky Duana, seven, and 11-year-old Samuel to be kept indoors at least three nights a week.

A Bristol Zoo spokesman said: “We don’t normally like to keep them inside, but they can be quite noisy.”

Cambridge primate expert Dr David Chivers said: “People should be grateful to hear them – it’s like a beautiful symphony.”

Courtesy of The Mirror UK