Arthur Price Jr. is definitely a leg man.
BELLVUE, OHIO – A married father of three faces indecency charges after allegedly having sex with a picnic table.
Art Price Jr, 40, was seen doing the dirty with the garden furniture at his home in Bellevue, Ohio, on four occasions by a neighbour.
The neighbour, who hasn’t been named, says that he saw Mr Price turning the table over before performing the sex acts on it.
Police officer Matt Johnson said: ‘He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table.’
Just to add a touch of class to his furniture-copulation, Price reportedly carried out his naked table-boffing in broad daylight, very close to a local school.
The fourth time, the neighbour videotaped the alleged table-sexing as evidence.
Officer Johnson commented: ‘Once you think you’ve seen it all, something else comes around.’
Courtesy Metro.co.uk: Unit
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