Kinky Burglar Raids Sex Shop

A Dummy with his Dummy

A KINKY burglar has been caught on CCTV breaking into a sex shop – to raid shelves and apparently try on the sexy clothes.

The bald man throws a concrete block through the window of ‘sexy superstore’ Pulse & Cocktails in Skegness before darting behind the counter.

But instead of heading straight for the till, he pulls stockings and a pink wig from the shelves.

He rampages around the shop snatching some naughty knickers off the racks and two pink PVC nurses outfits.

He then goes to the back of the shop with an armful of goods and pulls off his top – seemingly to try them on – before re-emerging and choosing another wig as the shop’s alarm rings.

Still half-dressed, he makes for the shop window and grabs the SHOP DUMMY which was dressed in a French maid’s outfit with ‘baby’ pink fishnet stockings and pink knickers.

Then he drops the mannequin before choosing ANOTHER wig.

And when he goes to flee, the dummy’s legs drop off.

Shop manager Louise Whenman described the incident – which left a bill of £600 – as ‘unreal’.

The 40-year-old from Skegness said: “He came in for an outfit – he didn’t even attempt to touch the tills.

“If only he had come into the shop in the daytime, we could have shown him many more outfits and helped him find the right size.”

She added: “He would have been devastated – the outfit on the dummy was a small and he would have needed a large.”

The mannequin was later found outside an optician’s and was returned to the shop.

Louise added: “She’s now dressed as a dominatrix in the bondage section.”

CCTV of the burglar’s escapades – in the early hours of June 27 – leaked on to the internet.

Police confirmed that they had carried out an investigation and appealed for information.

A spokesperson said: “We haven’t managed to trace the man but the investigation is ongoing.”

The suspect is described as well-built with a shaven head and wearing a black t-shirt with white writing.

Anyone with information should call Skegness CID on 01754 614235.

Courtesy The Sun: United Kingdom