“Hi ho, hi ho, it’s up the butt we go.”
A year ago we started selling a line of army, airforce and navy themed gay sex toys which went by the name of Domestic Partner. The range has since been relaunched as Target Practice, but one product in the original range achieved near mythical status in the LoveHoney office because even though we put it on every single order, it never arrived. We began to think that it simply didn’t exist, or it was a wind-up to see if we could be fooled into ordering any product, no matter how crazy (we can). So it was a joy to meet the Ass Midget in person at Venus. I’ve bought one for the front garden.
Courtesy of Sex Toy Insider
Tags: Humor & Weirdness, Midgets!, Sex Toys