Would you Like Some Calamari with your Orgasm?


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Just when we thought that we’d lost our capacity to be shocked, the Japanese ride to the rescue. We have been sitting here trying to think of something witty or clever to make this funny. But it’s simply too horrible. Here’s a whole lot of calamari porn on Live Journal. The page is definitely not work safe, and definitely emotionally scarring. Thankfully the page is in Cyrillic, I’m fairly sure that I don’t want to know what they’re saying.

This raises some serious questions about the Japanese. Because I found this picture thanks to Fleshbot, and linked to the calamari porn was yet a greater seafood horror, Genki-Genki. What is it about seafood that gets Japanese men all sushi in the pants? We really don’t want to know, but almost against our will we’re being tormented by the question. Entertaining you, dear reader, isn’t easy work.

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